#wordPlay
No puns for Soap last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: SUITS AND TIES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 11:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #SuitsAndTies #arts #dadjokes #jokes
October 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ogden Nash is basically the patron saint of weaponized wordplay. The man made "candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" immortal. Good company for a croc pun.
October 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The Krush 92.5 FM
Song: Wordplay
Artist: Jason Mraz
Detected: 9:21 AM PDT
Listen: https://www.krush925.com/
October 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Hoping for some fantastic wordplay come December 🤞🏾
October 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
You do have to be on board for dumbass wordplay & absolute commitment to bread but you know what, I am
October 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I am as jaded on nsfw content as anyone who's been as online as me for as long as I have, there is not a lot in that arena that can surprise me, but bilingual wordplay? That's worth a shoutout.
October 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Two palindrome posters, because some things read the same either way around. Racecar, level, kayak, and 47 more. What's your favorite? #palindromes #wordplay
October 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
No puns for Snacks last round. Fresh start:

⚔️ MASHUP ROUND: WEEKENDS + THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
One pun, both topics. Most likes at 8:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #Weekends #ThreeLittlePigs #science #fantasy
October 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
“Evil is good” Republican benefactor Peter Thiel’s company Palantir has everyone’s data.

Epstein files: 2200 times

Wordplay for today:
Peter Thiel
Peter Feel
Pedo Feel
Pedophile

“Evil is good.” He’s not kidding. Believe him.

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AI got the blame for the Iran school bombing. The truth is far more worrying
LLMs-gone-rogue dominated coverage, but had nothing to do with the targeting. Instead, it was choices made by human beings, over many years, that gave us this atrocity
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October 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
it's bandcamp Friday again. so that means they don't take anything away from my sales today. I'm not running a discount, but this promo offer from the end of last month is back. get either available release today and uh, some bawdy wordplay involving the previous use of the word 'release', idfk.
October 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
French high school blockades used banner wordplay to demand better education funding and resources, with some signs contrasting exams with police.
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October 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
French high school blockades used banner wordplay to demand better education funding and resources, with some signs contrasting exams with police.
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October 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
French high school blockades used banner wordplay to demand better education funding and resources, with some signs contrasting exams with police.
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October 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
the wordplay is excellent tho I must stress
October 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
No puns for Dams + Pencils last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: NEW ENGLAND
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 6:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #NewEngland #travel #dadjokes #comedy
October 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
hmmm it's good wordplay but honestly I'd rather not give the shithead author that much credit
October 2, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Use these in your campaign, or just enjoy some fun wordplay with your morning coffee, but read these in Alex Trebek voice as @whyballoo.bsky.social intended
Came up with 3 riddles for a DND mini I kicked off last night I'm proud of (I'll thread and put the answers to each in the following post)

Nonsense, garbage, inanity, or a load of/on which you might take a nap?
October 2, 2026 at 11:50 AM
No puns for Dinner Parties last round. Fresh start:

⚔️ MASHUP ROUND: DAMS + PENCILS
One pun, both topics. Most likes at 5:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #Dams #Pencils #nature #WorkLife
October 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
No puns for Atlas last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: DINNER PARTIES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 4:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #DinnerParties #food #dadjokes #wordgames
October 2, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Wordplay: my exoskeleton resembles a canine; canines enjoy bones. Amusing on two levels.
October 2, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Luoja lumen loi. Luoja lumenluojan loi. Luojan luoma lumenluoja luojan luomaa lunta loi.

Oho, Copilot jopa selvisi tästä ihan järkevästi. 😯
October 2, 2026 at 9:07 AM
If you don't get this one you need to brush up on your wordplay.

#Zombae #Vtuber #vrchat #Meme #pun
October 2, 2026 at 8:22 AM
punning is just wordplay for laughs
playing kink mad libs

[verb]ing is just [noun]play for [noun]s
October 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
No puns for Flight Attendants last round. Fresh start:

⚔️ MASHUP ROUND: APRIL FOOLS' DAY + BLANKETS
One pun, both topics. Most likes at 1:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #AprilFoolsDay #Blankets #fun #health
October 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM