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walkingjalopy.bsky.social
weregiraffe
September 30, 2024 at 4:51 AM
junctionenthusiast.bsky.social
Weregiraffe warrior
December 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
crecente.bsky.social
A rare image of the elusive weregiraffe howling following a transformation.
March 11, 2024 at 1:41 AM
nothere3.bsky.social
Giraffin Syrup is a great way to bulk up fast, but the ossicones do smart as they grow in.
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The art used here was commissioned from samikriss! Details below.
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#transformation #transfur #TFTuesday #giraffe #weregiraffe
A faux‑vintage poster with the text “Build ’em big with Giraffin Syrup. Sick of being small? Giraffin Syrup turns your extra eating and extra drinking into extra growth!” A speech bubble from a cartoon giraffe on the Giraffin box adds “Goodness growious! Watch her eat, watch her grow!” The ad shows shows four cartoon panels of a young woman transforming into an anthropomorphic giraffe after drinking Giraffin. She keeps the same blue jacket, maroon shirt, and black shorts as her ears and ossicles grow, spoted fur spreads, her face elongates, and her neck and limbs grow long, with visible shock and cramping in mid-change, leaving her quite bewildered as a giraffe. Fine print at the bottom reads “Use only as directed. Giraffin LLC GMBH is a registered trademark of Genecom. Not responsible for any clothesplosions, giraffomorphosis, okapiamago, or pronghornification. Humanin Syrup is available to reverse unwanted effects at 200% markup. Not intended for use around predators or those who may become predators.”
July 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
nothere3.bsky.social
A clean version of the design; the art used here was commissioned from samikriss! Details below.
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#transformation #transfur #TFTuesday #giraffe #weregiraffe
A faux‑vintage poster with the text “Build ’em big with Giraffin Syrup. Sick of being small? Giraffin Syrup turns your extra eating and extra drinking into extra growth!” A speech bubble from a cartoon giraffe on the Giraffin box adds “Goodness growious! Watch her eat, watch her grow!” The ad shows shows four cartoon panels of a young woman transforming into an anthropomorphic giraffe after drinking Giraffin. She keeps the same blue jacket, maroon shirt, and black shorts as her ears and ossicles grow, spoted fur spreads, her face elongates, and her neck and limbs grow long, with visible shock and cramping in mid-change, leaving her quite bewildered as a giraffe. Fine print at the bottom reads “Use only as directed. Giraffin LLC GMBH is a registered trademark of Genecom. Not responsible for any clothesplosions, giraffomorphosis, okapiamago, or pronghornification. Humanin Syrup is available to reverse unwanted effects at 200% markup. Not intended for use around predators or those who may become predators.”
July 28, 2026 at 2:45 PM
wolfechu.bsky.social
Not sure if I'm particularly comfortable with... this, sitting in the tavern singing A Capella tunes and changing shape once a month. But she's not hostile, and I have 15 dwarves, and no military, so I guess enjoy the beatboxing weregiraffe, dwarves
The video game Dwarf Fortress, here showing Mudi Tunnelpraises, a visiting human bard who has surprised the entire fort by a) turning out to be a weregiraffe, and b) not immediately murdering the entire fort
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
flufftail.space
My Dwarf Fortress was going so well.

Then a single weregiraffe wandered in and caused a spiral of were-infections and blood splattered all over the halls.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
nothere3.bsky.social
This poster from 2017 shows the benefits, and drawbacks, of giraffe-based growth enhancers. She doesn't seem to mind, though!

Art is by the sadly retired Kabukihomewood.
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#TFTuesday #transfur #transformation #weregiraffe #giraffe
A faux vintage poster advertising "Artie O'Dactyl's Growth Tonic" with the tagline "Make It a Tall Order." On the left, the illustration depicts a short, cheerful young woman in athletic shorts and a crop top, raising her arm as she begins to transform. On the right, she has transformed into an anthropomorphic were-giraffe, now towering in height with a long neck, hooves, a tail, and patterned fur, posing confidently with one hand on her hip and wearing the shredded remains of her human outfit. The poster has a retro, weathered design with a golden sunburst background and blue-toned ink, reminiscent of early 20th-century advertisements.
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
stillwellgray.ca
What if by weresomething it's that you're a different werething each month? Werehamster, werebat, weregiraffe etc
September 19, 2023 at 6:10 AM
archjenna.bsky.social
The werebeasts are so cool. I like the sprites they have on the Steam version, but it was super intense reading that a weregiraffe has come on the old text interface, too.
April 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ianfortey.bsky.social
Beware all, even those who try to climb to high places for safety! When the barometric pressure rises you transform into a WereGiraffe Beetle! No shelf is too high for you and no treehouse is a refuge. Your only weakness? Gravity and/or things falling on you.
giraffe beetle
February 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
dyre.bsky.social
I wanted to make a weregiraffe joke but you said 'off' and no, what? How did it get his whole arm?
September 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
atomicatomadam.bsky.social
Why is it only wereWOLVES. I want something else like a weregiraffe or a weretortoise
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
timeskull.bsky.social
If you mean the skeleton hand on the main page sending you to the weregiraffe comic, that is “as intended” although that intention is like 15 years old and I do need to change it. To see recent stuff, click on the comic image itself
May 14, 2026 at 12:13 PM
rhem.bsky.social
Sorry what does it mean to be a *laudatory* weregiraffe
August 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM