#wiseoldman
October 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Was stimmt hier eigentlich mit einigen nicht?
Welche Synapsen sind denn da bitte schief verschaltet?
February 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
WiseOldMan …

and the bees. Once upon a time …

ein #weiserMann sagte einmal,

"Bienen verschwenden ihre Zeit nicht damit, Fliegen zu erklären, dass Honig besser ist als Schei..e.“ 🖖
April 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
rank 841 sailing time to sleep
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You can see migraines happen week 2 and 4 in the WiseOldMan chart of overall experience. But I played almost every day this month. Proud of that level of commitment despite chronic fatigue / health issues!
March 1, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Guten Morgen WiseOldMan ☀️☕️😊
February 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Useless RuneScape fact: The Wise Old Man's real name is Dionysius, but no one ever calls him that. 🤔 #RuneScapeTrivia #UselessFact #Wiseoldman #WOM #OSRS #Runescape #mmorpg
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
OSRS labeler idea: a labeler that lets you link your wiseoldman profile.

This could work basically like the GitHub repo labeler, I think; just using wiseoldman links instead of GitHub repo URLs.
November 25, 2024 at 10:03 AM
The Wise Old Man from Runescape is coming out soon in 2-3 days ~

I had fun designing his character.
Do look forward to it !!

#wiseoldman #runescape
April 20, 2026 at 9:17 AM
"Is there anything I can do for you?"
Dionysius, also known as the Wise Old Man is here ~

Requested by Tome
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Free version
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Full version
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#runescape #wiseoldman
April 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I had a conversation with a coworker yesterday. I told her that everyone comes by my desk whenever they want to talk about philosophy and life. Then I paused and said, "I'm Wilson from Home Improvement."

And then I had to explain who that was...

#philosophy #80s #wiseoldman
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No, I won't FF because I'm worse than you are. It's as much my match as it is yours. Deal with it. #rocketleague #wiseoldman-rl #RLcoach #rlcoaching
September 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Willing to coach first 5 students for free. Plat or lower. I need to fix some of you. 😆 #rocketleague #wiseoldman-rl #RLcoach #rlcoaching
September 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
bsky.app/profile/tist...

#spiritualguide Wait, that tag was a joke...the post is a joke. This did not actually happen. #yoda No--no, no...that was a joke. #wiseoldman ... #thementor These tags, Man. They have a life of their own... #animate Oh course-- #youdidthis ... #Iwantedtostayathing
"I was not up for this." [random guy]
"Just a few more hurdles and we will be at the top." [Me]
"Yo, I said I wasn't up for this."
"The excuse as old as time, lad."
"I'm tired."
"Turn back then, but it's a longer way down with a faster fall."
"Where do you get this sh*t from?"
July 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I can't laugh when Donald derails. #ASD?
My father understands the danger but also the ridiculous. He has a lovely laugh. #WiseOldMan survived #ADHD and #Dyslexia as a boomer.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Wrote a systemd.timer to update my wiseoldman page every 2 hours so I don't have to manually update it when playing osrs on mobile.
April 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM