I relate:

“Sometimes it’s gonna go from funny to mean. That’s just what happens here.”
— Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

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#lol #whatimlike #me #punchthemonkey #comedy

#LifeHack:

If someone asks, "Hey, can you watch my stuff for a minute while I run to the restroom?" or whatever, there's a very good chance that if you answer immediately, "Absolutely, and I won't go through it at all," they will rescind the ask 🤣

Tested & tried 🤓

#PNW #lol #whatimlike #ibelike

I'm high-strung, which is my problem, but I try not to be high-maintenance, which is making it everyone else's problem 🤔

How successful am I? Well... not for me to say, really. I do try, though! 😅

#ibelike #whatimlike #personality

Zac Oyama, upon entering #boardgame night late, speaking for me pretty much every time I attend anything:

"Heyyyy, guys, I'm sorry that I'm not sorry about being late."

🤣

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@dropout.tv #lol #comedy #sketch #CollegeHumor #whatimlike

I use this #ITYSL clip as a #litmustest for (pun intended) #Friendship: youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok?...

If someone doesn’t HOWL laughing at that, we’re likely not gonna be great #friends 😆

#CoffinFlop #lol #comedy #whatimlike

Every so often, my dumb, pattern-recognizing monkey-brain thinks it would be cute to try to add up all the #men I’ve slept with, & it always ends in the same embarrassing overflow-error, which translates roughly to:

“Oof!”

😅

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #lol #ibelike #whatimlike #sex #bodycount

Boy, I’ve only just realized that I have a TERRIBLE habit (it’s consistent, too; this is just the latest example) of breaking chains/trends by omitting crucial copy, bc I only give a shit about saying my thing 🤣🤣🤣

That’s very me. I’ll work on that 😅

#narcissism #socialmedia #whatimlike #lol

I just thought to myself, "Jesus, why do I suddenly feel so #lonely??" and realized it was because my #headphones were charging, and the fact that that's what it was honestly kind of fucked me up 😵‍💫

I guess the people in my ears keep me company? 😅

#lol #PNW #whatimlike #ibelike

"If there's one thing that flatters me, it's constant attention."

- Grant O'Brien, #Dropout

Whew! I wish I didn't relate to that so hard 😅

#lol #whatimlike #veryme

I told my buddy Kai, “You seem tired of my chattering.”

He said, “I’m just tired in general, I think.”

And I said, “That’s not a denial.”

And then he shot me SUCH a look that I just hushed and got on #BlueSky 😅

#lol #PNW #whatimlike #ibelike

Occasionally, I get little sunbeams of perception or insight into #whatimlike, & it can be alarming.

That's why I startle into all-caps here, with this unnamed, dear friend. I'm like WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING, fr fr 😆

Talkin bout a #filmfestival from literally 21y ago, #lol. DIDN'T ASK! 🤣

#writer

Do you guys all have modes or gears besides “I’m about teach this motherfucker a lesson he’ll not soon forget?” 🤔

No, right? What would we even use them for? 😆

#whatimlike #shiftgears #builtdifferent

Whoops! I've just bought a Samsung Galaxy S3. #men #gadgets #whatimlike #hee