#virile
Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/
March 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
virile young echidna
September 1, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Please take a second to appreciate your local fat-balled virile feral gryphon stud (me)
September 22, 2026 at 11:53 AM
the minions are men. grown, virile men
June 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
<YOUR BELCH/UTTERANCE/VIRILE ROAR IS LACKING/DIMINUTIVE/HORNY, ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE/OUTDO/MATING DANCE>
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
September 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
im just a young, virile man looking for toys
September 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
100% Pure, virile fox..
March 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Lookin healthy sir! Lookin virile!
White House pool snaps a picture of Trump getting into the motorcade with his granddaughter as they prepare to head to his Virginia golf course.

Photo from AFP.
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Chomped, Pt. 2

Don't worry - he's tougher than he looks.
(And, uh - fairly virile apparently)
March 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
party wipe
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
“Nothing is more central to the ruse of Trumpism than making his followers believe he is somehow virile, and in command, on the world stage. He is not.”
June 1, 2026 at 11:10 AM
A BOY’S veneration for the VIRILE MALE POWER of HIS DADDY! 😈💪🏼♂️
A boys rightful place 😈😈🥵🥵🤤🤤
September 26, 2026 at 8:56 AM
would you free this massive, virile werewolf?

commish for @drivergamer127.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
April 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
urshifu warms up your womb with virile nut
October 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
MONSTER FUCKER COMES* IN FOUR GREAT NEW FLAVORS

WILD WEREWOLF WANGERMELON
MUMMY MEMBER MANGO
VIRILE VAMPIRE VANILLA
MYSTERY GHOST GOO

*PUN INTENDED
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Virile, ripe, unrelenting….
May 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I just moved a refrigerator into a fifth-floor walkup with Mitch McConnell. At one point, he held the whole thing up with just one hand. It was a little intimidating how healthy and strong and virile he is.
July 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Potent... Virile... Fertile... 😵‍💫
May 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Feeling virile
February 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Carpe Membrum Virile. ✊🍆😁
March 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
your "impregnable" fortress vs my virile and potent trebuchets
August 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
And virile, don't forget that.
May 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
What a strong and virile man
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 AM
“athletically allergic candidates” is the exact kind of SISSY DEI LANGUAGE that I THOUGHT our virile male leaders had eradicated from the government
SCOOP: more than a third of new recruits at the ICE training academy have failed the personal fitness test -- so many that the agency has had to start pre-screening new hires to weed out what one official called "athletically allergic candidates" www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
A Third of ICE-Academy Recruits Are Failing Out
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a brisk jog pose a threat to Trump’s deportation campaign.
www.theatlantic.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM