September 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Whaff to a cracking day 😁🥰🥰🥰
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Whaff to a cracking day 😁🥰🥰🥰
playing their skibidi whiff whaff
September 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
playing their skibidi whiff whaff
From ‘whiff-whaff’ to the Table Tennis World Championships – photo essay
From ‘whiff-whaff’ to the Table Tennis World Championships – photo essay
Global game celebrates centenary event in London as players of all ages showcase their skill, style and speed
www.theguardian.com
May 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
From ‘whiff-whaff’ to the Table Tennis World Championships – photo essay
Whaff what the fucks whaff 😂😂😂😂😂sun was in my eyes
February 14, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Whaff what the fucks whaff 😂😂😂😂😂sun was in my eyes
July 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Cheat from the whaff.
April 29, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Cheat from the whaff.
We can only hope that when the Boris Johnson Whiff Whaff coup eventually comes it is dealt with as swiftly.
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 PM
We can only hope that when the Boris Johnson Whiff Whaff coup eventually comes it is dealt with as swiftly.
…..from whiff-whaff to Waffen SS
October 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
…..from whiff-whaff to Waffen SS
#fatspeakfriday
"Ah dhont shee thaff probhlem!!....shoo whaff eef ahh gahined....ahh leffle weught!"
"Mhy voiche ish ahh leffle dheepur nhow....ahll jusht haff too shing songsh thaff mahtc-HHHHOOOOUURRRRRPPPP!!!!"
"Phuew...mhaybe shoda wash ah bhaff choiche fhur mhy karahoke chooldouw-UURRRPP!!!"
"Ah dhont shee thaff probhlem!!....shoo whaff eef ahh gahined....ahh leffle weught!"
"Mhy voiche ish ahh leffle dheepur nhow....ahll jusht haff too shing songsh thaff mahtc-HHHHOOOOUURRRRRPPPP!!!!"
"Phuew...mhaybe shoda wash ah bhaff choiche fhur mhy karahoke chooldouw-UURRRPP!!!"
May 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
#fatspeakfriday
"Ah dhont shee thaff probhlem!!....shoo whaff eef ahh gahined....ahh leffle weught!"
"Mhy voiche ish ahh leffle dheepur nhow....ahll jusht haff too shing songsh thaff mahtc-HHHHOOOOUURRRRRPPPP!!!!"
"Phuew...mhaybe shoda wash ah bhaff choiche fhur mhy karahoke chooldouw-UURRRPP!!!"
"Ah dhont shee thaff probhlem!!....shoo whaff eef ahh gahined....ahh leffle weught!"
"Mhy voiche ish ahh leffle dheepur nhow....ahll jusht haff too shing songsh thaff mahtc-HHHHOOOOUURRRRRPPPP!!!!"
"Phuew...mhaybe shoda wash ah bhaff choiche fhur mhy karahoke chooldouw-UURRRPP!!!"
If they’ve got a whiff whaff table that’s it…I’m organising a demonstration! 😈
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If they’ve got a whiff whaff table that’s it…I’m organising a demonstration! 😈
Stick to Whiff Whaff Matthew.
September 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Stick to Whiff Whaff Matthew.
[looks up, with mouthful of chia seed paste] "Whaff?"
June 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
[looks up, with mouthful of chia seed paste] "Whaff?"
#fatspeakfriday
"Huff...wheeze....sourry fhur...rhunning lahte....pant...thanksh fhur wahting..."
"Wauh?...ahm jusht...ah lehttle...plush shized, thaffsh ahll....ah dhidn't lie abhout mhy wheught!!"
"Whaff tha...dhon't leavhe! Thish ish mhy...fursht dhate ahll mounth!! Cohm bah-HHHOOOUURRRRPPP!!!"
"Huff...wheeze....sourry fhur...rhunning lahte....pant...thanksh fhur wahting..."
"Wauh?...ahm jusht...ah lehttle...plush shized, thaffsh ahll....ah dhidn't lie abhout mhy wheught!!"
"Whaff tha...dhon't leavhe! Thish ish mhy...fursht dhate ahll mounth!! Cohm bah-HHHOOOUURRRRPPP!!!"
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#fatspeakfriday
"Huff...wheeze....sourry fhur...rhunning lahte....pant...thanksh fhur wahting..."
"Wauh?...ahm jusht...ah lehttle...plush shized, thaffsh ahll....ah dhidn't lie abhout mhy wheught!!"
"Whaff tha...dhon't leavhe! Thish ish mhy...fursht dhate ahll mounth!! Cohm bah-HHHOOOUURRRRPPP!!!"
"Huff...wheeze....sourry fhur...rhunning lahte....pant...thanksh fhur wahting..."
"Wauh?...ahm jusht...ah lehttle...plush shized, thaffsh ahll....ah dhidn't lie abhout mhy wheught!!"
"Whaff tha...dhon't leavhe! Thish ish mhy...fursht dhate ahll mounth!! Cohm bah-HHHOOOUURRRRPPP!!!"
Errr Whiff Whaff, Homer, blame Corbyn, people don't want to hear that. Piccaninnies, Thatcher........
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Errr Whiff Whaff, Homer, blame Corbyn, people don't want to hear that. Piccaninnies, Thatcher........
He writes utter twaddle every week in the Sunday Times. Likewise his R4 programmes are inane pish. Should have stuck to whiff whaff.
April 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
He writes utter twaddle every week in the Sunday Times. Likewise his R4 programmes are inane pish. Should have stuck to whiff whaff.
@////////@ whaff 💗
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
@////////@ whaff 💗
BoJo for whiff whaff
December 17, 2024 at 10:13 PM
BoJo for whiff whaff
🐪 Whiff-Whaff it's Hump Day! 🐪
Make sure your top draw aint bare, stock up in time for the weekend. 😉
🔗 aromasuk.co.uk
#HumpDay #SpiceItUp #PoppersFun
Make sure your top draw aint bare, stock up in time for the weekend. 😉
🔗 aromasuk.co.uk
#HumpDay #SpiceItUp #PoppersFun
February 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
🐪 Whiff-Whaff it's Hump Day! 🐪
Make sure your top draw aint bare, stock up in time for the weekend. 😉
🔗 aromasuk.co.uk
#HumpDay #SpiceItUp #PoppersFun
Make sure your top draw aint bare, stock up in time for the weekend. 😉
🔗 aromasuk.co.uk
#HumpDay #SpiceItUp #PoppersFun
table tennis bloke having a column on anything other than ping pong, or whiff whaff as the Charlatan called it, continues to amaze me.
The opening paragraph from Matthew Syed’s column on the England win is horrendous in its own right but the need to explain the reference parenthetically is also one of my pet hates. Trust that the reader knows the reference or will look it up. If most people won’t get it, don’t use it.
July 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
table tennis bloke having a column on anything other than ping pong, or whiff whaff as the Charlatan called it, continues to amaze me.
"I'll tell you why Marjorie is blushing so much, when I asked her to play whiff-whaff with me this afternoon she said she was washing her hair."
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
June 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"I'll tell you why Marjorie is blushing so much, when I asked her to play whiff-whaff with me this afternoon she said she was washing her hair."
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
me, chewing : whaff whee haff hea if a faiwiur hoo hommunighate
cop : please stop chewing before you talk
cop : please stop chewing before you talk
February 27, 2026 at 3:25 PM
me, chewing : whaff whee haff hea if a faiwiur hoo hommunighate
cop : please stop chewing before you talk
cop : please stop chewing before you talk