#wankee
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WANKEE
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October 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Let’s be real, wankee cowards would launch a raid from the sky, destroy 🇨🇦s 6 main cities in minutes, but after that genocidal act—they could never hold the rest of Canada and they’d be fighting a war on their own land. 600,000 Canadians in the US right now, a good # of whom would self-deputize.
October 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
What a cute couple wanker and wankee … both united as parasites gobbling up taxpayers money for nothing in return
Wait until Braverman finds out
"the oldest known remains here are Cheddar Man, who lived around 8300 BC and has been found to have had dark brown skin with blue eyes"
... and an African Roman legion procreated in Britain long before English (Angles) immigrants came here!
via The UK Against Hate
October 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
yankee my wankee (yes, i know how stupid that sounds, too)
#hot #fit #sexy #bulge #hairy #masc #masculine
October 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Wankee Candle.
September 19, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Wankee Candles.
My husband's new obsession with wax melts isn't fooling me. Still it is nice to come home to the smell of vanilla or peppermint rather than the pathetic smell of sweat and spunk when he's wanked himself blind on his day off.
September 19, 2026 at 9:58 AM
September 13, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Look what “Christian sh*tfcukery” appeared in my mailbox today (Kirikiriroa), proudly displaying the Wankee flag on the title page. 👿👿🤬🤬😤😤🤬🤬😤😤👿👿

The only identifying address within:

signottimes@gmail.com
August 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Thinking of starting a Yankees newsletter called Yankee My Wankee.

Kidding.

I wouldn't attempt another newsletter.
March 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wankee Diddle Dandy
June 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Colleague somehow managed to say "Y for Wankee" on the phone the other day, AND to not to lose it laughing until she'd finished the call 😆
I didn't dare look at her, in case she went off on one.
April 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This made me chuckle
August 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
So funny! Inmate Donnie doing the double Yankee Wankee dance.🤣
Lock him up! 👿🤥👺
July 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
So funny! Inmate Donnie doing the double Yankee Wankee dance.🤣
Lock him up! 👿🤥👺
No Kings. No Dictators. Only Democracy. #NoKings #Democracy #RuleOfLaw 🇺🇸
July 19, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I’d rather watch these guys any day than see Dozing Diaper Don do his double Yankee Wankee dance.😂🤣
July 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The New Wankee Workshop
May 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Question has arisen whether a woman can be a wanker.

Let’s say someone like Kristi ‘I enjoy killing’ Noem assists in the act of wankering trump.

Technically, she is the wanker and he is the wankee.

So, yes, a woman can be a wanker
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My 8 year old called a massive pick up truck a 'Tanker Wanker' last night and while I'm not thrilled the 4 year old immediately followed up with "Tankee Wankee" I'm glad the explanation of "it's a not nice word in British Slang" was enough to make them stop.
November 23, 2024 at 2:56 PM
That's not German, so it's a Wankee Doodle Pansy 👍
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Wankee Candle
Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That dude is Wankee Doodle. 💀
This is the guy in your replies claiming you suffer from TDS. 🥴
March 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The excitement & fear of discovery felt by the wankee is palpable, but the way the wanker reaches up and wipes his (or her?) hand on the front of he wankee's shirt, smearing more cum all over it than is already dripping down, making sure the lad is going to get exposed as he exits - priceless! 😂
October 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM