200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀
If this is what Elon did to the valuation of Twitter just wait till he gets his hands on the U.S. Government.
November 14, 2024 at 12:32 PM
If this is what Elon did to the valuation of Twitter just wait till he gets his hands on the U.S. Government.
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation
July 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation
Theranos valuation over time
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Theranos valuation over time
*Pulls up a chair* Let’s have a little talk about startup valuation and accounting…..
July 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*Pulls up a chair* Let’s have a little talk about startup valuation and accounting…..
The valuation of SpaceX is based on this page in their filing*.
Estimated future market: 28.5 trillion
Of that Grok/AI is: 26.5 trillion
93% of the SpaceX valuation is Grok
NINTY THREE PERCENT OF THE SPACEX VALUATION IS GROK!!!!
* www.sec.gov/Archives/edg...
Estimated future market: 28.5 trillion
Of that Grok/AI is: 26.5 trillion
93% of the SpaceX valuation is Grok
NINTY THREE PERCENT OF THE SPACEX VALUATION IS GROK!!!!
* www.sec.gov/Archives/edg...
June 4, 2026 at 9:16 AM
The valuation of SpaceX is based on this page in their filing*.
Estimated future market: 28.5 trillion
Of that Grok/AI is: 26.5 trillion
93% of the SpaceX valuation is Grok
NINTY THREE PERCENT OF THE SPACEX VALUATION IS GROK!!!!
* www.sec.gov/Archives/edg...
Estimated future market: 28.5 trillion
Of that Grok/AI is: 26.5 trillion
93% of the SpaceX valuation is Grok
NINTY THREE PERCENT OF THE SPACEX VALUATION IS GROK!!!!
* www.sec.gov/Archives/edg...
Tesla Stock Gets a New Valuation. It’s Surprising.
Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
Tesla Stock Gets a New Valuation. It’s Surprising.
Former Fidelity portfolio manager posted a valuation for Tesla stock on Saturday. It’s low.
www.barrons.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Tesla Stock Gets a New Valuation. It’s Surprising.
Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
Noble's valuation breaks down Tesla's worth into $18 for cars, $20 for battery storage, $30 for robo-taxis, and $12 for robots.
OpenAI's $500 billion valuation is based on the assumption they will have 2 billion - yes, 2 billion - paid-up users. www.wired.com/story/openai...
August 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
OpenAI's $500 billion valuation is based on the assumption they will have 2 billion - yes, 2 billion - paid-up users. www.wired.com/story/openai...
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
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February 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
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Anthropic valuation: $965B
Walmart valuation: $870B
Anthropic revenue: $65B
Walmart revenue: $713B
Totally normal, right?
Walmart valuation: $870B
Anthropic revenue: $65B
Walmart revenue: $713B
Totally normal, right?
September 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Anthropic valuation: $965B
Walmart valuation: $870B
Anthropic revenue: $65B
Walmart revenue: $713B
Totally normal, right?
Walmart valuation: $870B
Anthropic revenue: $65B
Walmart revenue: $713B
Totally normal, right?
Trump determining the valuation of Mar-a-Lago
October 2, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Trump determining the valuation of Mar-a-Lago
openAI valuation: $300 billion
openAI profit: $~30 billion
rotatingsandwiches valuation: cost of a couple lunches
rotatingsandwiches profit: more than that
openAI profit: $~30 billion
rotatingsandwiches valuation: cost of a couple lunches
rotatingsandwiches profit: more than that
September 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
openAI valuation: $300 billion
openAI profit: $~30 billion
rotatingsandwiches valuation: cost of a couple lunches
rotatingsandwiches profit: more than that
openAI profit: $~30 billion
rotatingsandwiches valuation: cost of a couple lunches
rotatingsandwiches profit: more than that
Damn if only we had a way of looking up that company’s valuation…
December 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Damn if only we had a way of looking up that company’s valuation…
the boobcentric valuation of HRT results must end. i see girls with incredible asses who have been led to believe by society that they have nothing
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
the boobcentric valuation of HRT results must end. i see girls with incredible asses who have been led to believe by society that they have nothing
Since you've voluntarily invited a boycott, you get one.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Since you've voluntarily invited a boycott, you get one.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
When your valuation is clearly about the products you sell
June 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When your valuation is clearly about the products you sell
We should use this number as valuation for the open lawsuits against them.
Exclusive: OpenAI has projected 220 million people will be paying for a basic ChatGPT subscription by 2030 as it follows Slack’s and Spotify’s business playbook.
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OpenAI Projected at Least 220 Million People Will Pay for ChatGPT by 2030
To boost ChatGPT revenue, OpenAI is following a playbook enterprise apps Zoom and Slack have used to increase paid users. It’s hooking up most of its users—which now number more than 800 million—with ...
thein.fo
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
We should use this number as valuation for the open lawsuits against them.
Its like you just missed the part where twitters valuation plummeted when Elon started acting like this
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Its like you just missed the part where twitters valuation plummeted when Elon started acting like this
The valuation is entirely based on having a Supreme Court that won’t ever enforce the Emoluments Clause on a Republican president
Truth Social has the same revenue as a (1) moderately successful McDonald's franchise, and it's valued at $6 billion somehow.
April 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
The valuation is entirely based on having a Supreme Court that won’t ever enforce the Emoluments Clause on a Republican president
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
Also: SoftBank-led round of company with wildly overpriced valuation? LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
January 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Also: SoftBank-led round of company with wildly overpriced valuation? LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
So true - Tesla’s valuation lost all contact with reality about 5 years ago.
I don’t even post much on Tesla’s quarterly earnings and outlook any longer.
It’s a meme stock, completely detached from its fundamentals and proven / sound valuation methods, you are welcome.
$TSLA $TSLAQ
It’s a meme stock, completely detached from its fundamentals and proven / sound valuation methods, you are welcome.
$TSLA $TSLAQ
April 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
So true - Tesla’s valuation lost all contact with reality about 5 years ago.
Auchincloss on Fox News: "What I'm seeing is a president who is more interested in the valuation of his memecoin than he is about people's 401ks. What I'm seeing is a president who along with Howard Lutnick is self-dealing on crypto instead of worrying about the strength of the US dollar."
May 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Auchincloss on Fox News: "What I'm seeing is a president who is more interested in the valuation of his memecoin than he is about people's 401ks. What I'm seeing is a president who along with Howard Lutnick is self-dealing on crypto instead of worrying about the strength of the US dollar."
how's that Trump Media valuation looking now that he's tweeting again?
August 12, 2024 at 5:26 PM
how's that Trump Media valuation looking now that he's tweeting again?