#wired
tired: primary debates

wired: derek guy fashion checks
November 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
“Against all odds” is exactly why he can’t be in charge anymore, he is literally wired to believe change is impossible.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) now talking about Dems taking back the Senate tonight.

"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
November 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Tired: Blue Texas
Wired: Red California
November 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Tired: Nerds saying There's A Sportsball On

Wired: Sports Nerds saying There's A Politics On
November 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tired: Blexas

Wired: Blortugal
November 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Tired: Anthropic IPO

Wired: Bluesky IPO
We're seeing 200% of our usual data traffic—and climbing! Thanks to all of you for making this a night to remember
November 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Tired: "We want to reach across the aisle in the spirit of unity"

Wired: "Fuck around, find out."
November 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
starting to think someone is just doling out election results to keep us wired up online as a social experi…“and now some lauren boebert news”
November 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
TIRED: Does Alito resign in the lame duck?
WIRED: Does Grassley resign in the lame duck?
November 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
tired: teapot dome

wired: anti-dome
November 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
TIRED: election night
WIRED: ~la nuit électorale~
🇺🇸🗳️ La nuit électorale commence : les bureaux de vote ferment dans la majeure partie de l'Indiana et du Kentucky.
November 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
“I think first they would do it in a Wired interview” lmfao
In an interview with @wired.com, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social just came out in favor of restricting facial recognition and biometric surveillance at places like Madison Square Garden. It's his first statement to that effect as @mayor.nyc.gov.

www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Tired: Blexas
Wired: WOKELAHOMA
November 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This fills me with even MORE joy, and I was already wired
November 4, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Joe Rogan is “asking questions” about peptides.

Lucky for him I actually answered all of them including the “grey area” for WIRED:

youtu.be/hQGvGkWIX94?...
Biomedical Scientist Debunks The Biggest Peptide Myths on Reddit
YouTube video by WIRED
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November 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Tired: Austin being run by Texas

Wired: Austin running Texas
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Tired: throwing Trump in prison
Wired: throwing the Supreme Court justices who enabled all this in prison
November 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
i also started my meds today and I'm WIRED
November 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
tired: Jon Husted’s ass

wired: Jon Ossoff’s ass
October 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"I think first they would do it in a WIRED interview" 👏
In an interview with @wired.com, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social just came out in favor of restricting facial recognition and biometric surveillance at places like Madison Square Garden. It's his first statement to that effect as @mayor.nyc.gov.

www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
November 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Tired: Election Night Needle

Wired: Manchester United After One Game That Actually Wasn’t Completely Terrible Needle
November 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
God I'm still so wired from this. I hate these ICE motherfuckers so fucking much.
November 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
tired: was it bad, in a leftistly sense, that imperial japan lost?
wired: was it bad, in a leftistly sense, that the confederacy lost?
November 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I'm supposed to be drawing, but instead I'm just wired.
Blue Cat
ALT: Blue Cat
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November 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Tired: "Can the Democrats really win the Senate?"

Wired: "I'm gonna be disappointed if they don't flip Mississippi."
November 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM