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November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Holy shit — vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Holy shit — vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.
Happy Father's Day! Here's some art from a vasectomy brochure.
June 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Happy Father's Day! Here's some art from a vasectomy brochure.
[forgetting the word vasectomy] seedless penis
August 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
[forgetting the word vasectomy] seedless penis
happy Father’s Day I’m getting a vasectomy this week lol
June 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
happy Father’s Day I’m getting a vasectomy this week lol
If Big Balls gets fired that's a vasectomy
What a shame. “DOGE affiliated staff, some of whom were responsible for pushing out thousands of federal workers, texted one another on Thursday about whether they would be fired next, according to administration officials.” www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
The Day That Trump and Musk Torched Their Partnership
An afternoon of escalating attacks left the men threatening to wield their power against each other.
www.wsj.com
June 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If Big Balls gets fired that's a vasectomy
The recovery from my vasectomy is going well.
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The recovery from my vasectomy is going well.
vasectomy would make a beautiful boy's name
April 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
vasectomy would make a beautiful boy's name
Happy Vasectomy Day! ✂️
March 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Happy Vasectomy Day! ✂️
In the fight for women's reproductive rights, men can protest, vote, and... get a vasectomy?
February 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In the fight for women's reproductive rights, men can protest, vote, and... get a vasectomy?
Why waste your money on a vasectomy? Wear Crocs instead.
July 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Why waste your money on a vasectomy? Wear Crocs instead.
my friends said my dating profile can't just say "vasectomy" under what I'm looking for in a man
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my friends said my dating profile can't just say "vasectomy" under what I'm looking for in a man
who called it a vasectomy and not hackysack
April 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
who called it a vasectomy and not hackysack
Breeding kink 🤝🏻 vasectomy >>>
June 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Breeding kink 🤝🏻 vasectomy >>>
Vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.
a vasectomy would fix me
July 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
a vasectomy would fix me
this is why I try to both disclose and inquire about vasectomy status during the initial firm handshake
This is a really really weird way to be thinking about people I'm sorry
June 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
this is why I try to both disclose and inquire about vasectomy status during the initial firm handshake
Cherry Vasectomy
April 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Cherry Vasectomy
When you're too cheap to pay for a vasectomy
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
When you're too cheap to pay for a vasectomy
The buckshot lariat can now be done without risk of pregnancy
July 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The buckshot lariat can now be done without risk of pregnancy
This vasectomy will fix me.
October 4, 2024 at 12:14 PM
This vasectomy will fix me.
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?