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November 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
shenanigansen.bsky.social
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #20 📺
Panel 1: It is now night time, and Audrey and Val are in the corner of Val's room, watching something on her monitor, which is turned towards them on her table. Val is laying on her uncovered mattress and Audrey is sitting on a beanbag chair next to the bed. They both have bags of chips. Audrey says "I guess ... I just don't really GET this movie so far." Panel 2: Val leans over and looks at him, concerned, asking "what's not to get?" Audrey begins, speaking: "Well, like ..." Panel 3: "... You said it was a HORROR MOVIE but it's really more like a DOCUMENTARY. Aren't there usually monsters or ghosts or something?" continues Audrey, digging his hand into the bag for a chip. Panel 4: Smile smiles an uncharacteristically happy smile as tiny camera icons float behind her and she says "AH, this is called 'FOUND FOOTAGE HORROR'." Panel 5: "You mean?? You FOUND this footage???" Audrey asks, shocked. "Uh, no. I specifically did not find it," replies Val. "Who found it then???" Audrey asks. "It's -- okay, lemme just explain," begins Val. Panel 6: "It's a genre of horror which allow for exceptional immersion. Unlike with CONVENTIONAL horror, in which you are always aware that you're viewing a work of fiction, found footage horror allows you to suspend disbelief and pretend you are watching a genuine obscure video you found somewhere. There's the classics, like Ghostwatch and The Blair Witch Project, and more recent hits, like Lake Mungo, The Medium, Creep, and The Taking of Deborah Logan. Paranormal Activity is another famous example, although I can only really stand by the first one. The accessibility and low budget requirements of the genre make it perfect for indie horror, including internet series such as Marble Hornet and The Mandela Catalogue. Then of course there is Koji Shiraishi's expansive library, of which we are currently watching the most famous entry, Noroi," says Val. Panel 7: Audrey's eyes sparkle as he looks at Val and replies "Wow! You're so smart, Val!" Panel 8: Audrey and Val both look forward at the screen, and Audrey asks: "But, um ... is something SCARY gonna happen?" Panel 9: Val smiles mischievously, glancing over at Audrey, and replies "Not for a WHILE, usually. But you know that it WILL, so you're anxious the whole time. THAT'S the fun part." Panel 10: Val's monitor, illuminating a stack of sticky notes, a cup with two bags of tea in it, and a pile of clothes in front of Val's bed, plays a scene from the film Noroi, in which the camera crew is speaking with a man in a tin foil coat and hat, saying "I believe we met on the talkshow the other night." Panel 11: Audrey turns his whole body turns Val, smiles, and says "I guess I still don't really get it quite YET." Panel 12: Val looks over at him from the bed, also smiling, as he continues: "But YOU like it. And since you like it, I wanna like it too." Panel 13: Val looks away but smiles contently and blushes. Panel 14: It is now several hours later, and Val is excitedly pointing at the screen, saying "O-oh, LOOK! If you look really closely in the reflection on that doorknob, there's --" Panel 15: Val looks over at Audrey, still pointing at the monitor, and sees that he has long fallen asleep on the been bag chair, peacefully resting his head on his hands. Panel 16: Val smiles, amused at her own folly, and says to herself, "Ahhh, I forgot." "Normal people have normal bedtimes," she says quietly.
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
songdog2009.bsky.social
Peter McGeghan Val Pearson
November 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
demetrioymedio.bsky.social
Jajaja Juan del Val, el literato pa un rato 🤣🤣🤣😱😀🤯🤮😜
November 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
isobelhk.bsky.social
För dig som också skulle vilja vara överintresserade av dagens amerikanska val kommer här en liten informationstråd:

USA har alltså val till president var fjärde år och val till hela representanthuset vartannat år. Senaten är uppdelad i tre grupper med 33, 33 och 34 senatorer respektive. 🧵
November 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
valeriefatality.bsky.social
Big "Aunt Val" vibes today
November 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
wanderlane.bsky.social
Val jump
A drawing of Val from Meeting Comics and The Val Cannon Mysteries in ink and colored pencil. She's jumping.
November 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
ygoandchill.bsky.social
surprisingly a lot of ppl ended up suggesting val/niffty so i say she can be his purse dog #lovebug
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
vickypantop.bsky.social
Tombstone
Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday Winks
ALT: Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday Winks
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November 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
lyssahh.bsky.social
val is missing a vital prop: "a thing of bleach"
October 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
babin829nsfw.bsky.social
#staticmoth
Val got maul by a shark man after that little comment.

CW: Vussy
November 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
shenanigansen.bsky.social
MILDLY INTERRUPTED, by The Boy From Venus HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 🎃
Panel 1: Text reads "The Boy From Venus HALLOWEEN SPECIAL" as Audrey is dressed as Hsien-Ko from Darkstalkers in 'hopping' position and Val is dressed as Jedah Dohma from Darkstalkers, brandishing her hands like knives. Audrey is smiling while Val is serious. Panel 2: Audrey and Val are walking through a park littered with beautiful orange, yellow, and brown fall leaves. Audrey is wearing a brown button-up sweatshirt atop a white top with a frilly neck hole, an orange ascot, and a blue skirt. Val is wearing an orange beanie that looks like an acorn cap, a grey jacket, a white shirt with a yellow stripe, and dark brown sweatpants. "Hey Val, what are you going as for Halloween?" asks Audrey. Panel 3: "I ... don't really dress up for Halloween," replies Val, smiling but clearly finding the question silly. Panel 4: Audrey leans forward to look her in the face directly, revealing that he's also wearing an orange maple leaf hair clip. "Aw, why not??" he asks, "You would make a REALLY GOOD Jeff the Killer!" Panel 5: Val, still smiling, sweats a bit and looks worried, with an arrow labeling her "(not sure how to take that)". "What are YOU going as?" she asks. Panel 6: Audrey smiles radiantly and replies enthusiastically: "A CAT!" Panel 7: "Oh. Cool," Val replies, smiling indecipherably. Panel 8: As she turns her gaze away from Audrey it's revealed in a thought bubble that she's imagining him dressed as Felicia, the cat woman from Darkstalkers. Her eyes glisten. Panel 9: Later, Val is waiting on a sidewalk at night, illuminated by a streetlight, near a crosswalk. She is dressed as Jeff the Killer, complete with white facepaint, red facepaint mouth scars, fake blood on a light grey sweatshirt, fake bloody toy knife. Her hair is also down and mess, like Jeff the Killer's. Panel 10: "Val! Over here!" a voice calls from the side as she turns her head. Panel 11: Audrey is approaching, crossing the sidewalk and waving to her, dressed as a pale, cream color, heavily furred car, with some bits of his hair gelled together and dyed a matching color. "Aw, you dressed up after all!" he says, "I told you you'd look amazing!!" Panel 12: Val just stands there flabbergasted, mouth hanging open. Panel 13: Audrey points at his whisker-lined face with a gloved hand as says "I'm Old Deuteronomy from CATS." Panel 14: Val looks down at the ground with a blank expression and begins shaking as the world's color begins to fade around her. She speaks: "When ... when you said a CAT, you ... you meant like, from CATS ... the Broadway play? ..." Panel 15: Audrey leans in a puts his hands up, bend back at the wrists but fingers curled, in an expression of interest as his eyes sparkle. "There was even a BROADWAY PLAY based on it??" he begins, "I had no idea THAT MOVIE WAS THAT POPULAR!!" That last bit of text swims and chromatically aberrates, and if you were hearing it in audio it would probably be in slow motion. Val looks at him dead eyed. Panel 16: Val has fallen backwards on the sidewalk with a thousand yard stare, dropping her toy knife. Audrey stands over her going "VAL?? VAL????" and at the bottom it says "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" with two ghosts replacing the "A"s.
October 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
loserbaby247.bsky.social
Manifesting a song where husk is beating the shit out of val
November 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
neverknowwhythis.bsky.social
///CW: #vore, UB, #furrynsfw

Val falls for it every year.
November 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
lyssahh.bsky.social
val would be a disgruntled (but very cute) manatee i think
October 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
1089thehawk.com
BREAKING: Mayor Lee Roth has won reelection in Val Verde.
November 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social
Beverly Hills, 90210 promo featuring our favorite bad girl, Valerie Malone. 🔥
Tv guide promo with Tiffani Thiessen as Val
November 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
moomooofdoom.bsky.social
I want evil nasty bloody toxic staticmoth
Vox being obnoxious and Val being vile

-draws soft bois and cuddles-
November 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
toebias.bsky.social
Satirteckning Carl Oskar Bohlin VALFRIHET ÄR VÄL UNDERBART! TÄNK ATT KUNNA VÄLJA MELLAN FLERA OLIKA APOTEK SOM INTE HAR DEN MEDICIN MAN BEHÖVER.
November 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
tylerscrispens.bsky.social
i’m just a hater i hate anything that involves val #dwts
November 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
mountwig.bsky.social
Ni glömmer väl inte öronen när ni sminkar er idag? För HUR SKULLE DET SE UT VA?
mountwig.bsky.social Mount Wig @mountwig.bsky.social · 2d
Å nej han insåg att hans öron var helt vitröda. Men vi kan andas ut: det kommer aldrig att hända igen.

Nivån? Som en skrivuppgift författad av en gymnasieelev.
”Som professionell makeupartist ser Stefan Rogo dem överallt: boomer-misstagen. På tunnelbanan, bland sina vänner och även på sig själv. Han berättar om ett tillfälle då han såg en bild på sig själv i efterhand och insåg att hans öron var helt vitröda. Han hade glömt att solpudra dem. Efter det har det aldrig hänt igen. De vanligaste misstagen han ser på stan är dock felplacerad eyeliner, fel nyans på rouge, solpuder eller foundation och att inte använda läppenna.”
November 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
paullicino.bsky.social
A mirror selfie of Paul as Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat.
A mirror selfie of Paul as Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat. Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat. Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat. A mirror selfie of Paul as Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat.
November 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
valheimgame.bsky.social
Last call to get your hands on this limited edition #Valheim hoodie from Makeship! www.makeship.com/products/val...
November 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
isobelhk.bsky.social
Lägg till ”älskar bibliotekarier” så ryker väl alla?
November 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
prowofligate.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! Here's Val and Mobes from last year.

Val chose the outfits. Moby's too grown to know who tf Wolvermean and Nightfling are.
October 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM