Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
#abdl #peepants #pisspants #wetmypants
#abdl #peepants #pisspants #wetmypants
May 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
#abdl #peepants #pisspants #wetmypants
#abdl #peepants #pisspants #wetmypants
even my work pants need to be initiated into this
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#omorashi #maleomorashi #wetmypants #maledesperation
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#omorashi #maleomorashi #wetmypants #maledesperation
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
even my work pants need to be initiated into this
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#omorashi #maleomorashi #wetmypants #maledesperation
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#omorashi #maleomorashi #wetmypants #maledesperation
Morning wetting in my jorts. Holy flood!
#gayomorashi #pissedhimself #wetmypants #chubpiss #bearpiss #gaypissing #pantswetting
#gayomorashi #pissedhimself #wetmypants #chubpiss #bearpiss #gaypissing #pantswetting
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Morning wetting in my jorts. Holy flood!
#gayomorashi #pissedhimself #wetmypants #chubpiss #bearpiss #gaypissing #pantswetting
#gayomorashi #pissedhimself #wetmypants #chubpiss #bearpiss #gaypissing #pantswetting
October 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
fans.ly/Sadshordie_1...
#kinkyskyy #pissgirl #wetting #wetmypants #pissfetish #omo #peegirl #fanslygirl #peeself #wettingmyshort #pissbath
#kinkyskyy #pissgirl #wetting #wetmypants #pissfetish #omo #peegirl #fanslygirl #peeself #wettingmyshort #pissbath
June 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So thought I’d test the absorbency of my new boxers.. safe to say that was a fail (or was it? 😏) #pee #piss #wetmyself #pissmypants #wetmypants #omorashi #peepants #pisspants
July 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So thought I’d test the absorbency of my new boxers.. safe to say that was a fail (or was it? 😏) #pee #piss #wetmyself #pissmypants #wetmypants #omorashi #peepants #pisspants
Out of his fucking head seems far too mild.
He's the one causing all this chaos, with the help of a criminally insane cabinet (we see you schmiller, Flondi, Wetmypants and your ilk 👀) egging him on.
They all need to be tried for treason.
He's the one causing all this chaos, with the help of a criminally insane cabinet (we see you schmiller, Flondi, Wetmypants and your ilk 👀) egging him on.
They all need to be tried for treason.
May 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Out of his fucking head seems far too mild.
He's the one causing all this chaos, with the help of a criminally insane cabinet (we see you schmiller, Flondi, Wetmypants and your ilk 👀) egging him on.
They all need to be tried for treason.
He's the one causing all this chaos, with the help of a criminally insane cabinet (we see you schmiller, Flondi, Wetmypants and your ilk 👀) egging him on.
They all need to be tried for treason.
then this scene was just... total wetmypants
Alien Xenomorph Confronts Ripley
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June 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
then this scene was just... total wetmypants
That frightening thought keeps me up at night. JD Wetmypants has less clue how to run a country than TACO DonOld.
Plus, he still has that hillbilly mean streak in him, which he likes to deploy from time to time.
We're screwed either way.
Plus, he still has that hillbilly mean streak in him, which he likes to deploy from time to time.
We're screwed either way.
June 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
That frightening thought keeps me up at night. JD Wetmypants has less clue how to run a country than TACO DonOld.
Plus, he still has that hillbilly mean streak in him, which he likes to deploy from time to time.
We're screwed either way.
Plus, he still has that hillbilly mean streak in him, which he likes to deploy from time to time.
We're screwed either way.
Like the orange baboon and getting it out of the WH, it's time to get Hogswater out of the Pentagon. And Wetmypants, and all the rest, they need to go as well.
Their excuses astonish me. They're afraid to bring him home because they'll ALL have to admit they were wrong. And they are.
Their excuses astonish me. They're afraid to bring him home because they'll ALL have to admit they were wrong. And they are.
April 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Like the orange baboon and getting it out of the WH, it's time to get Hogswater out of the Pentagon. And Wetmypants, and all the rest, they need to go as well.
Their excuses astonish me. They're afraid to bring him home because they'll ALL have to admit they were wrong. And they are.
Their excuses astonish me. They're afraid to bring him home because they'll ALL have to admit they were wrong. And they are.
Enough of the Wetmypants bullpucky already!
It's sad, pathetic, really, that Wetmypants has an actual damn job... it means so much to him that he has to "take over" a right-wing propaganda podcast. FROM HIS OFFICIAL VP OFFICE! And then spews nonsense about how it's the left causing this?
It's sad, pathetic, really, that Wetmypants has an actual damn job... it means so much to him that he has to "take over" a right-wing propaganda podcast. FROM HIS OFFICIAL VP OFFICE! And then spews nonsense about how it's the left causing this?
September 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Enough of the Wetmypants bullpucky already!
It's sad, pathetic, really, that Wetmypants has an actual damn job... it means so much to him that he has to "take over" a right-wing propaganda podcast. FROM HIS OFFICIAL VP OFFICE! And then spews nonsense about how it's the left causing this?
It's sad, pathetic, really, that Wetmypants has an actual damn job... it means so much to him that he has to "take over" a right-wing propaganda podcast. FROM HIS OFFICIAL VP OFFICE! And then spews nonsense about how it's the left causing this?
As for #2 : the entirety of his time there was approximately 2 years.
Maybe like Bonehead Johnson, ppl had to Google who he was. In turn, Wetmypants has no idea who anyone else is?
No. He just likes dressing up and playing theater.
Maybe like Bonehead Johnson, ppl had to Google who he was. In turn, Wetmypants has no idea who anyone else is?
No. He just likes dressing up and playing theater.
June 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
As for #2 : the entirety of his time there was approximately 2 years.
Maybe like Bonehead Johnson, ppl had to Google who he was. In turn, Wetmypants has no idea who anyone else is?
No. He just likes dressing up and playing theater.
Maybe like Bonehead Johnson, ppl had to Google who he was. In turn, Wetmypants has no idea who anyone else is?
No. He just likes dressing up and playing theater.
Whoooooa and ...
💥BOOM💥
Governor Newsome : 1000
JD Wetmypants : -1000
Time for the little boy to go home and let those who know how to get the job done, done.
Mommy's calling you JD
💥BOOM💥
Governor Newsome : 1000
JD Wetmypants : -1000
Time for the little boy to go home and let those who know how to get the job done, done.
Mommy's calling you JD
June 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Whoooooa and ...
💥BOOM💥
Governor Newsome : 1000
JD Wetmypants : -1000
Time for the little boy to go home and let those who know how to get the job done, done.
Mommy's calling you JD
💥BOOM💥
Governor Newsome : 1000
JD Wetmypants : -1000
Time for the little boy to go home and let those who know how to get the job done, done.
Mommy's calling you JD
So, JD Wetmypants was just speaking on his way to....?....saying that he just spoke to the president. He feels that fRUMPty dumpty is the right person to speak on behalf of the country
And that the president is the one who'll get this peace deal done.
My question is, what does shit taste like JD?
And that the president is the one who'll get this peace deal done.
My question is, what does shit taste like JD?
May 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
So, JD Wetmypants was just speaking on his way to....?....saying that he just spoke to the president. He feels that fRUMPty dumpty is the right person to speak on behalf of the country
And that the president is the one who'll get this peace deal done.
My question is, what does shit taste like JD?
And that the president is the one who'll get this peace deal done.
My question is, what does shit taste like JD?
Don't forget GoHomeNoem. That Dollar Store Barbie knockoff is just as unqualified for her job as Kennedy and Hogsbreath and GodImBored and fRUMPty dumpty. Oh, and Wetmypants, too.
May 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Don't forget GoHomeNoem. That Dollar Store Barbie knockoff is just as unqualified for her job as Kennedy and Hogsbreath and GodImBored and fRUMPty dumpty. Oh, and Wetmypants, too.
You could make a good argument that you're an idiot Wetmypants.
May 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You could make a good argument that you're an idiot Wetmypants.
So, I guess he doesn't count the orange baboon, JD Wetmypants, Pig Hogsbreath, Wailsy Godimbored, and the rest as bad actors? Because quite honestly, they are about as bad as they come.
April 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So, I guess he doesn't count the orange baboon, JD Wetmypants, Pig Hogsbreath, Wailsy Godimbored, and the rest as bad actors? Because quite honestly, they are about as bad as they come.
I miss Coach Walz. He should be the Veep, not that shitehole JD Wetmypants.
Walz: An hour by hour day by day basis, the President has chosen, chosen to throw our economy into turmoil.
We are talking about a guy that slapped a 10% tariff on an island populated only by penguins. It would be funny as hell if it wasn't true and stupid.
We are talking about a guy that slapped a 10% tariff on an island populated only by penguins. It would be funny as hell if it wasn't true and stupid.
April 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I miss Coach Walz. He should be the Veep, not that shitehole JD Wetmypants.
Is this what JD Wetmypants is thinking of saying? Bwahahahaha 😂
He's "only been Catholic" since 2019, when he supposedly converted.
He's "only been Catholic" since 2019, when he supposedly converted.
April 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Is this what JD Wetmypants is thinking of saying? Bwahahahaha 😂
He's "only been Catholic" since 2019, when he supposedly converted.
He's "only been Catholic" since 2019, when he supposedly converted.
Well, he's feeling peaceful, isn't he? He's feeling prosperous, isn't he? As in, he is the only one. So what if the rest of us suffer? "I don't care about you." We're the "peasants" JD Wetmypants was actually describing. We don't matter to any of them, and it's disgusting & reprehensible. 😡 #toads
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Well, he's feeling peaceful, isn't he? He's feeling prosperous, isn't he? As in, he is the only one. So what if the rest of us suffer? "I don't care about you." We're the "peasants" JD Wetmypants was actually describing. We don't matter to any of them, and it's disgusting & reprehensible. 😡 #toads
Vote for a MAGAt republican? Show em undying love, gratitude, butt licking, arse kissing, and a servile attitude, and they'll share their grift with you. That's how JD Wetmypants got "rich" ...off Peter Theil.
April 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Vote for a MAGAt republican? Show em undying love, gratitude, butt licking, arse kissing, and a servile attitude, and they'll share their grift with you. That's how JD Wetmypants got "rich" ...off Peter Theil.
Well, JD Wetmypants really is not in any way prepared for the job he is currently holding. 🙄
April 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Well, JD Wetmypants really is not in any way prepared for the job he is currently holding. 🙄
I have an idea......let's send fRUMP and JD Wetmypants to one of these remote, uninhibited island to personally collect the tariff that the orange turnip imposed. I wonder how they'll like fish as payment???
April 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I have an idea......let's send fRUMP and JD Wetmypants to one of these remote, uninhibited island to personally collect the tariff that the orange turnip imposed. I wonder how they'll like fish as payment???