*millions of people are forced into a line and being actively fed into a woodchipper*
People: PLEASE HELP US! WARN PEOPLE!
Media: oh ho ho absolutey can do!
"The Moral Case For Woodchipping, by Woodchip Investor Genocide-Fan"
People: PLEASE HELP US! WARN PEOPLE!
Media: oh ho ho absolutey can do!
"The Moral Case For Woodchipping, by Woodchip Investor Genocide-Fan"
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*millions of people are forced into a line and being actively fed into a woodchipper*
People: PLEASE HELP US! WARN PEOPLE!
Media: oh ho ho absolutey can do!
"The Moral Case For Woodchipping, by Woodchip Investor Genocide-Fan"
People: PLEASE HELP US! WARN PEOPLE!
Media: oh ho ho absolutey can do!
"The Moral Case For Woodchipping, by Woodchip Investor Genocide-Fan"
I AM NOT WOODCHIPPING MY NEIGHBOURS JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE IN MY DMS
May 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I AM NOT WOODCHIPPING MY NEIGHBOURS JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE IN MY DMS
when woodchipping your own head is more appealing & intellectually beneficial
December 1, 2024 at 7:12 PM
when woodchipping your own head is more appealing & intellectually beneficial
These are not altruists who want to save humanity. (In Elon's case he's already made a human decision to kill millions by woodchipping USAID.) There is a power-and-money play here that demands piercing the we're-getting-together-to-keep-everyone-safe cover story.
September 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
These are not altruists who want to save humanity. (In Elon's case he's already made a human decision to kill millions by woodchipping USAID.) There is a power-and-money play here that demands piercing the we're-getting-together-to-keep-everyone-safe cover story.
'We're renaming the Torment Nexus in line with your feedback! From next month, our personalised woodchipping facilities will be rebranded as 'Self-Service Weight Loss Clinics'. We're excited about this change, and can't wait to share it with our valued customers!'
August 6, 2026 at 11:29 AM
'We're renaming the Torment Nexus in line with your feedback! From next month, our personalised woodchipping facilities will be rebranded as 'Self-Service Weight Loss Clinics'. We're excited about this change, and can't wait to share it with our valued customers!'
The tgirls need frie s
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The tgirls need frie s
Yeah, I mean "they keep woodchipping cabinet members instead" isn't the best outcome since elon delenda est, but also that's not exactly a recipe for anything resembling success either
March 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Yeah, I mean "they keep woodchipping cabinet members instead" isn't the best outcome since elon delenda est, but also that's not exactly a recipe for anything resembling success either
Is this when we'd all get to watch the first ever public woodchipping?
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Is this when we'd all get to watch the first ever public woodchipping?
When you read Musk's timeline (which I've just done, taking one for the team), he says #USAID cuts are bcs it's a program of, for, & run by lefties, & that he's woodchipping it. He keeps repeating that word. Turning it into woodchips. That is the thought & level of conversation going on right now.
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
When you read Musk's timeline (which I've just done, taking one for the team), he says #USAID cuts are bcs it's a program of, for, & run by lefties, & that he's woodchipping it. He keeps repeating that word. Turning it into woodchips. That is the thought & level of conversation going on right now.
(Walking into a woodchipper) "let me tell you about woodchipping"
July 19, 2023 at 4:01 PM
(Walking into a woodchipper) "let me tell you about woodchipping"
Feeding a woodchipper means putting gasoline in its tank. Gas is its food. The woodchipping part is its job.
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Feeding a woodchipper means putting gasoline in its tank. Gas is its food. The woodchipping part is its job.
It's 6:20p and I object to the woodchipping that's STILL going since this morning.
May 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
It's 6:20p and I object to the woodchipping that's STILL going since this morning.
i think if we fed all the debate bros into a woodchipping incinerator nothing of value would be lost
March 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i think if we fed all the debate bros into a woodchipping incinerator nothing of value would be lost
Chainsaw noir.
If you aren’t dreaming of woodchipping evil doers, you need some Bishop Rider.
Act now. Villainy is unlimited.
If you aren’t dreaming of woodchipping evil doers, you need some Bishop Rider.
Act now. Villainy is unlimited.
July 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Chainsaw noir.
If you aren’t dreaming of woodchipping evil doers, you need some Bishop Rider.
Act now. Villainy is unlimited.
If you aren’t dreaming of woodchipping evil doers, you need some Bishop Rider.
Act now. Villainy is unlimited.
The Dept. of Woodchipping
August 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The Dept. of Woodchipping
Today while lying in bed scrolling social media I discovered gay woodchipping (it's not obscene) and now you need to experience it, too
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www.tiktok.com/@macleanbren...
QUEER WOODCHOPPING feat. Solly Frank!!!
TikTok video by Brendan Maclean
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December 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Today while lying in bed scrolling social media I discovered gay woodchipping (it's not obscene) and now you need to experience it, too
www.tiktok.com/@macleanbren...
www.tiktok.com/@macleanbren...
especially when we did all that woodchipping before anybody else and now we're scolding developing nations for trying to industrialize
once you internalize the fact that this empire is a machine shoveling people into a woodchipper by the thousands, it becomes a little less exciting who’s offering the sales pitch about how the rate of shoveling has slowed down and how the woodchipper has a nice new paint job
July 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
especially when we did all that woodchipping before anybody else and now we're scolding developing nations for trying to industrialize
homie is woodchipping dolphins just to look like a dipshit on the tranny faggot webzone
July 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
homie is woodchipping dolphins just to look like a dipshit on the tranny faggot webzone
My mate Ali up the road, his wife was my late wife’s good friend. His wife has become a parrot nut: no idea why, honest.
Anyway, doorbell rings…get there too late, but this is on the doorstep
Woodchipping fun ahead for the beaks!
Sometimes I quite like humans., sometimes.
Anyway, doorbell rings…get there too late, but this is on the doorstep
Woodchipping fun ahead for the beaks!
Sometimes I quite like humans., sometimes.
July 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
My mate Ali up the road, his wife was my late wife’s good friend. His wife has become a parrot nut: no idea why, honest.
Anyway, doorbell rings…get there too late, but this is on the doorstep
Woodchipping fun ahead for the beaks!
Sometimes I quite like humans., sometimes.
Anyway, doorbell rings…get there too late, but this is on the doorstep
Woodchipping fun ahead for the beaks!
Sometimes I quite like humans., sometimes.
like on the one hand there's absolutely bad actors like LB out there but also I absolutely don't trust a bunch of liberals trying to recreate kiwifarms from first principles to be any sort of a real defense against that kind of abuser, especially ones who are openly totally ok with woodchipping ppl.
August 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
like on the one hand there's absolutely bad actors like LB out there but also I absolutely don't trust a bunch of liberals trying to recreate kiwifarms from first principles to be any sort of a real defense against that kind of abuser, especially ones who are openly totally ok with woodchipping ppl.
Elon Musk has spent days breaking the internet, threatening to sue and imprison people for speaking out. He insists nobody has died from 'woodchipping' USAID. Boston U research: 750,000+ people have died from the cuts and the death toll will be in the millions by the end of this decade.
#elonmusk
#elonmusk
June 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Elon Musk has spent days breaking the internet, threatening to sue and imprison people for speaking out. He insists nobody has died from 'woodchipping' USAID. Boston U research: 750,000+ people have died from the cuts and the death toll will be in the millions by the end of this decade.
#elonmusk
#elonmusk
reading about control methods for Euwallacea (the beetles who emerged from a Sculptural Art Log) and apparently chipping the wood makes a huge difference:
April 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
reading about control methods for Euwallacea (the beetles who emerged from a Sculptural Art Log) and apparently chipping the wood makes a huge difference:
You’re right. Artistic woodchipping is an equally expressive modern tradition.
June 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
You’re right. Artistic woodchipping is an equally expressive modern tradition.