#wASF
#WASF

The five-year running mean ...
December 31, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I gauge the relative horror of each passing day with a scientific measurement I call the WASF meter--which is a count of how many times each day I catch myself quietly muttering "We Are So Fucked." The WASF levels today are pretty high.
April 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Species # 65 - Wasf

Mimicking flowers and other flora, Wasf often lay in wait for their prey to come close before they reach forward forth and grab them with their hands or sensitive feelers. Utilizing the sweet scented nectar-like substance they produce, these beings often produce sticky traps.
September 26, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Fun Fact About the Wasf

Much like the various flora they mimic, Wasf are especially weak to fire and poison. Some Wasf can often pass as mere Cydestro (bsky.app/profile/fool...) if they really try, though they only do this when trying to hide their ambushing nature and catch more cautious prey.
September 26, 2026 at 5:05 AM
WASF
Donald Trump picked Chris Wright to be his Secretary of Energy.

Chris Wright is the CEO of Liberty Energy, which specializes in hydraulic fracking.

He thinks climate change is good for business.

He’s worth $200 million dollars.

This is why we can’t have nice things.
December 8, 2024 at 2:31 PM
i love wasf .///////////////////. <3
September 26, 2026 at 5:11 AM
WIP Doodle Suggestion from the Server~ :3

A Wasf sitting and using their sweet scented nectar as a natural perfume to attract some small folk to throw themselves onto its tongue and peets. Just to show how deeply the scent can just throw caution to the wayside. They're good at what they do~
September 26, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Oh look, gold is going for $5328.90.

#WASF
#collapse
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Personal doomer update: I'm experiencing something close to peace and in truth I feel fucking disgusted with myself.

#WASF
#collapse
August 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I keep screaming at people that this has been coming, and how bad this is, but most still don't care.
#WASF
July 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Daily doomer update: Enjoy June if you can doomers because the oil kablammo is set to get fucking wild come July.

#wASF
#collapse
May 16, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Say WASF without saying WASF.

😬
September 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Personal doomer update: It's scorchio in the hellscape today and there's still no fucking butterflies.

#WASF
#collapse
June 20, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
April 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh look, gold is at $5178.50 an ounce.

#WASF
#collapse
February 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
WASF. Sorry.. not sorry?
July 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
But hey! We got cane sugar in Coke!!!!!!!! #wasf
July 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
WASF! He can't put together a coherent sentence.
April 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yo resisters, project managers & #data geeks!

Check out this brilliant new SMART metric: the WASF scale is specific, measurable, achievable, relevant, and time-specific. And soooo handy. Today I’m a solid 7 on the WASF scale—but the day isn’t done.

Many thanks to @sethcotlar.bsky.social

#resist
I gauge the relative horror of each passing day with a scientific measurement I call the WASF meter--which is a count of how many times each day I catch myself quietly muttering "We Are So Fucked." The WASF levels today are pretty high.
April 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh look, gold is trading at $4,005.20 an ounce.

#WASF
#collapse
October 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So it begins...
So laughingly predictable.

#wasf
#collapse
September 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Oh look, gold is currently trading for $4,227.40 an ounce.

#WASF
#collapse
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
WASF
HISTORIC
18C at 1200m in The Kazakh highlands.
We are witnessing the most insane event Asia has ever seen.
Tomorrow >26C in Turkmenistan.
Thousands of records will fall from Middle East to Japan.

Out of any imagination. And We are just starting.
January 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Oh look, gold is currently $5090.50 an ounce.

#WASF
#collapse
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 AM