#whitepeopleproblems
Over heard my neighbors gossiping about my shaggy lawn because, quote, " he's an old pothead"

I mean they re not wrong 🌴

Guess whos waiting until Sunday to mow; i wasn't in the mood today away 🙃

#petty #whitepeopleproblems #420
September 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I accidentally put pepper on my French fries. #whitepeopleproblems
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May 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
January 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Mis whitepeopleproblems incluyen no poder comprar vestidos como este que me encantan, porque a) no tengo plata, y b) no tendría ocasión para usarlo y terminaría siendo parte del vestuario del trabajo.
July 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
-The Whiz
(Yeah, my niece & nephew were APPALLED that If never seen it. I didn't know it existed until I saw it playing at their house!)
#WhitePeopleProblems
March 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Me estresa mucho hacer valijas. Temo olvidarme algo o que no entre todo. #whitepeopleproblems
February 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My review of Worst Person in the World which I liked rather less than seemingly everybody else. As I said at the time, it felt like Fleabag if Fleabag was roughly a quarter as good.

#whitepeopleproblems, Scandinavian edition
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Simplesmente ODIEI o apto novo e preciso de um plano de fuga pra ficar na casa mesmo 😩

#whitepeopleproblems
September 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Today I learned that "😙" means "silly kissy Googoo" and "😗" means "Super Torment Forever Infini-Hyperdeath Garten of Banban Super Monkey Ball 2". Is this how I find out I'm autistic and can't read social cues? 😅☕️ #WhitePeopleProblems
May 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
January 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hoy en #WhitePeopleProblems estoy curando dos botellas de vidrio porque con los compás de laburo compramos aceite de oliva en bidón de 5 lts y ahora tengo que procurarme mi parte con mi propio recipiente, porque el oliva en el súper ya es consumo de lujo 🤦🏽‍♀️
December 13, 2024 at 12:34 AM
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I ordered my burrito too spicy T_T
Its so good but soo hot.
I cant stop eating this delicious, fiery ooze
#whitepeopleproblems
May 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Experiencing, once again... #whitepeopleproblems.
June 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
October 17, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Ontem quase ficava sem janta pois tal qual os astecas só tava com dinheiro em espécie e nenhum lugar aceita mais pagamento em espécie pelo delivery 😔

#whitepeopleproblems
September 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
You forgot the hashtag #WhitePeopleProblems
July 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I spent a grand total of approximately 2 minutes outside today, in 6 transits between my car and a building, and I have a goddamn sunburn.

#WhitePeopleProblems #BurnMeI'mIrish
June 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Estoy apurada por terminar un libro porque mañana me voy de viaje y no da llevarlo por las pocas páginas que me quedan... #whitepeopleproblems
February 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
O terminal internacional do aeroporto de Lisboa sempre foi ruim, mas hoje tá uma MERDA RETUMBANTE, e nossa conexão é longa.

Acabamos de decidir que vamos pagar mais caro da próxima vez sim, pra não encarar nem isso, nem a comida da TAP.

#whitepeopleproblems
July 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
We are eating horse meat. #whitepeopleproblems
February 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Lembrando que sempre defenderei o frio não extremo. Ignorem meus #whitepeopleproblems
August 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
podes creer que el viento me tira la calesita? #WhitePeopleProblems
August 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM