Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle theonion.com/nation-...
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle theonion.com/nation-...
Waking up in Rome… off to cycle the Appuan Way today!
June 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Waking up in Rome… off to cycle the Appuan Way today!
Republicans motivate their core voters to show up every cycle and they do. Democrats just assume their equivalent will do the same and spend the entire cycle pursuing swing voters, meanwhile depressing core turnout. Then they blame those core voters when they lose. The cycle must be broken.
What got us Trump was the GOP being a malevolent force for evil and the Democrats at every turn refusing to fire full blast at the right (including before Trump). It’s obviously not all on Harris but a cycle with Democrats assuming the left would just show up without any motivation is a big reason.
They have a point. “She didn’t earn my vote” got us Trump. Like I think it’s good to push against the party for better policy but when the alternative is Trump, it’s too much.
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Republicans motivate their core voters to show up every cycle and they do. Democrats just assume their equivalent will do the same and spend the entire cycle pursuing swing voters, meanwhile depressing core turnout. Then they blame those core voters when they lose. The cycle must be broken.
When you're dealing with a bully, you don't kiss the ring
Bowing down only reinforces bad behavior
This is Harvard's opportunity to stand up & break the cycle
Bowing down only reinforces bad behavior
This is Harvard's opportunity to stand up & break the cycle
May 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
When you're dealing with a bully, you don't kiss the ring
Bowing down only reinforces bad behavior
This is Harvard's opportunity to stand up & break the cycle
Bowing down only reinforces bad behavior
This is Harvard's opportunity to stand up & break the cycle
Fossil fuel lobbyists are now talking gas up as a ‘green’ fuel.
To be absolutely clear, this is nonsense.
Coal full life cycle emissions: 800-1,700g CO2e/kWh
Gas full life cycle emissions: 290-930g CO2e/kWh
Wind power full life cycle emissions: 5-15g CO2e/kWh
To be absolutely clear, this is nonsense.
Coal full life cycle emissions: 800-1,700g CO2e/kWh
Gas full life cycle emissions: 290-930g CO2e/kWh
Wind power full life cycle emissions: 5-15g CO2e/kWh
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Fossil fuel lobbyists are now talking gas up as a ‘green’ fuel.
To be absolutely clear, this is nonsense.
Coal full life cycle emissions: 800-1,700g CO2e/kWh
Gas full life cycle emissions: 290-930g CO2e/kWh
Wind power full life cycle emissions: 5-15g CO2e/kWh
To be absolutely clear, this is nonsense.
Coal full life cycle emissions: 800-1,700g CO2e/kWh
Gas full life cycle emissions: 290-930g CO2e/kWh
Wind power full life cycle emissions: 5-15g CO2e/kWh
Remember SignalGate?
(One of Trump's superpowers is being involved in so many scandals all the time that very few of them end up having staying power beyond a news cycle or two.)
(One of Trump's superpowers is being involved in so many scandals all the time that very few of them end up having staying power beyond a news cycle or two.)
April 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Remember SignalGate?
(One of Trump's superpowers is being involved in so many scandals all the time that very few of them end up having staying power beyond a news cycle or two.)
(One of Trump's superpowers is being involved in so many scandals all the time that very few of them end up having staying power beyond a news cycle or two.)
FYI many of the Democratic operatives and consultants who fucked up the last campaign cycle will be in charge of the next campaign cycle unless Democratic activists and donors do something about it.
No one ever does.
Same people cycle after cycle.
No one ever does.
Same people cycle after cycle.
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
FYI many of the Democratic operatives and consultants who fucked up the last campaign cycle will be in charge of the next campaign cycle unless Democratic activists and donors do something about it.
No one ever does.
Same people cycle after cycle.
No one ever does.
Same people cycle after cycle.
Don’t give up on Epstein! It’s a HUGE weak spot and pissing off his base. Don’t let it fall from the news cycle!
July 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Don’t give up on Epstein! It’s a HUGE weak spot and pissing off his base. Don’t let it fall from the news cycle!
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
Today’s news cycle summed up
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Today’s news cycle summed up
i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
the "trump should really get some credit" media cycle was fourteen times louder than the follow up "this wasn't really ever a ceasefire" media cycle
If you kill 100 people overnight, might be kinda hard to argue you’re in a cease-fire
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/w...
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Israeli Strikes in Gaza Kill at Least 100, Local Health Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
the "trump should really get some credit" media cycle was fourteen times louder than the follow up "this wasn't really ever a ceasefire" media cycle
In case anyone was wondering…
Yes. My sleep cycle is still fucked up.
Yes. My sleep cycle is still fucked up.
March 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
In case anyone was wondering…
Yes. My sleep cycle is still fucked up.
Yes. My sleep cycle is still fucked up.
Trump is out here making up entirely new countries and it'll barely register, yet we got an entire news cycle about Biden mixing up the names of the Egyptian and Mexican presidents
July 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Trump is out here making up entirely new countries and it'll barely register, yet we got an entire news cycle about Biden mixing up the names of the Egyptian and Mexican presidents
Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone who knows that Democrats always grow the economy, and Republicans always fuck it up while only focusing on making the rich richer.
We have to break this idiotic cycle.
We have to break this idiotic cycle.
December 15, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone who knows that Democrats always grow the economy, and Republicans always fuck it up while only focusing on making the rich richer.
We have to break this idiotic cycle.
We have to break this idiotic cycle.
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
time to fire up the spin cycle and start cleaning up this mess
February 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
time to fire up the spin cycle and start cleaning up this mess
Jon Stewart on the cycle of demands and threats toward Iran that make up Trump's "Art of the Deal"
May 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Jon Stewart on the cycle of demands and threats toward Iran that make up Trump's "Art of the Deal"
I wish yall could see how regular my life is off album cycle… I wake up.. workout, eat.. doom scroll.. get some d… and watch baddies
November 20, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I wish yall could see how regular my life is off album cycle… I wake up.. workout, eat.. doom scroll.. get some d… and watch baddies
When will America wake up and break this stupid cycle!
December 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM
When will America wake up and break this stupid cycle!
Jon Stewart on the cycle of demands and threats toward Iran that make up Trump's "Art of the Deal"
April 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Jon Stewart on the cycle of demands and threats toward Iran that make up Trump's "Art of the Deal"
Wake up babe the new furry drama cycle just dropped
February 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Wake up babe the new furry drama cycle just dropped
June 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The number of Democratic and women veterans running for federal office this year is at record levels as the overall number of congressional candidates with military backgrounds is up 47% from 2024.
More women, Democratic veterans running for Congress this year
The number of veterans running for federal office this cycle is up 47 percent from 2024.
www.politico.com
June 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The number of Democratic and women veterans running for federal office this year is at record levels as the overall number of congressional candidates with military backgrounds is up 47% from 2024.