Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax
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May 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax
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Alcohol Unfairly Blamed For Local Man’s Impaired Judgment https://theonion.com/alcohol-unfairly-blamed-for-local-man-s-impaired-judgme-1819576354/
April 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Alcohol Unfairly Blamed For Local Man’s Impaired Judgment https://theonion.com/alcohol-unfairly-blamed-for-local-man-s-impaired-judgme-1819576354/
Yeah, apparently Fat Nixon thinks Drunk Nixon was treated unfairly.
October 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Yeah, apparently Fat Nixon thinks Drunk Nixon was treated unfairly.
The definition of a true fan:
You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.
You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.
July 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The definition of a true fan:
You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.
You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.
valuing hustle unfairly privileges Indian supremacy over indigenous White ways of knowing
It's absolutely bonkers to me that this image led directly to this tweet.
October 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
valuing hustle unfairly privileges Indian supremacy over indigenous White ways of knowing
People are criticizing me unfairly, such as for my actions and their inevitable consequences
Cassidy: "I will vote for Mr Blanche. I will be criticized for this vote. What's new?"
August 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
People are criticizing me unfairly, such as for my actions and their inevitable consequences
England unfairly powered up by soggy shitty conditions
July 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
England unfairly powered up by soggy shitty conditions
This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.
lol yeah girl, how did you think health insurance companies worked?
April 30, 2026 at 1:14 PM
This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.
“We’re looking for Osama bin Laden, so I can issue him a pardon. He was treated very unfairly.”
May 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“We’re looking for Osama bin Laden, so I can issue him a pardon. He was treated very unfairly.”
Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
January 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
Unlawfully Killed
Unfairly Blamed
Hillsborough Law Now.
Unfairly Blamed
Hillsborough Law Now.
April 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Unlawfully Killed
Unfairly Blamed
Hillsborough Law Now.
Unfairly Blamed
Hillsborough Law Now.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sure, these officials are treating the USMNT very unfairly.
But *strums guitar*, can I tell you a story about another man who was treated very unfairly by the officials
But *strums guitar*, can I tell you a story about another man who was treated very unfairly by the officials
July 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Sure, these officials are treating the USMNT very unfairly.
But *strums guitar*, can I tell you a story about another man who was treated very unfairly by the officials
But *strums guitar*, can I tell you a story about another man who was treated very unfairly by the officials
Happy 4th of July to this unfairly-maligned style icon
July 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy 4th of July to this unfairly-maligned style icon
They have treated us so unfairly.
Antarctica Tariffs Announced
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
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It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
ALT: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
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April 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They have treated us so unfairly.
"I'll be issuing a full and
unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”
unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"I'll be issuing a full and
unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”
unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”
And Trump expects everyone to believe HE’S the one who’s been unfairly targeted—MAGA actually believes him.
This is spot on!
This is spot on!
January 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
And Trump expects everyone to believe HE’S the one who’s been unfairly targeted—MAGA actually believes him.
This is spot on!
This is spot on!
“The chickens have been treating me very unfairly.”
February 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“The chickens have been treating me very unfairly.”
Carrot cake is unfairly maligned imo
July 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Carrot cake is unfairly maligned imo
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
„No politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly" D.J.T.
April 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
„No politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly" D.J.T.
that lady in the pond in England was unfairly smeared
Plus I think more women should have swords.
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
that lady in the pond in England was unfairly smeared
There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.
Great thread about Thomas Paine, the most correct man of his day, unfairly tarred at times a libertarian caricature
Thomas Paine is my favorite founding father. He was famously abolitionist and one of the earliest voices to point out the hypocrisy of fighting for independence while keeping slaves. He also firmly believed that keeping any friendship which required compromising your morals made you a bad person.
The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.
July 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Great thread about Thomas Paine, the most correct man of his day, unfairly tarred at times a libertarian caricature
This move also cancels rules that warned schools not to unfairly discipline students based on race. Bottom line: this order makes it easier for systems to quietly keep treating people unfairly while pretending everything is equal. That’s not justice it’s a cover-up.
April 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This move also cancels rules that warned schools not to unfairly discipline students based on race. Bottom line: this order makes it easier for systems to quietly keep treating people unfairly while pretending everything is equal. That’s not justice it’s a cover-up.