AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
July 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dreaming of a world where every wolf is valued + appreciated 🥰
February 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dreaming of a world where every wolf is valued + appreciated 🥰
What if people valued kindness
May 13, 2024 at 7:12 AM
What if people valued kindness
Is indeed, a most valued privilege.
October 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Is indeed, a most valued privilege.
Canada suspends imports from biggest US pork processing plant in North Carolina - shipments were valued about $850 million
March 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Canada suspends imports from biggest US pork processing plant in North Carolina - shipments were valued about $850 million
Dreaming of a world where every wolf is valued + loved ❤️
January 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dreaming of a world where every wolf is valued + loved ❤️
BREAKING: Germany is considering the withdrawal of approximately 1,200 tons of gold, valued at around $124 billion, from a U.S. Federal Reserve vault in New York.
April 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
BREAKING: Germany is considering the withdrawal of approximately 1,200 tons of gold, valued at around $124 billion, from a U.S. Federal Reserve vault in New York.
valued
[Originally posted November 4, 2021]
[Originally posted November 4, 2021]
January 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
valued
[Originally posted November 4, 2021]
[Originally posted November 4, 2021]
(comfortingly) in some cultures, flops are greatly valued
December 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
(comfortingly) in some cultures, flops are greatly valued
removing your presence from places you don't feel loved, valued or respected is top tier self care
December 7, 2024 at 12:18 AM
removing your presence from places you don't feel loved, valued or respected is top tier self care
You aren't asking for ideological diversity. You're asking for lies to be valued equally to the truth.
April 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You aren't asking for ideological diversity. You're asking for lies to be valued equally to the truth.
I’m old enough to remember when allies were valued and treaties and international agreements were respected. Oh wait! That was 2 weeks ago. #resistance
February 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m old enough to remember when allies were valued and treaties and international agreements were respected. Oh wait! That was 2 weeks ago. #resistance
Thinking of my trans and nonbinary friends today. You are valued, and I love who you are.
January 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thinking of my trans and nonbinary friends today. You are valued, and I love who you are.
May 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.
China has returned two Boeing jets, each valued at $55 million. With $69 million in tariffs applied, the cost per plane increased to $124 million. Orders for an additional 130 jets have been indefinitely suspended.
April 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
China has returned two Boeing jets, each valued at $55 million. With $69 million in tariffs applied, the cost per plane increased to $124 million. Orders for an additional 130 jets have been indefinitely suspended.
absolute banger chorus that only shows up 2/3 through a mediocre song: you are seen, you exist, you are valued
October 21, 2024 at 5:21 PM
absolute banger chorus that only shows up 2/3 through a mediocre song: you are seen, you exist, you are valued
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
n.pr
August 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
fine then, jerk your moderately valued penis
September 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
fine then, jerk your moderately valued penis
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...
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February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion