ME: Unfortunately, no. We only have one suite on each floor.
UG: Oh. Okay. Thank you very much.
ME: ::boggles::
Me: Happy to help. You have yourselves a good night!
UG: You too!
::click::

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ME: I'm sorry? Which celebrations?
US: Well, I never! Independence Day, of course!
ME: Sir? you've reached the [FULL HOTEL NAME INCLUDING THE CITY]. We're located in Canada...
US: What's that gotta do w/ anything?!

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