The WhimWham Man is proud of this one:
The WhimWham Man’s father was an old fashioned gentleman with old fashioned values: he had both a mistress and gout.
One caused more pain than the other.
One caused more pain than the other.
April 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
The WhimWham Man is proud of this one:
The WhimWham Man may possibly have been whimwhammed.
June 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The WhimWham Man may possibly have been whimwhammed.
The WhimWham Man likes his slang archaic and his sports esoteric.
Current obsession: sumo superstar Wakatakakage
Current obsession: sumo superstar Wakatakakage
May 22, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The WhimWham Man likes his slang archaic and his sports esoteric.
Current obsession: sumo superstar Wakatakakage
Current obsession: sumo superstar Wakatakakage
(archaic language but still useful)
“evaporate” = leave quickly
When cops show up The WhimWham Man evaporates.
“evaporate” = leave quickly
When cops show up The WhimWham Man evaporates.
April 23, 2026 at 11:59 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“evaporate” = leave quickly
When cops show up The WhimWham Man evaporates.
“evaporate” = leave quickly
When cops show up The WhimWham Man evaporates.
(archaic language but still useful)
“pumblechook” = ass
The WhimWham Man’s #1 rule:
don’t make a pumblechook of yourself.
“pumblechook” = ass
The WhimWham Man’s #1 rule:
don’t make a pumblechook of yourself.
May 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“pumblechook” = ass
The WhimWham Man’s #1 rule:
don’t make a pumblechook of yourself.
“pumblechook” = ass
The WhimWham Man’s #1 rule:
don’t make a pumblechook of yourself.
(archaic language but still useful)
“knackered”= exhausted
“chirky” = cheerful
Just back from working out: The WhimWham Man is knackered yet chirky !!!
“knackered”= exhausted
“chirky” = cheerful
Just back from working out: The WhimWham Man is knackered yet chirky !!!
March 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
(archaic language but still useful)
“knackered”= exhausted
“chirky” = cheerful
Just back from working out: The WhimWham Man is knackered yet chirky !!!
“knackered”= exhausted
“chirky” = cheerful
Just back from working out: The WhimWham Man is knackered yet chirky !!!
(archaic language but still useful)
“rot-funks” = panics
Yesterday, a very talented artist posted a drawing of a snake and The WhimWham Man immediately got the rot-funks! Please remember that The WhimWham Man does not do snakes!
“rot-funks” = panics
Yesterday, a very talented artist posted a drawing of a snake and The WhimWham Man immediately got the rot-funks! Please remember that The WhimWham Man does not do snakes!
May 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“rot-funks” = panics
Yesterday, a very talented artist posted a drawing of a snake and The WhimWham Man immediately got the rot-funks! Please remember that The WhimWham Man does not do snakes!
“rot-funks” = panics
Yesterday, a very talented artist posted a drawing of a snake and The WhimWham Man immediately got the rot-funks! Please remember that The WhimWham Man does not do snakes!
(archaic language but still useful)
“cat-lap” = tea and coffee
The WhimWham Man gave up alcohol years ago. All he has now is cap-lap but he’s not complaining!
“cat-lap” = tea and coffee
The WhimWham Man gave up alcohol years ago. All he has now is cap-lap but he’s not complaining!
April 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“cat-lap” = tea and coffee
The WhimWham Man gave up alcohol years ago. All he has now is cap-lap but he’s not complaining!
“cat-lap” = tea and coffee
The WhimWham Man gave up alcohol years ago. All he has now is cap-lap but he’s not complaining!
(archaic language but still useful)
“red-tie” = vulgarity
Too obvious, The WhimWham Man passes.
“red-tie” = vulgarity
Too obvious, The WhimWham Man passes.
June 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“red-tie” = vulgarity
Too obvious, The WhimWham Man passes.
“red-tie” = vulgarity
Too obvious, The WhimWham Man passes.
(archaic language but still useful
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.
April 27, 2026 at 3:33 AM
(archaic language but still useful
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.
(archaic language but still useful)
“cackleberries ”= eggs
The WhimWham Man wishes you a joyous Easter and hopes the bunny remembers to bring you lots of chocolate cackleberries!
“cackleberries ”= eggs
The WhimWham Man wishes you a joyous Easter and hopes the bunny remembers to bring you lots of chocolate cackleberries!
April 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“cackleberries ”= eggs
The WhimWham Man wishes you a joyous Easter and hopes the bunny remembers to bring you lots of chocolate cackleberries!
“cackleberries ”= eggs
The WhimWham Man wishes you a joyous Easter and hopes the bunny remembers to bring you lots of chocolate cackleberries!
(archaic language but still useful)
“barney”= fight
The only barney that The WhimWham Man was ever in was with his older brother, who ironically, was named Barney.
“barney”= fight
The only barney that The WhimWham Man was ever in was with his older brother, who ironically, was named Barney.
April 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
(archaic language but still useful)
“barney”= fight
The only barney that The WhimWham Man was ever in was with his older brother, who ironically, was named Barney.
“barney”= fight
The only barney that The WhimWham Man was ever in was with his older brother, who ironically, was named Barney.
(archaic language but still useful)
“dog-cheap” = very cheap
The WhimWham Man wishes that dogs were dog-cheap - he’d have a dozen!
“dog-cheap” = very cheap
The WhimWham Man wishes that dogs were dog-cheap - he’d have a dozen!
April 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“dog-cheap” = very cheap
The WhimWham Man wishes that dogs were dog-cheap - he’d have a dozen!
“dog-cheap” = very cheap
The WhimWham Man wishes that dogs were dog-cheap - he’d have a dozen!
(archaic language but still useful)
“bags o’ mystery”= sausage
The WhimWham Man is a simple soul who’s go to meal typically involves bags o’ mystery, and of course, chips.
“bags o’ mystery”= sausage
The WhimWham Man is a simple soul who’s go to meal typically involves bags o’ mystery, and of course, chips.
March 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
(archaic language but still useful)
“bags o’ mystery”= sausage
The WhimWham Man is a simple soul who’s go to meal typically involves bags o’ mystery, and of course, chips.
“bags o’ mystery”= sausage
The WhimWham Man is a simple soul who’s go to meal typically involves bags o’ mystery, and of course, chips.
(archaic language but still useful)
“vintage” = year of birth
Due to advanced age, The WhimWham Man won’t advertise his vintage.
Completely unrelated: his childhood pet was a dinosaur.
“vintage” = year of birth
Due to advanced age, The WhimWham Man won’t advertise his vintage.
Completely unrelated: his childhood pet was a dinosaur.
May 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“vintage” = year of birth
Due to advanced age, The WhimWham Man won’t advertise his vintage.
Completely unrelated: his childhood pet was a dinosaur.
“vintage” = year of birth
Due to advanced age, The WhimWham Man won’t advertise his vintage.
Completely unrelated: his childhood pet was a dinosaur.
(archaic language but still useful)
“born a bit tired” = lazy
The WhimWham Man was born a bit tired but his mother wasn’t going to put up with that 🤭
“born a bit tired” = lazy
The WhimWham Man was born a bit tired but his mother wasn’t going to put up with that 🤭
May 27, 2026 at 3:30 AM
(archaic language but still useful)
“born a bit tired” = lazy
The WhimWham Man was born a bit tired but his mother wasn’t going to put up with that 🤭
“born a bit tired” = lazy
The WhimWham Man was born a bit tired but his mother wasn’t going to put up with that 🤭
(archaic language but still useful)
“rotting around” = wasting time
Summer: when The WhimWham Man shifts his rotting around activities from town to seashore.
“rotting around” = wasting time
Summer: when The WhimWham Man shifts his rotting around activities from town to seashore.
June 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
(archaic language but still useful)
“rotting around” = wasting time
Summer: when The WhimWham Man shifts his rotting around activities from town to seashore.
“rotting around” = wasting time
Summer: when The WhimWham Man shifts his rotting around activities from town to seashore.
(archaic language but still useful)
“milk bottle” = baby
If The WhimWham Man had a milk bottle it undoubtedly would be pint size.
“milk bottle” = baby
If The WhimWham Man had a milk bottle it undoubtedly would be pint size.
May 24, 2026 at 11:19 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“milk bottle” = baby
If The WhimWham Man had a milk bottle it undoubtedly would be pint size.
“milk bottle” = baby
If The WhimWham Man had a milk bottle it undoubtedly would be pint size.
(archaic language but still useful
“lump of ice” = advice
How The WhimWham Man starts most conversations:
“Having seen it all, let me give you a lump of ice...”
“lump of ice” = advice
How The WhimWham Man starts most conversations:
“Having seen it all, let me give you a lump of ice...”
April 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
(archaic language but still useful
“lump of ice” = advice
How The WhimWham Man starts most conversations:
“Having seen it all, let me give you a lump of ice...”
“lump of ice” = advice
How The WhimWham Man starts most conversations:
“Having seen it all, let me give you a lump of ice...”
(archaic language but still useful)
“soft-soap” = insincere flattery
“bubble” = cheat
A former, longtime New Yorker, The WhimWham Man can spot the soft-soap when someone is trying to bubble him.
“soft-soap” = insincere flattery
“bubble” = cheat
A former, longtime New Yorker, The WhimWham Man can spot the soft-soap when someone is trying to bubble him.
April 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
(archaic language but still useful)
“soft-soap” = insincere flattery
“bubble” = cheat
A former, longtime New Yorker, The WhimWham Man can spot the soft-soap when someone is trying to bubble him.
“soft-soap” = insincere flattery
“bubble” = cheat
A former, longtime New Yorker, The WhimWham Man can spot the soft-soap when someone is trying to bubble him.
(archaic language but still useful
“chair days” = old age
While The WhimWham Man has not yet reached his chair days he certainly likes to sit more than he should.
“chair days” = old age
While The WhimWham Man has not yet reached his chair days he certainly likes to sit more than he should.
April 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
(archaic language but still useful
“chair days” = old age
While The WhimWham Man has not yet reached his chair days he certainly likes to sit more than he should.
“chair days” = old age
While The WhimWham Man has not yet reached his chair days he certainly likes to sit more than he should.
(archaic language but still useful)
“bengy ”= cloudy
“got the woefuls” = depressed
Bengy skies all week and The WhimWham Man’s got the woefuls.
“bengy ”= cloudy
“got the woefuls” = depressed
Bengy skies all week and The WhimWham Man’s got the woefuls.
March 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“bengy ”= cloudy
“got the woefuls” = depressed
Bengy skies all week and The WhimWham Man’s got the woefuls.
“bengy ”= cloudy
“got the woefuls” = depressed
Bengy skies all week and The WhimWham Man’s got the woefuls.
(archaic language but still useful)
“snake out” = hunt down
The WhimWham Man just woke up: perfect time to snake out a nap spot for later.
“snake out” = hunt down
The WhimWham Man just woke up: perfect time to snake out a nap spot for later.
May 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
(archaic language but still useful)
“snake out” = hunt down
The WhimWham Man just woke up: perfect time to snake out a nap spot for later.
“snake out” = hunt down
The WhimWham Man just woke up: perfect time to snake out a nap spot for later.
The whimwham that the WhimWham Man is slang-whanging appears to be a bit too archaic for the #bluesky #algorithm
March 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The whimwham that the WhimWham Man is slang-whanging appears to be a bit too archaic for the #bluesky #algorithm
(archaic language but still useful)
“afternoonified” = someone smart, polished + sophisticated
The WhimWham Man considers himself afternoonified regardless of the time of day.
“afternoonified” = someone smart, polished + sophisticated
The WhimWham Man considers himself afternoonified regardless of the time of day.
May 28, 2026 at 4:13 AM
(archaic language but still useful)
“afternoonified” = someone smart, polished + sophisticated
The WhimWham Man considers himself afternoonified regardless of the time of day.
“afternoonified” = someone smart, polished + sophisticated
The WhimWham Man considers himself afternoonified regardless of the time of day.