what do you bring to the table ? #whatdoyoubringtothetable

#Whatdoyoubringtothetable

4/4 proceeds to grab his plate and resumes his spot on the new couch to eat - btw his tone was so sharp at one point I almost left and did tear up for a minute. Fml. #dating #thissucks #singleover50 #whatdoyoubringtothetable

Past, current, and future mood #vibes #mood #luckyyou #whatdoyoubringtothetable #nonrenewableresources #targetsanta

Caption:
Everyone says “I bring a lot to the table.”
But no one ever asks what kind of table.
Glass? Dinner? Folding?
Round?
I come with metaphors, baby. Pick your seat wisely.

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