#varney
VARNEY: 8,000 manufacturing jobs were lost in May. That's not what you wanted to see.

CHAVEZ-DeREMER: Well, we're certainly holding steady.

VARNEY: But how could we're losing those jobs?

CHAVEZ-DeREMER: Well, we're certainly holding steady.
June 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
VARNEY: Can you deport a legal immigrant?

HOMAN: Absolutely we can
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dog got those Jim Varney pics
September 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reading a book called Varney The Vampire and after like 90 pages a guy called Varney was introduced.

A main character suspects he's a vampire and I think he might be right.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
VARNEY: Are we now actively selling the oil we're taking from Venezuelan tankers?

ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT: Oh, absolutely

VARNEY: How much of that oil are we going to take?

WRIGHT: We'll take the majority of Venezuelan exports
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
hell yeah he was
September 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Proposed to the group chat that we replace all the stickers in our Discord server with these Jim Varney emotions
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Lutnick: "You don't get inflation from having a tariff." (Note how Varney isn't buying it.)
March 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
VARNEY: Do you have a plan to mitigate this fertilizer problem, Madame Secretary?

BROOKE ROLLINS: Yes. We have been every day now for almost 50 days having daily meetings in the White House. During the Biden years...

VARNEY: But what is the plan? You've had lots of meetings, but what is the plan?
April 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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August 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
VARNEY: Do you believe there should be conditions on federal aid for California? Strings -- should they be attached?

SEN. MARSHALL: Absolutely

VARNEY: Should President Trump force them to repeal climate rules?

MARSHALL: Absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Nobody, absolutely no buddy:

Jim Varney:
September 23, 2023 at 6:59 PM
The Spirit of Jim Varney will see Minnesota through.
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Here's Stuart Varney saying, "You did the right thing."
Sheehy on video of him brutally manhandling a veteran who was demonstrating in the Capitol, possibly breaking his arm: "It's unfortunate. We never want violence anywhere, especially in our government buildings."
March 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Varney Gumble
March 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
VARNEY: GDP up only 1.4%. That isn’t what President Trump wants to see, is it?

HASSETT: Well, the Democrat shutdown …
February 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
VARNEY: When we get to the moon and establish the base, do we then go on to Mars?

ISAACMAN: Absolutely
March 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
REG VARNEY
August 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Varney to Hassett: "A fine performance, if I may say. 3.3% inflation and you smiled all the way through, as you usually do."
April 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
asked on Fox Business about grim inflation numbers, Kevin Hassett quickly pivots to egg prices. Varney says "that was a bit of a filibuster."
April 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Varney Mentioned
September 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Love this story from Justin's Lloyd's Jim Varney biography about how Varney landed a deal with Touchstone Pictures because his ride on a pace car at the 1985 Indianapolis 500 dwarfed an appearance from Mickey Mouse.
June 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
VARNEY: Would you use Florida taxpayers dollars to buy Bitcoin for your Florida reserve?

BYRON DONALDS: That part remains to be seen
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
thoughts and prayers to Stuart Varney for having to discuss this heartbreaking news
September 23, 2024 at 2:38 PM