Good morning.
You’re waking up to 56 blue seats in the Senate.
You’re waking up to 56 blue seats in the Senate.
November 14, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Good morning.
You’re waking up to 56 blue seats in the Senate.
You’re waking up to 56 blue seats in the Senate.
L3Harris CEO waking up to hear Sean Duffy trashing the company.
November 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
L3Harris CEO waking up to hear Sean Duffy trashing the company.
Finally, Democrats are waking up....
November 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Finally, Democrats are waking up....
A colored sketch of Selena waking up in the morning.
November 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
A colored sketch of Selena waking up in the morning.
And i just think that arm big
November 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
And i just think that arm big
Oh shit, this time next week, I’ll be waking up in Berlin!
November 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Oh shit, this time next week, I’ll be waking up in Berlin!
Dear world,
Before you fall asleep tonight,
Remember that millions of Ukrainians
Are praying for something you may take for granted -
Waking up tomorrow💛
Before you fall asleep tonight,
Remember that millions of Ukrainians
Are praying for something you may take for granted -
Waking up tomorrow💛
November 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Dear world,
Before you fall asleep tonight,
Remember that millions of Ukrainians
Are praying for something you may take for granted -
Waking up tomorrow💛
Before you fall asleep tonight,
Remember that millions of Ukrainians
Are praying for something you may take for granted -
Waking up tomorrow💛
bluesky waking up and finding out outlook's still down:
November 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
bluesky waking up and finding out outlook's still down:
I’m just waking up on a plane landing in NYC.
November 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I’m just waking up on a plane landing in NYC.
Waking up and I'm 38 today. Time flies. Holy shit.
What are you getting me for my birthday?
#morningwood
What are you getting me for my birthday?
#morningwood
November 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Waking up and I'm 38 today. Time flies. Holy shit.
What are you getting me for my birthday?
#morningwood
What are you getting me for my birthday?
#morningwood
the best part of waking up
November 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
the best part of waking up
tim cook waking up in his beach house in Fiji with a massive Mai Tai hangover trying to figure out why his iphone won't stop buzzing
November 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
tim cook waking up in his beach house in Fiji with a massive Mai Tai hangover trying to figure out why his iphone won't stop buzzing
Don’t you love waking up in Fridays and seeing so many guys share their ducks? Sure gets me excited! #fcf #gayboy #morningwood #boner
November 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Don’t you love waking up in Fridays and seeing so many guys share their ducks? Sure gets me excited! #fcf #gayboy #morningwood #boner
Waking up to my diaper hanging on for dear life. So much sog.
Dudes who wet the bed 🥵, am I right?
Dudes who wet the bed 🥵, am I right?
November 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Waking up to my diaper hanging on for dear life. So much sog.
Dudes who wet the bed 🥵, am I right?
Dudes who wet the bed 🥵, am I right?
beginning to regret waking up at 3:30am
November 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
beginning to regret waking up at 3:30am
waking up and horny and think about horny
November 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
waking up and horny and think about horny
waking up every day in britain
November 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
waking up every day in britain
Waking you up with my boner in your face 😏
November 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Waking you up with my boner in your face 😏
I hate waking up with morning spider breath.
November 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I hate waking up with morning spider breath.
Waking up after a 6-0 USMNT win 🇺🇸
November 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Waking up after a 6-0 USMNT win 🇺🇸
Gender bender protags waking up and seeing in the mirror that they're a girl now:
November 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Gender bender protags waking up and seeing in the mirror that they're a girl now:
Waking up on Saturday the 14th
November 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Waking up on Saturday the 14th
November 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM