#whitePerson
drinking mountain dew #whiteperson
May 28, 2026 at 9:01 PM
✨CW: Vore Animation now with SOUND!!🍌🦖 🔊

Bird go bwomp...again!
Huge thanks to Meeple for adding in sounds in post and adding some credits!
🍌Dino is @ithanias-ad.bsky.social !
🔉Audio added by @meeplemuncher.bsky.social ! Huge thanks!
🦖Interceptor model by whiteperson on FA!
#vore
October 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
William does not like forehead jokes apparently. So easily rubbed whiteperson is just skindeep into throwing an tantrum. Cant wait for karma to hit harder than skindeep on this signboardhead.
March 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
your beef here is with maureen whiteperson, (D-NIKE) who thinks the ten scariest words in the english language are “I’m not from a nonprofit, and I’m here to help”
May 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
& a gravy drizzle on Detroit style crust Limited Edition Thanksgiving Pizzas” and I feel like you’re committing the same class of sin as our notional Dr. Whiteperson-Thompson, albeit in the arena of pizza, not the literary arts.

This wasn’t exactly what I expected! When I first heard of 7/x
November 22, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Whiteperson cooking...
May 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
earring tan line #whiteperson
June 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
i love gravy #WhitePerson
September 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
but when you put them all together and bind them between bookplates, you wind up with something that fails as a book but succeeds at explaining why people don’t like to read anymore? And then you look at the author’s bio and it’s always something like “Dr. Geoffrey Whiteperson-Thompson is a 3/x
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 AM
www.furaffinity.net/view/50896844/

One of the few vore projects I worked on. A small bean feeling warm in the maw of a Dakotaceptor.

Animation by whiteperson

Audio by me

#vore
Dakotaceptor Vore Audio Version by Jl017
This was a quick audio edit between myself and whiteperson. His animation was originally supposed to have audio, but sadly we couldn ...
www.furaffinity.net
November 2, 2024 at 7:16 AM
having a chicken breast for dinner with a premade side from trader joes #whiteperson
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If course this would be horrible, just horrible.
Just imagine the Whiteperson House lasered like a common Gazan schoolhouse.
So horrible 🤔😊😁😆😈
I'd prefer this!
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pt.3 - Regardless, the stories you tell yourself about how this play's out. Don't let your own Disney flavored delusion convince you that you will come out unscathed. You're not the 'RichRich' #WhitePerson. You're just as poor in their eyes as 99% of us. They're trying to kill US. don't just react.
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Oh an ‘expat’.

#whiteperson
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i want a pontoon boat #whiteperson
July 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
A beautiful Dino enjoying some alone time with her dildo.

Animation by whiteperson: www.furaffinity.net/user/whitepe...

Audio by Me

Link: www.furaffinity.net/view/54148409/
October 22, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I know of precisely one other human being with the same (fairly uncommon middle-eastern) first and last (bog-standard UK $WhitePerson) name combination. We became mutuals on FB before I noped out of there & it was honestly hilarious for both of us. The timeline effect was occasionally spectacular.
March 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Apparently #TongueOutTuesday is a thing so good excuse as any to show off Trench's #maw #mawshot #vore #furry (hopefully I tagged this right)

Art by Whiteperson on FA
October 29, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Yeah, neither pagan nor particularly Irish other than in a vague "it's in the mix somewhere" American whiteperson way, but like… just a basic knowledge of folklore says "don't antagonize the fae."
Irish-American pagan here. DO NOT set leprechaun traps. this invites faer folk directly into your home & invokes a murky wager, which they will mostly certainly win.

Celebratory shenanigans with the Daoine Sídhe should have clear terms for both mortal humans & our beautiful kind neighbors.
Hey so I don’t remember St. Patrick’s Day having required parent-implemented magic like Santa (milk, cookies, carrots, presents under the tree) from when I was a kid but we now have to set leprechaun traps and do mischief like turning milk green, etc. Does anyone know who is responsible for this?
March 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
when a frozen pizza review contains more passion than the last romantic novel of "Dr. Geoffrey Whiteperson-Thompson", the fellow male romantic author, the pizza has to be phenomenal, or, as in this case, apparently horrendous
Dear Mr. DiGiorno,

Have you ever read one of those terrible literary novels that are, like, set at a small midwestern college, maybe somewhere in Ohio, and the plot is all about a professor whose marriage is falling apart, and then he has a tragically doomed 1/x
January 13, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Is Undercover Brother the source of the internet's insistence that mayo is bland whiteperson food?
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
which is why..

the right wants to normalize viewing right-wing content, so we gaslight ourselves for them

and why conservative churches will try to normalize having a Whiteperson speak nonsense into your ears during all waking hours - church, X-ian radio, podcasts, Bible studies, X-ian school, etc
June 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I always like it when human sonas are in artwork lile this, including non nsfw ones. Plus yours has the benefit of yknow looking unique verus John Whiteperson
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM