RIP Oscar Wilde you wolde have loved memes
June 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
RIP Oscar Wilde you wolde have loved memes
RIP H.R. Giger you wolde have lovid Labubu
July 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
RIP H.R. Giger you wolde have lovid Labubu
Thou knowest it wolde be untrouthe,
Thou knowest Ich wolde be a liar,
Yif Ich were to saye unto you,
Love, we koude not ascende higher.
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre,
Mayhap we sette the nighte on fyre.
Lo!
Thou knowest Ich wolde be a liar,
Yif Ich were to saye unto you,
Love, we koude not ascende higher.
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre,
Mayhap we sette the nighte on fyre.
Lo!
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Thou knowest it wolde be untrouthe,
Thou knowest Ich wolde be a liar,
Yif Ich were to saye unto you,
Love, we koude not ascende higher.
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre,
Mayhap we sette the nighte on fyre.
Lo!
Thou knowest Ich wolde be a liar,
Yif Ich were to saye unto you,
Love, we koude not ascende higher.
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre
Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre,
Mayhap we sette the nighte on fyre.
Lo!
Please replye wyth STOP if you wolde lyke to opt out of receivinge addiciounal war plannes
March 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Please replye wyth STOP if you wolde lyke to opt out of receivinge addiciounal war plannes
Ich wolde lyke to finisshe *The Tales of Caunterburye*
what is the biggest writerly goal you are willing to cop to publicly? I would like to be nominated for a Lammy
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Ich wolde lyke to finisshe *The Tales of Caunterburye*
Ich wisshe that we koude heare what David Bowie wolde saye about celebritye billionaire space tourisme. Ich bet it wolde be dry, powerful, insightful, and devastatinge.
April 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ich wisshe that we koude heare what David Bowie wolde saye about celebritye billionaire space tourisme. Ich bet it wolde be dry, powerful, insightful, and devastatinge.
Yn a trulye goode worlde even businesses wolde not be run lyke a businesse.
March 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yn a trulye goode worlde even businesses wolde not be run lyke a businesse.
Koude an A. I. wryte thys material? Wolde it dare?
The publishinge era moost belovid by tomatoes?
pulp fictioun
pulp fictioun
July 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Koude an A. I. wryte thys material? Wolde it dare?
Furiosa seyde she wolde buy the floweres herselfe
May 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Furiosa seyde she wolde buy the floweres herselfe
Yf Christopher Nolan were trulye serious about makinge a filme of *The Odyssey* he wolde chaunge the L yn hys last name to M
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Yf Christopher Nolan were trulye serious about makinge a filme of *The Odyssey* he wolde chaunge the L yn hys last name to M
The worlde wolde be a bettir place yf fewer people chased dreames of power and more people embraced the power of dreames.
January 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The worlde wolde be a bettir place yf fewer people chased dreames of power and more people embraced the power of dreames.
But yf Ich onlye koude
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
September 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
But yf Ich onlye koude
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
June 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It wolde have been perfect yf the Spiderman musical was creatid by Andrew Lloyd Webber
August 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It wolde have been perfect yf the Spiderman musical was creatid by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Thinges were so much easier 20 yeares ago. Daft Punk wolde playe at your house. Your house.
December 22, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Thinges were so much easier 20 yeares ago. Daft Punk wolde playe at your house. Your house.
A goode name for a cat wolde be "Scenario"
May 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A goode name for a cat wolde be "Scenario"
Ich thoughte thys wolde sayle bettir. Doth the punch lyne take too long to arryve?
"Yikes, Odysseus -- you looke prettye roughe aftir your journeye."
"Well, you Odyssey the othir guye!"
"Well, you Odyssey the othir guye!"
August 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Ich thoughte thys wolde sayle bettir. Doth the punch lyne take too long to arryve?
But yf Ich onlye koude
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
March 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
But yf Ich onlye koude
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
Ich wolde make a deale wyth God
And wolde asken hym for to chaunge ower places
Be runninge up that roade
Be runninge up that hill
Be runninge up that buildinge
#KateBush
Yf a catte wrote thys it wolde have made mencioun of the foode bowl beinge emptye
March 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Yf a catte wrote thys it wolde have made mencioun of the foode bowl beinge emptye
R.I.P. Matsuo Basho (1644-1694), you wolde have lovid "Kyoto" (2020) by Phoebe Bridgers.
August 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
R.I.P. Matsuo Basho (1644-1694), you wolde have lovid "Kyoto" (2020) by Phoebe Bridgers.
Wow, Ich confusid Welcome to Derry and Derry Girles and that was a verye weirde viewinge experience. Kepte wondering when the murderous clowne wolde appeare.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Wow, Ich confusid Welcome to Derry and Derry Girles and that was a verye weirde viewinge experience. Kepte wondering when the murderous clowne wolde appeare.
Bumpere stickere: "HONK YF YOU WOLDE RATHIR BE LISTENINGE TO THE PERFECTE BUT UNDERAPPRECIATED 1992 ALBUM *DOPPELGÄNGER* BY CURVE"
July 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bumpere stickere: "HONK YF YOU WOLDE RATHIR BE LISTENINGE TO THE PERFECTE BUT UNDERAPPRECIATED 1992 ALBUM *DOPPELGÄNGER* BY CURVE"
Ich wolde repost thys one million tymes yf Ich koude
I wish all academics banded together to create an employment insurance fund—matched by MLA, AHA, AIA, SCS, CAA, etc—that provides legal counsel, Cobra funding, and unemployment benefits for any academic laid off from a closing college or university. We have to protect & support each other more.
May 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Ich wolde repost thys one million tymes yf Ich koude
Ich wolde swallow my pryde
& thus choke on the rinds
Yet the lack thereof
Wolde leave me holwe ynside
Swallow my doubt
Turne it ynside out
Fynde no thinge but feyth yn no thinge
O, to put thys tender herte yn a blendir
Bihold it swirl about to a merveilous oblivioun
Rendez vous and farewell to you
& thus choke on the rinds
Yet the lack thereof
Wolde leave me holwe ynside
Swallow my doubt
Turne it ynside out
Fynde no thinge but feyth yn no thinge
O, to put thys tender herte yn a blendir
Bihold it swirl about to a merveilous oblivioun
Rendez vous and farewell to you
February 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ich wolde swallow my pryde
& thus choke on the rinds
Yet the lack thereof
Wolde leave me holwe ynside
Swallow my doubt
Turne it ynside out
Fynde no thinge but feyth yn no thinge
O, to put thys tender herte yn a blendir
Bihold it swirl about to a merveilous oblivioun
Rendez vous and farewell to you
& thus choke on the rinds
Yet the lack thereof
Wolde leave me holwe ynside
Swallow my doubt
Turne it ynside out
Fynde no thinge but feyth yn no thinge
O, to put thys tender herte yn a blendir
Bihold it swirl about to a merveilous oblivioun
Rendez vous and farewell to you
ChatGPT: "Hello Ozymandias, Kynge of Kynges. Ich wolde love to make a colossal statue of you, just you, and how wondirful you are!"
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ChatGPT: "Hello Ozymandias, Kynge of Kynges. Ich wolde love to make a colossal statue of you, just you, and how wondirful you are!"