Weddings got me like.. 😵💫🍼🚼
October 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Weddings got me like.. 😵💫🍼🚼
guy that drone strikes boats vs guy who drone strikes weddings
October 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
guy that drone strikes boats vs guy who drone strikes weddings
I am receiving multiple reports of weddings happening tomorrow that are NOT Halloween-themed and I would just like to be clear: this is illegal and, more importantly, homophobic.
October 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I am receiving multiple reports of weddings happening tomorrow that are NOT Halloween-themed and I would just like to be clear: this is illegal and, more importantly, homophobic.
Transporting , four weddings and a funeral
November 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Transporting , four weddings and a funeral
Why did they take that date away from other, more appropriate weddings
October 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Why did they take that date away from other, more appropriate weddings
Straight people having weddings are already on thin ice quite frankly
October 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Straight people having weddings are already on thin ice quite frankly
There are weddings that have larger turnouts.
October 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
There are weddings that have larger turnouts.
bombing weddings isn't evil now?
October 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
bombing weddings isn't evil now?
Not expecting much from bomb striking weddings dude
October 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Not expecting much from bomb striking weddings dude
pastors handle weddings, clerics do spells
November 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
pastors handle weddings, clerics do spells
Always go to Lydia's weddings.
November 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Always go to Lydia's weddings.
Welcome to our Jekyll-and-Hyde economy.
Record high markets. Record low hiring. And consumer sentiment in the cellar. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/our-jekyll-and-hyde-economy
Record high markets. Record low hiring. And consumer sentiment in the cellar. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/our-jekyll-and-hyde-economy
Our Jekyll-and-Hyde Economy
What Halloween candy and Idaho Weddings taught us this week (and how it connects to the ballot box)
newsletter.platypuseconomics.com
October 31, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Welcome to our Jekyll-and-Hyde economy.
Record high markets. Record low hiring. And consumer sentiment in the cellar. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/our-jekyll-and-hyde-economy
Record high markets. Record low hiring. And consumer sentiment in the cellar. https://newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/our-jekyll-and-hyde-economy
All weddings should be this imo
The Contra Costa County Clerk's Office in Martinez is holding its annual Halloween-themed wedding ceremonies, known as "scaremonies," Friday. nbcbay.com/uEFwXg2
October 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
All weddings should be this imo
Idk if this is the case in other states but this is extremely common at Wisconsin weddings lol
lol I love that they gave the guys pizza to get a good base before they start drinking, that’s a pro Wisconsin move
October 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Idk if this is the case in other states but this is extremely common at Wisconsin weddings lol
A lot of you aren't designing sequined bustle gowns for lesbian weddings, and it shows
November 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
A lot of you aren't designing sequined bustle gowns for lesbian weddings, and it shows
Look at the libs cheering on the man that assigned Homan to ICE and drone striked weddings.
If insults worked against fascists, theyd be gone by now.
If insults worked against fascists, theyd be gone by now.
OBAMA: The President is spending time super gluing gold medallions to the mantle in the Oval Office. He is literally doing arts and crafts while we are fighting a war.
October 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Look at the libs cheering on the man that assigned Homan to ICE and drone striked weddings.
If insults worked against fascists, theyd be gone by now.
If insults worked against fascists, theyd be gone by now.
I hate gay Halloween weddings what do you mean you went as “a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag absolutely goated with the (BBQ) sauce”
November 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I hate gay Halloween weddings what do you mean you went as “a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag absolutely goated with the (BBQ) sauce”
that song was probably played at a billion weddings
October 31, 2026 at 1:15 AM
that song was probably played at a billion weddings
me and Xeno have been talking weddings and I think im officially down bad
November 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
me and Xeno have been talking weddings and I think im officially down bad
the way me and my partner are always making it to weddings MINUTES before they start lmao
October 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
the way me and my partner are always making it to weddings MINUTES before they start lmao
Horrify a RomCom:
Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Cannibal Orgy
Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Cannibal Orgy
Horrify a RomCom:
How To Kill A Guy, Dismember His Corpse, And Dissolve The Remains With Lye In 10 Days
How To Kill A Guy, Dismember His Corpse, And Dissolve The Remains With Lye In 10 Days
Horrify a RomCom:
When Harry Ate Sally
When Harry Ate Sally
November 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Horrify a RomCom:
Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Cannibal Orgy
Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Cannibal Orgy
Don’t wanna even THINK about what he will pull at their weddings… 😂😂😂
October 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Don’t wanna even THINK about what he will pull at their weddings… 😂😂😂