#whiskeydick
Oh Petey Whiskeydick has been doin that a long time
April 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Secretary Kegbreath from the Department of Whiskeydick, everyone!
September 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Whiskeydick Pete Hegseth Court-Martialing Mark Kelly For Not Doing A Sedition
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Whiskeydick Pete Hegseth Court-Martialing Mark Kelly For Not Doing A Sedition
This should go swell.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hallöchen Sweeties, zum #Drunterdonnerstag gibt es vielleicht etwas. Ist zwar kein richtiger #Dessousdonnerstag #WhiskeyDick
July 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Because the Founding Father had first-hand knowledge of the ‘loss’.

Meanwhile Whiskeydick Pete is out there trying so hard to conquer his true enemy, the TV camera.
April 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Whiskeydick Pete Hegseth Court-Martialing Mark Kelly For Not Doing A Sedition www.wonkette.com/p/whiskeydic...
Whiskeydick Pete Hegseth Court-Martialing Mark Kelly For Not Doing A Sedition
This should go swell.
www.wonkette.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
OPERATION WHISKEYDICK
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pete Hegseth is WhiskeyDick in the WhiskeyLeaks drama.

Please, for the love of God and our damn country, remove WhiskeyDick and get someone with the appropriate knowledge and experience to run the military.
April 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oooh Whiskeydick Hegseth gettin' angwy
April 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
how many cases of lethal autoerotic asphyxiation are prevented due to whiskeydick
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Donald Trump hates the troops, always has. Why else would he put Corporal Whiskeydick in charge, I ask you
August 13, 2026 at 5:33 AM
April 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
June 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Yep it’s those dirty Jews and definitely not Pee Paw and his henchmen, General Whiskeydick and Racist McEgghead
JD Vance accuses Israel of 'manipulating' US public opinion to prolong Iran war
The US vice president says he thinks some Israeli politicians are trying to detail efforts to end the conflict.
www.bbc.com
July 22, 2026 at 1:43 PM
WhiskeyLeaks turned Hegseth into a WhiskeyDick.
April 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
still less of a hegseth worry than whiskeydick.
March 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Is dude behind Secy. Whiskeydick holding him up?!
September 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Usually flaccid ones too, that whiskeydick is a MFer.
March 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He’s also a alcoholic, one of the causes of low T, plus stress etc

WhiskeyPete apparently has a case of WhiskeyDick.
July 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Well, we regret to inform you that the Pentagon is still not in on the joke — or maybe they are — and they have again breathlessly released footage of Whiskeydick just bein’ one of the guys, 4/
October 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
can't, he has chronic whiskeydick
April 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM