setting you in my lap wdyd

He makes eye contact with you across the bar wdyd

This lil freak pulls up right in front of you wdyd?

This is the first thing you see in the morning. Wdyd?

You wake up and see this looming over you, wdyd?

#nsfw #irlnsfw #irlnudes #fcf

You wake up on November 4th and this is the front page of the NYT, wdyd?

You find me like this wdyd

#femboy #sissy #crossdresser #sissyexposure #bandage #fishnets #cock #selfbondage

Pete Hegseth just went on TV and said infantry units are misnamed because they don't have any babies in them, so he wants to create a squadron of (white) babies. The heavy infantry unit arrives & it's just 25 fat little babies, wdyd

last night during intimacy, a roach escaped from your rich spouse's perfect body. they confess that they were bitten by a radioactive roach and every 10 years, one escapes. wdyd? #krautpoll

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/u9vz5D/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">divorce
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/u9vz5D/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">in sickness and in pest
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/u9vz5D/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">fumigate every 10 years
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/u9vz5D/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">incorporate pest play

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Then he opens the door, wdyd? 👀

gosh, also thinking about like- if you're a nelf, nightborne, v/h/belf, san'layn, etc like, you got long ears to protect too in the winter.
but if they're sensitive wdyd...

Kinktober Day 16: Teratophilia

The Nowhere King is going to devour you, wdyd?

FINAL DAY OF KINKTOBER, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Tanner shows up at your door like this; wdyd?👻

Happy Halloween, everyone!🎃

(cw: father-son incest)

"hey kiddo, I think someone's eyeing you up"
"pretty sure they're looking at you, dad"
"what, and miss out on a cute twink like you?"
"ugh~"

at the back of a party/orgy and you stumble on these two on the balcony showing off their asses, wdyd?

thanks @syforg.bsky.social!

There are people I know online who go quiet, and I wonder how they're doing, but I also know they're busy people who have to lock into long-term projects with almost no prior notice and without distractions. wdyd?

March 15, you're Sam Altman and have just arrived at the forum

The board of directors each have one of these, wdyd

She looks down at you smugly 😏 wdyd??

Og render made by @/maymei_cc on the twitters

Happy Halloween '26!
Always fun to make these every year. An orange witch is running at you at 60 mph without using any magic. WDYD?
#kyraart #dinosaur #OC

married coworker taps u on grindr wdyd

you are letting the fire die down after a hard day's work fashioning fine crafted goods to sell at the midwinter market and are just about to securely fasten the shutters and outer doors when this mfer raps upon your door bringing dark tidings of foreboding encroaching the safety of your hearth wdyd

naked skunk chained to a pole with a ballgag, a sign next to him reading "I lost a bet, you can do whatever you want to me and I can't refuse!"

wdyd?

you work for the subway, end of the line, and you find a lost puptoy

wdyd?

Yandere Tamamo who tries to climb through your window to break into your house, but you've fed her too well and she gets stuck; wwyd—
I guess I'm calling a contractor for the wall, cause the only way her fat ass is getting out of that window is if she's fe… (cont)
alterspring.org/@AugustNvrWr...

You and your crush hit it off and took things back to your place after the party. Before y’all started doing anything they warn you that they are half werewolf and tonight’s a full moon so they may be less in control before asking if you wanna proceed with things. WDYD?

Nathan Fielder and Isaac Chotiner knock on your front door: wdyd