Alas, if Boris hadn’t been a lying, cheating wankface Covid-denying party Brexit tosser - he might still be Prime Minister.

Remember when Musk ran around a stage with a chainsaw laughing at cutting millions of jobs..... so fk off Elon wankface

I really want to tweet at Calvin wankface that he’s a massive c*nt

Wankface Pisser

#malemasturbatoryhabits : the smiling 'bator
#bateface #wankface #malespread #malethighs #batesmile
#cock #phallus #wanker #pits

Imagine every day sitting into your glued together swasticar and jokingly saying "Computer initiate self destruct, authorisation Picard 7 9 Tangoed wankface" with a 1 in 200 chance it'll actually work.

Pill Popper Pete
Mad as a Rabid Dog Dave
Wankface Wayne

that punch was about 5 seconds in transit, and Mr Wankface didn't even see it, let alone dodge it

it seems that Hollywood Cowboy punches are too much for Mr Alpha Male. maybe all that misogyny and grifting makes you slow and soft

Nope. We're all Flamin' Hot Flashing-Raging in readiness for some GobShite WankFace BBQ! Pass the pointy fork, NOW! x

So Nigel "Quisling" Farage wants to introduce voting for only those who are British (blood tests all round?), and to end postal voting. Not very democratic eh Wankface?

Can't we just sink them all? I mean, what can wankface putin actually do about it? Take on the whole of Europe? He'd piss his pants xxxx

From the Desk of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing
To: Donald Trump, wall-worshiping wankface
Dear Pr*sident Assclown
At long last, the ragu has slid off your linguine.
Okay, Dr. Evil. Great plan. Snakes or alligators, huh? With frickin’ lasers beams attached to their heads. I hope
Caligula can rest in peace.

Wtf.

Your mind is a total cesspit lad.

It's a very normal sofa you utter wankface

Jared Leto....everyone has known and done fuck all about him. Also 30 seconds to mars are absolutely pish. What is wrong with people's ear? wankface

Mass deportation of ALL REFORM MPs,their voters,their families,above all their CUNTY WANKFACE BAWBAG CORRUPT SCUM BOSS ADOLF ROUBLES R US FUHRAGE..put him on a dinghy,just think,there ARE people in England that VOTE for THEM!! they words ok for ye rancid racist frogface

I wanna add to it. Mu- I mean, wankface is a certified edgelord ™️ tryhard who shouldn't have any power.

Anyone who justified his "mistake" clearly isn't paying attention.

How about we, Women of All Ages/Rages, wear a symbol of our Outrage? Then GobShite WankFace will see us everywhere...a few threatening squints in his direction and he'll bolt for the most misogynistic country. Afghanistan, where all women are banned from speaking in public, would be my first choice.

Yup, he gets a "magnificent" rating. Happy with him, and it takes a bit of the sting out of Wankface from earlier.