#why-choose
Why women choose the 🐻
September 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I just can’t imagine why women would choose the bear
May 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
why women choose the bear.
September 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is why most women of social media choose the bear
October 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Still wondering why some women choose the bear?
October 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
if andrew cuomo hates socialism so much why did he choose to be publicly owned
cuomo announced he's running third-party and mamdani responded by dropping a link to his own fundraising site in the replies lol
July 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
you feeling like that’s “misandry” is why we choose the bear.
September 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Why did Melania choose today to suddenly deny any association with Epstein? Is Iran about to publish all of them or something? 😂
April 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Why don’t people simply choose not to get the flu.
Dr. Oz on the "super flu": "Every year there's a flu vaccine. It doesn't always work very well. That's why it's been controversial of late. But like many illnesses, the best news out there is if you can take care of yourself so that when you do end up running into the flu, you can overwhelm it."
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why would you choose violence?
April 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
why choose 1 when I can have both? 🇧🇷
September 26, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This is part of a series of terrible arguments that people make that they think are real gotchas.

Yesterday, someone said "I get why women would choose the bear, but then why haven't they? Why haven't all women walked into the woods?"
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
October 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Person: "So why did you choose to become an artist?"

Me: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
November 9, 2024 at 9:11 PM
He's also why we choose the bear
September 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Choose your fighter:
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Why choose between success and happiness when you can have neither
May 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
why would anybody willingly choose texas
September 28, 2026 at 10:16 AM
"why dont you ship-" it doesnt move my heart or my boner idk what to tell you. i dont choose where i end up.
June 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
why did you choose the smallest possible cardboard box
July 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why choose when you can have it all
October 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
And Men Wonder why Women
Choose The Bear.....
June 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
why choose when you can have both 👌
August 6, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The USA hockey team is one huge example
of why we always choose the bear.
February 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I suddenly understand why I have to choose pictures of stop signs to prove I’m not a robot
October 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is why we choose the bear.
September 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM