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lyssahh.bsky.social
val would be a disgruntled (but very cute) manatee i think
October 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
lyssahh.bsky.social
val is missing a vital prop: "a thing of bleach"
October 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
shenanigansen.bsky.social
MILDLY INTERRUPTED, by The Boy From Venus HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 🎃
Panel 1: Text reads "The Boy From Venus HALLOWEEN SPECIAL" as Audrey is dressed as Hsien-Ko from Darkstalkers in 'hopping' position and Val is dressed as Jedah Dohma from Darkstalkers, brandishing her hands like knives. Audrey is smiling while Val is serious. Panel 2: Audrey and Val are walking through a park littered with beautiful orange, yellow, and brown fall leaves. Audrey is wearing a brown button-up sweatshirt atop a white top with a frilly neck hole, an orange ascot, and a blue skirt. Val is wearing an orange beanie that looks like an acorn cap, a grey jacket, a white shirt with a yellow stripe, and dark brown sweatpants. "Hey Val, what are you going as for Halloween?" asks Audrey. Panel 3: "I ... don't really dress up for Halloween," replies Val, smiling but clearly finding the question silly. Panel 4: Audrey leans forward to look her in the face directly, revealing that he's also wearing an orange maple leaf hair clip. "Aw, why not??" he asks, "You would make a REALLY GOOD Jeff the Killer!" Panel 5: Val, still smiling, sweats a bit and looks worried, with an arrow labeling her "(not sure how to take that)". "What are YOU going as?" she asks. Panel 6: Audrey smiles radiantly and replies enthusiastically: "A CAT!" Panel 7: "Oh. Cool," Val replies, smiling indecipherably. Panel 8: As she turns her gaze away from Audrey it's revealed in a thought bubble that she's imagining him dressed as Felicia, the cat woman from Darkstalkers. Her eyes glisten. Panel 9: Later, Val is waiting on a sidewalk at night, illuminated by a streetlight, near a crosswalk. She is dressed as Jeff the Killer, complete with white facepaint, red facepaint mouth scars, fake blood on a light grey sweatshirt, fake bloody toy knife. Her hair is also down and mess, like Jeff the Killer's. Panel 10: "Val! Over here!" a voice calls from the side as she turns her head. Panel 11: Audrey is approaching, crossing the sidewalk and waving to her, dressed as a pale, cream color, heavily furred car, with some bits of his hair gelled together and dyed a matching color. "Aw, you dressed up after all!" he says, "I told you you'd look amazing!!" Panel 12: Val just stands there flabbergasted, mouth hanging open. Panel 13: Audrey points at his whisker-lined face with a gloved hand as says "I'm Old Deuteronomy from CATS." Panel 14: Val looks down at the ground with a blank expression and begins shaking as the world's color begins to fade around her. She speaks: "When ... when you said a CAT, you ... you meant like, from CATS ... the Broadway play? ..." Panel 15: Audrey leans in a puts his hands up, bend back at the wrists but fingers curled, in an expression of interest as his eyes sparkle. "There was even a BROADWAY PLAY based on it??" he begins, "I had no idea THAT MOVIE WAS THAT POPULAR!!" That last bit of text swims and chromatically aberrates, and if you were hearing it in audio it would probably be in slow motion. Val looks at him dead eyed. Panel 16: Val has fallen backwards on the sidewalk with a thousand yard stare, dropping her toy knife. Audrey stands over her going "VAL?? VAL????" and at the bottom it says "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" with two ghosts replacing the "A"s.
October 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
neverknowwhythis.bsky.social
///CW: #vore, UB, #furrynsfw

Val falls for it every year.
November 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
loserbaby247.bsky.social
Manifesting a song where husk is beating the shit out of val
November 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
paullicino.bsky.social
A mirror selfie of Paul as Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat.
A mirror selfie of Paul as Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat. Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat. Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat. A mirror selfie of Paul as Val Kilmer from Michael Mann's seminal crime drama Heat.
November 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
prowofligate.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! Here's Val and Mobes from last year.

Val chose the outfits. Moby's too grown to know who tf Wolvermean and Nightfling are.
October 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
networksubset.bsky.social
Damn, Val got Jeff the Killed
October 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
foundfootagefan.bsky.social
The Abominable Snowman (1957) 🎥

Directed by Val Guest

#FilmSky
October 30, 2026 at 12:00 PM
nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social
Ignoring the opinions of some moral purity prick, check out this cool photo of my girlfriend making out with me where I'm dressed as my OC Caleb who works for and belongs to Val and she's dressed as Val and its very hot
November 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
draggro.bsky.social
"I'm your shuckleberry."
The famous scene being paraphrased of Val Kilmer stepping out of the shadows near the end of Tombstone to duel Johnny Ringo. Val Kilmer had been replaced in the version with a Shuckle.
October 31, 2026 at 9:27 PM
val0rw1ng.bsky.social
Nightmare on Val street
A side by side photo of Val in a Freddy Krueger cosplay. The left photo is Val posing with his shirt lifted and his muscles and bulge exposed. The right photo is Val posing with a claw hand covering to tease his erection.
October 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
isobelhk.bsky.social
Det är väl sans culottes?
November 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
xgemina.bsky.social
I have never felt so connected to someone than Val in this moment.
October 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
mattpb.bsky.social
Picturing it as happening like this:
November 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
tylerscrispens.bsky.social
i’m just a hater i hate anything that involves val #dwts
November 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
summerwind3.bsky.social
Später heute im Val dai Lersc (Ladinisch). Jede Menge goldene Lärchen heute, wenngleich es vorher kalt & dunkel war. Ins Val dles Cacagnares habe ich es nicht mehr geschafft, es wird nun früh dunkel.
#nature #hiking
October 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
smut-king.bsky.social
See Val Steele, post Val Steele 🫠
hentaihimbo.bsky.social Hentai HimBro👽🔞 @hentaihimbo.bsky.social · 7d
You think you can run or hide? You think you can get away? I know it's just a game we play. You act uninterested, but at night, when I sneak in to take what's mine from you, you so quickly show me how you really feel.... 😈

#cumslut #creampie #goon #goonette #goonsky
November 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
marknadsavd.bsky.social
Man undrar ju lite. Varför är det inga av ”tungviktarna” eller av vänstersossarna som kräver Magda eller VU:s avgång? I två val i rad har man gjort riktigt dåliga val. Ska man köra ett tredje botten-val innan man fattar?
November 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
rinny.bsky.social
me: Val, do you know what millennial optimism is?
Val: what? Rinny, i’m fucking 48 years old.
October 31, 2026 at 7:15 AM
noisetanker.bsky.social
Fourth warmups batch from September 2026 starring Audrey, Val, Maya Fey and (hotter) Phoenix Wright #sketches #comic
November 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
elivalentine.bsky.social
Jackie "Val" O'lantern~ ❤️🐭
November 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
pien51.bsky.social
Vasthouden aan eerlijker belastingplan, laat ze maar smoren in de vvd val
Rug rechthouden 💪
October 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
timbaffoe.bsky.social
Val Kilmer's Iceman: Yelling at Maverick in Top Gun
ALT: Val Kilmer's Iceman: Yelling at Maverick in Top Gun
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November 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
fonsipaul.bsky.social
Road trip di questi giorni 🚗

📍Perugia
📍Assisi
📍Spello
📍Orvieto/Civita di Bagnoregio
📍Val d’Orcia + Siena
October 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM