"Old orc, no new tricks" —

A creepy old orc called Sergey
Picked his nose at the Bolshoi Ballet
And in putin's meeting
Absentmindedly eating
Or flicking it simply away.

#whyHeNoCome #poetry #poetrycommunity #NAFO #poetrylovers

Real Estate Moghuls went to moscow
Narcissistic male egos, stroked now
By a blood-dripping czar grotesquely
Oligarchs, handled most deftly
Pronouncing people — statistics, then taking a bow.

#whyHeNoCome #poetry

I don't like giving narcissists any more stage than folks already give them.
From time to time, there is temptation.

#mockDictators #mocktyrants #whyHeNoCome

I am especially… active, on activeness.social. Won't you join the #Resistance to #disinformation too?

activeness.social/en/you-cant-... #SaintFyodor #WhyHeNoCome

A creepy old orc called Sergei
Picked his nose at the Bolshoi Ballet
And in a meeting
Absentmindedly eating
Or flicking it simply away.

#whyHeNoCome #poetry #poetrycommunity #NAFO #poetrylovers

There once was an angry Lumpkin
A hollowed-out brainless Pumpkin
But with time, pumpkins rot
Orange flesh turns to snot
Only blind faith can animate a Trumpkin.

#whyHeNoCome #poetry #poetrycommunity #NAFO #poetrylovers #Halloween2025

To perfect the art of orc-hewing
And end a persistent evildoing
Come the bravest Europeans,
Ukrainians, like demons
The enemy back into Mordor, persuing.

#poetrycommunity #poetry #whyHeNoCome #EuropeanLivesMatter #warCoffee #NAFOfellas #NAFOworks

Our Bible is a book inspired
By the failings of others—required!
To judge not our iniquities
Nor our war crimes (we've lots of these)
But bless land and loot, acquired.

- Fyodor's Guide to Dispensation
#SaintFyodor #bibleStudy #ROC #whyHeNoCome #poetry

Now learn about sacred and profane.
The sacred is that which brings gain—
To recruit cannonfodder
And bless holy slaughter.
The profane to the devil pertain.

- #SaintFyodor
#bibleStudy #ROC #whyHeNoCome #poetry

"Martyrdom makes one a household word. For nonbelievers, one becomes the only story, a grand distraction, His plan. Blessed be the Holy Kremlin and Saint Charlie Kirk. Amen."
—Fyodor's Guide to Martyrs

#saintFyodor #whyHeNoCome #NAFO #parody
Today's genuflect goes to: @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

"Blessed are the liberators of washing machines,
For theirs is the cleanliness of the soul."
-Fyodor's Guide to Ablution

#SaintFyodor #whyHeNoCome #victimOfThePutin

There once was an angry Lumpkin
A hollowed-out brainless Pumpkin
But with time, pumpkins rot
Orange flesh turns to snot
Only blind faith can animate a Trumpkin.
#whyHeNoCome #poetry #warCoffee #poetrycommunity #NAFOworks #poetrylovers

Guest Sermon by His Holiness, PM Viktor Orbán:
"Ukraine poses a serious economic threat to Europe... throw sanctions out the window & rebuild ties with Russia.."
Window or tea for sanctions! Slava, slava, slava !!!
-#SaintFyodor Message of the Day
#MOTD #article7forHungary#whyHeNoCome