#wendellwisdom
When I eat the fat boy ice cream sandwich but then I chase it with some skinny pop so it all evens out #wendellwisdom
November 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It’s just a singular #wendellwisdom #humble
October 30, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Let’s not do that! And that’s another #wendellwisdom
October 30, 2026 at 7:58 AM
#wendellwisdom for you today
October 22, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Any puss can be perfect fit with enough poppers and spit #wendellwisdom #idkwhatimtalkinaboutTBFH
October 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The difference between a nothing burger and an everything burger is all in how it’s been TOPPED #wendellwisdom #makesyouthink 🤔
October 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I’ve been sitting on this little nugget of #wendellwisdom for a while now like it was a fat fucking dildo
October 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM