median dark elf voter in Windhelm:
SKYRIM, A BANDIT CAMP NEAR WHITERUN
*a mighty clash of arms as our heroes take on the outlaws.*
BANDIT: Your kind has no place here!
LYDIA: Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
DUNMER DRAGONBORN: Argonians belong to the Dunmer!
*everyone turns and stares*
DD: Oh, it’s not okay when *I* do it?
*a mighty clash of arms as our heroes take on the outlaws.*
BANDIT: Your kind has no place here!
LYDIA: Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
DUNMER DRAGONBORN: Argonians belong to the Dunmer!
*everyone turns and stares*
DD: Oh, it’s not okay when *I* do it?
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
median dark elf voter in Windhelm:
you're not supposed to identify with the xenophobes in windhelm
November 10, 2024 at 2:40 PM
you're not supposed to identify with the xenophobes in windhelm
HEY THAT SHITHEAD IN WINDHELM STARTED IT!!!
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
HEY THAT SHITHEAD IN WINDHELM STARTED IT!!!
If the Stormcloaks win every city in Skyrim becomes Windhelm.
Elf-segregating, Argonian wage-slaving Windhelm.
Elf-segregating, Argonian wage-slaving Windhelm.
April 29, 2024 at 8:10 PM
If the Stormcloaks win every city in Skyrim becomes Windhelm.
Elf-segregating, Argonian wage-slaving Windhelm.
Elf-segregating, Argonian wage-slaving Windhelm.
Vayno - the bard! composer of many popular vampiric lullabies, owner of the Sweet Fangs, best pastries in Windhelm. Second Era.
#berensart2025
#berensart2025
February 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Vayno - the bard! composer of many popular vampiric lullabies, owner of the Sweet Fangs, best pastries in Windhelm. Second Era.
#berensart2025
#berensart2025
Me at the title screen: maybe I should do something different this time?
Me immediately after entering Windhelm: nope, fuck that guy
Me immediately after entering Windhelm: nope, fuck that guy
June 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Me at the title screen: maybe I should do something different this time?
Me immediately after entering Windhelm: nope, fuck that guy
Me immediately after entering Windhelm: nope, fuck that guy
My Windhelm looks so gooooooood
July 2, 2026 at 8:31 AM
My Windhelm looks so gooooooood
torygg.. king torygg... really great guy.. and its sad what happened to him. really. windhelm (love windhelm, used to be such a great city)...windhelm its really not the same place anymore *sucks air in through teeth*... but we're gonna fix all that.
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
torygg.. king torygg... really great guy.. and its sad what happened to him. really. windhelm (love windhelm, used to be such a great city)...windhelm its really not the same place anymore *sucks air in through teeth*... but we're gonna fix all that.
December 31, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I know, I know, the good people have been CLAMORING for art of *checks notes* the sad argonian dockworkers from Windhelm. Worry not, for I shall provide
September 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I know, I know, the good people have been CLAMORING for art of *checks notes* the sad argonian dockworkers from Windhelm. Worry not, for I shall provide
little bitch playing skyrim on Apprentice as a nord and spending all his time in Windhelm leveling up his racism
February 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
little bitch playing skyrim on Apprentice as a nord and spending all his time in Windhelm leveling up his racism
May 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Checking into a hotel in Windhelm (4E201)
May 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Checking into a hotel in Windhelm (4E201)
Relatedly, my pitch for Skyrim’s New Vegas is a street level story taking place in an actual city sized Windhelm.
May 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Relatedly, my pitch for Skyrim’s New Vegas is a street level story taking place in an actual city sized Windhelm.
It feels like a windhelm detective quest set in 19th century magical london, including the frequent quest reminder dialogue (laudatory)
September 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
It feels like a windhelm detective quest set in 19th century magical london, including the frequent quest reminder dialogue (laudatory)
My favorite part of Skyrim is how the Stormcloaks are like “Dark elves? Imperial spies. Argonians? Imperial spies. Wizards? Imperial spies. The literate? Imperial spies. The East Empire Trading Company? Those guys seem cool. They can have an office in Windhelm.”
December 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My favorite part of Skyrim is how the Stormcloaks are like “Dark elves? Imperial spies. Argonians? Imperial spies. Wizards? Imperial spies. The literate? Imperial spies. The East Empire Trading Company? Those guys seem cool. They can have an office in Windhelm.”
I can see why people sided w them, they weren't trying to kill me during the tutorial. But you get to Windhelm and oooof
August 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I can see why people sided w them, they weren't trying to kill me during the tutorial. But you get to Windhelm and oooof
Windhelm is so peaceful when the Dragonborn is out of town #skyrim #design #fantasyart #digitalpainting #gameart
January 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Windhelm is so peaceful when the Dragonborn is out of town #skyrim #design #fantasyart #digitalpainting #gameart
that one racist dude in windhelm wandering around town trying to come up with more insults
more like dork elves
March 20, 2026 at 1:22 AM
that one racist dude in windhelm wandering around town trying to come up with more insults
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Skyrim
October 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Skyrim