#wizpig
The best. I could only beat Wizpig with her. I'd kill for a port in your style omg.
September 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That Wizpig is just straight-up Ganon. Funny how I never made the association.
September 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
James Bond: “Are you expecting me to race?”

Wizpig: “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”
September 21, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Row 1: Diddy Kong, Timber, Krunch, Pipsy, Drumstick.
Row 2: Bumper, T.T., Banjo & Kazooie, Tiptup, Taj.
Row 3: Conker, K. Rool, Grunty, James Bond, The Battletoads (Rash, Pimple and Zitz).
Row 4: Bubbler, Tricky.
Row 5: Smokey, Bluey.
Bottom: Wizpig.
September 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Wizpig, Claudia, and Ms. Accord track down and kill Grass Knuckles.
September 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I was just playing Diddy Kong Racing Recompiled, but Wizpig 1 was a hard one. It was so hard, I had to use Taj to beat him.
September 17, 2026 at 9:08 AM
It says I dodged the Wizpig Dream punishment because of Turtles.
September 16, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I'm losing it. Everyone missed that in Wizpig because of the butterfly sound.
September 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM
diddy could have beaten wizpig easily like this
September 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Wizpig is also a bitch
@rare.co.uk I understand that Bumper the Badger is on parole (or, at least, was a few years ago), but truly it is Bluey the Walrus who should be behind bars

this guy cheats like a mofo

he just gets away with it because the authorities confuse him with a beloved australian dog
September 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Wizpig steps out of their circle as a sacrifice and is fatally electrocuted.
September 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Plane, force my owl sona in if not limited to presets and force Wizpig out of bounds, off the tracks, and with his default racing programming incapable of crossing the finish line. Also I wanna date that elephant.
September 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
after 20+ years, finally beat wizpig. genuinely unreasonable race to put in the game lmao
September 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
With back 2 back Nintendo Directs tomorrow, i am going in with no expectations as usual.
The only dream i really have currently is rumours of a Mario Kart World DLC, perhaps a "story mode", but not only that...

...It finally marks the return of Diddy Kong's long forgotten racing nemesis, Wizpig! 🪄🐷
Wizpig Spaceship
Alt: Diddy Kong Racing: The end of the True Ending of the game, where Wizpig's Spaceship is seen flying off into the distance with a purple cue across the sky.
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September 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
La Marseillaise booming from Diddy Kong’s stereo while I beat Wizpig in the final race
September 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
What a time to be a gamer
Diddy Kong Racing Wizpig
ALT: Diddy Kong Racing Wizpig
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September 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and after it transforms from a car to a hovercraft to a plane I realize this would improve if they replaced the Goldfinger guy with Wizpig.
September 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Wizpig
'Diddy Kong Racing'
Nintendo 64
September 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I knew Wizpig was in cahoots with the orange man
September 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I do believe Wizpig was just trying to make Timber Island Great Again. The Kong's aren't sending their best, they're monkeys, they're bringing banana peels
September 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
TONIGHT WE HAVE HYPE ON YOUR DOORSTEP!

A special episode of GIFL comes through with A Game WE Freakin' Love! Join me and @cinemazee.bsky.social as I show him the fun of DKR's.. 2-player Adventure mode?!

The cheat-code mode is bananas, see you soon!~

(Yes I blocked Wizpig's face, feck Wizpig)
August 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I typically only run the game upto Wizpig 1. Trophy races, TT amulet, and future fun land feel like kill the momentum of the run for me, especially because wizpig 1 is far and away the hardest part. That said, as of literally tonight my best time, I beat wizpig at 1:43:25.
August 28, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Wizpig was cosmic horror
August 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So is Planet Wizpig fyi
August 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM