‘The time has come,’ the Massive said, ‘to talk of many things:
Of pies & VAR & long free kicks,
Of substitutes & goals.
And why the ref is always wrong,
And when Bournemouth will win.’
3 #afcb points to celebrate my return pls lad!
#utFciad
Of pies & VAR & long free kicks,
Of substitutes & goals.
And why the ref is always wrong,
And when Bournemouth will win.’
3 #afcb points to celebrate my return pls lad!
#utFciad
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December 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
October 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The SPONDON has arrived! The Stanpit Massive is preparing to be prepared.
The coffee is brewing. The pain au chocolates warming. Slim is fuelled. Wet weather kit laid out.
3 #afcb points is always the aim. #ElCoastico makes it an imperative. Cmon lads, you know what to do.
#utFciad
The coffee is brewing. The pain au chocolates warming. Slim is fuelled. Wet weather kit laid out.
3 #afcb points is always the aim. #ElCoastico makes it an imperative. Cmon lads, you know what to do.
#utFciad
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February 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The SPONDON has arrived! The Stanpit Massive is preparing to be prepared.
The coffee is brewing. The pain au chocolates warming. Slim is fuelled. Wet weather kit laid out.
3 #afcb points is always the aim. #ElCoastico makes it an imperative. Cmon lads, you know what to do.
#utFciad
The coffee is brewing. The pain au chocolates warming. Slim is fuelled. Wet weather kit laid out.
3 #afcb points is always the aim. #ElCoastico makes it an imperative. Cmon lads, you know what to do.
#utFciad
Early start today as the Stanpit Massive assemble from different points of the compass.
The Cobham Towers coffee is strong & Slim is filled with super octane ready for the M3. A pie shaped hole is left from recent excesses, that is the first requirement. Then 3 #afcb points pls lads.
#utFciad
The Cobham Towers coffee is strong & Slim is filled with super octane ready for the M3. A pie shaped hole is left from recent excesses, that is the first requirement. Then 3 #afcb points pls lads.
#utFciad
December 26, 2024 at 8:30 AM
The Stanpit Massive agree, Thrs at 8:15pm is NOT the time to play football. Coffee doesn’t alter the fact. But the 3 of us will be there with our usual vocal support.
2 yellows already been shown. Hope they aren’t for the #afcb lads on a knife edge. 3 points will lessen any pain
#utFciad
2 yellows already been shown. Hope they aren’t for the #afcb lads on a knife edge. 3 points will lessen any pain
#utFciad
December 5, 2024 at 8:03 AM
1st #afcb morning after thoughts #EVEBOU
1st class sunburn - Mr Moyes
1st half - disjointed
1st keeper - confident
1st subs - effective
1st goal - tremendous
1st irrelevance - "GOOAAALLLL", we knew it was 30s before
1st stat - 5 on the bounce against the Toffees
#utFciad
1st class sunburn - Mr Moyes
1st half - disjointed
1st keeper - confident
1st subs - effective
1st goal - tremendous
1st irrelevance - "GOOAAALLLL", we knew it was 30s before
1st stat - 5 on the bounce against the Toffees
#utFciad
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July 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The Cobham Towers coffee tastes special this morning.
#Stags grind out a win to halt the slide.
#Panthersnation 4 goals for a HUGE comeback win & top 3 spot.
Cherries up next. 3 #afcb points pls so the Stanpit Massive can grin all the way to Wednesday pls lads.
#utFciad
#Stags grind out a win to halt the slide.
#Panthersnation 4 goals for a HUGE comeback win & top 3 spot.
Cherries up next. 3 #afcb points pls so the Stanpit Massive can grin all the way to Wednesday pls lads.
#utFciad
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December 22, 2024 at 8:35 AM
The Cobham Towers coffee tastes special this morning.
#Stags grind out a win to halt the slide.
#Panthersnation 4 goals for a HUGE comeback win & top 3 spot.
Cherries up next. 3 #afcb points pls so the Stanpit Massive can grin all the way to Wednesday pls lads.
#utFciad
#Stags grind out a win to halt the slide.
#Panthersnation 4 goals for a HUGE comeback win & top 3 spot.
Cherries up next. 3 #afcb points pls so the Stanpit Massive can grin all the way to Wednesday pls lads.
#utFciad
#afcb ft thoughts #BouEve
Lots of dross and not much football
Couldn’t watch them every week
But they will have a great stadium to look at
I said it could be a game for Brooksie
Brilliant
Enjoy your trip home Toffee lads
#utFciad
Lots of dross and not much football
Couldn’t watch them every week
But they will have a great stadium to look at
I said it could be a game for Brooksie
Brilliant
Enjoy your trip home Toffee lads
#utFciad
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January 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
#afcb ft thoughts #BouCry
Seen worse
Petered out
Take the point
No more injuries
MS Lino got one decision right
Kepa my MotM
#utFciad
Seen worse
Petered out
Take the point
No more injuries
MS Lino got one decision right
Kepa my MotM
#utFciad
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December 26, 2024 at 4:52 PM
8) So its an "A" for #AFCB from me:
SIXTH PLACE & OPTA has us 11th best on the Planet👀
#Iraolaball stole my heart it is everything that makes the game so addictive - speed, physicality, effort, skill, risk taking & SMILES.
Thank you Boss, over to you Boss!
#utFciad
SIXTH PLACE & OPTA has us 11th best on the Planet👀
#Iraolaball stole my heart it is everything that makes the game so addictive - speed, physicality, effort, skill, risk taking & SMILES.
Thank you Boss, over to you Boss!
#utFciad
June 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
8) So its an "A" for #AFCB from me:
SIXTH PLACE & OPTA has us 11th best on the Planet👀
#Iraolaball stole my heart it is everything that makes the game so addictive - speed, physicality, effort, skill, risk taking & SMILES.
Thank you Boss, over to you Boss!
#utFciad
SIXTH PLACE & OPTA has us 11th best on the Planet👀
#Iraolaball stole my heart it is everything that makes the game so addictive - speed, physicality, effort, skill, risk taking & SMILES.
Thank you Boss, over to you Boss!
#utFciad
The Stanpit Massive Wagon Master sips an Italian blend & runs through Slim’s pre-trail checklist:
Petrol ✔️
Oil ✔️
Water ✔️
In-flight snacks ✔️
Music ✔️
Parking ✔️
He grimaces. His football addiction is getting expensive. 3 #afcb points at the Emptyhead will fix that!
#utFciad
Petrol ✔️
Oil ✔️
Water ✔️
In-flight snacks ✔️
Music ✔️
Parking ✔️
He grimaces. His football addiction is getting expensive. 3 #afcb points at the Emptyhead will fix that!
#utFciad
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November 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
#afcb after thoughts #LivBou
Feeling happily content if knackered
Boss was right, great performance, should’ve got something
Many excellent performances
MF MIA for 3 goals, need C&C back
Jerkez hooked 😅
Semenyo my motm obvs
Spoiled by one Scouser
But one Scouser doesn’t make a city
#utFciad
Feeling happily content if knackered
Boss was right, great performance, should’ve got something
Many excellent performances
MF MIA for 3 goals, need C&C back
Jerkez hooked 😅
Semenyo my motm obvs
Spoiled by one Scouser
But one Scouser doesn’t make a city
#utFciad
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August 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
#afcb afterthoughts #TotBou
My head hurts a LOT
Highlights watched
Gave up searching @BBCMOTD for it - now a clickbait show
Mahoosive TEAM performance
Chances, chances, chances
#VAR checked club badge
Spence & Porro scarred for life
#ElGladiador my MotM (if I could I’d give it to both CBs)
#utFciad
My head hurts a LOT
Highlights watched
Gave up searching @BBCMOTD for it - now a clickbait show
Mahoosive TEAM performance
Chances, chances, chances
#VAR checked club badge
Spence & Porro scarred for life
#ElGladiador my MotM (if I could I’d give it to both CBs)
#utFciad
August 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
#afcb afterthoughts #TotBou
My head hurts a LOT
Highlights watched
Gave up searching @BBCMOTD for it - now a clickbait show
Mahoosive TEAM performance
Chances, chances, chances
#VAR checked club badge
Spence & Porro scarred for life
#ElGladiador my MotM (if I could I’d give it to both CBs)
#utFciad
My head hurts a LOT
Highlights watched
Gave up searching @BBCMOTD for it - now a clickbait show
Mahoosive TEAM performance
Chances, chances, chances
#VAR checked club badge
Spence & Porro scarred for life
#ElGladiador my MotM (if I could I’d give it to both CBs)
#utFciad
#afcb ft thoughts #SouBou
Oxygen required
Harder than it should have been but comfortable in the end
Starting 11 keeps going but the mid match breather was nervous this time
5W / 4D / 5L - probably be a couple of years before we are able to move that on 🤣
#utFciad
Oxygen required
Harder than it should have been but comfortable in the end
Starting 11 keeps going but the mid match breather was nervous this time
5W / 4D / 5L - probably be a couple of years before we are able to move that on 🤣
#utFciad
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February 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Coffee brewed. Dogs fed. Semenyo interview watched. Normal prep for a Stanpit Massive matchday. But Slim will spend the day on the drive - family duties at Cobham Towers prevail. So @solentsport in the background it is then.
3 #afcb points will make it all right.
#utFciad
3 #afcb points will make it all right.
#utFciad
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February 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
And finally, there's no number for this but the experience in the stands week in week out is fantastic.
2014-15 still reigns as the Stanpit Massive's favourite #afcb season, but half way through, 2024/25 is close behind. And who knows where it might end, maybe even worthy of a DVD 🤣
#utFciad
2014-15 still reigns as the Stanpit Massive's favourite #afcb season, but half way through, 2024/25 is close behind. And who knows where it might end, maybe even worthy of a DVD 🤣
#utFciad
December 31, 2024 at 1:41 PM
#afcb ht thoughts #BouFor
Not a classic but not surprised
Lot of vegans playing for the Tricky Trees
MS Lino is a JOKE
Ref inconsistent with awards & cards
Cracking strike by JK
Comfortable defending so far
Long way to go yet
#utFciad
Not a classic but not surprised
Lot of vegans playing for the Tricky Trees
MS Lino is a JOKE
Ref inconsistent with awards & cards
Cracking strike by JK
Comfortable defending so far
Long way to go yet
#utFciad
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January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Football.
On Saturday!
At 3pm!
Whatever next?
Black boots?
The Stanpit Massive celebrates with espresso and a bacon sandwich. 3 #afcb points with Little Chef back in MF will complete a fine day.
#utFciad
On Saturday!
At 3pm!
Whatever next?
Black boots?
The Stanpit Massive celebrates with espresso and a bacon sandwich. 3 #afcb points with Little Chef back in MF will complete a fine day.
#utFciad
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December 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Cobham Towers is still.
The coffee is hot.
The calm before the storm that is #ElFamilico.
There’s the cost of a curry riding on this lads & there are 4 of them! So 3 #afcb points pls lads or I’m sending you the bill…
#utFciad
The coffee is hot.
The calm before the storm that is #ElFamilico.
There’s the cost of a curry riding on this lads & there are 4 of them! So 3 #afcb points pls lads or I’m sending you the bill…
#utFciad
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December 29, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Cobham Towers is still.
The coffee is hot.
The calm before the storm that is #ElFamilico.
There’s the cost of a curry riding on this lads & there are 4 of them! So 3 #afcb points pls lads or I’m sending you the bill…
#utFciad
The coffee is hot.
The calm before the storm that is #ElFamilico.
There’s the cost of a curry riding on this lads & there are 4 of them! So 3 #afcb points pls lads or I’m sending you the bill…
#utFciad
It’s Wednesday - chore day.
The window cleaner is coming. Time for a quick Java under the great yellow orb before he starts.
Bizarrely it’s a footy day too. Here’s hoping the Tractor Boys arrive at #afcb driving a 1950s Massey Ferguson rather than a Lamborghini Trattori.
#utFciad
The window cleaner is coming. Time for a quick Java under the great yellow orb before he starts.
Bizarrely it’s a footy day too. Here’s hoping the Tractor Boys arrive at #afcb driving a 1950s Massey Ferguson rather than a Lamborghini Trattori.
#utFciad
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April 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
#afcb ht thoughts #SouBou
Very comfortable
Stains no different from our place - so passive 😴
Rambo looking for his defence - awol
Yellows accumulating 😬
Got to keep concentration levels & performance high
Goal difference counts 🤔
#utFciad
Very comfortable
Stains no different from our place - so passive 😴
Rambo looking for his defence - awol
Yellows accumulating 😬
Got to keep concentration levels & performance high
Goal difference counts 🤔
#utFciad
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February 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
#afcb ft thoughts #BouLiv
A game of ifs…
If the ref wasn’t biassed
If the “penalty” wasn’t given
If Mac Alister was sent off
If Tavs’ shot went in
If we scored 3 in 25 minutes of added time there should have been
If Scouserpool win the league it’s a triumph of Pulisball
#utFciad
A game of ifs…
If the ref wasn’t biassed
If the “penalty” wasn’t given
If Mac Alister was sent off
If Tavs’ shot went in
If we scored 3 in 25 minutes of added time there should have been
If Scouserpool win the league it’s a triumph of Pulisball
#utFciad
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February 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
