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Most murder plots are pretty dumb. That and the effort involved is why I would never try one. Okay, mostly the effort. The Duchess once told me she doesn’t worry about me cheating on her because I’m too lazy, which: Fair.

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October 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The filmmakers make a common error, though: They don’t trust their premise, so they combine it with a second premise in the hopes that more is more.

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October 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
“Despite his efforts, his days had taken on a rigid and recognizable pattern. He woke at five and made coffee. The coffee kicked off a chain reaction that ended in the bathroom, then he showered before going to the gym.”

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October 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
One suspects that “making subtext text in the least subtle way possible” will be my sole entry in the Galactic Encyclopedia of Writers. I may be the worst writer you’ve ever heard of, but, to quote Captain Jack Sparrow, you have heard of me!

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October 1, 2026 at 1:33 PM
“It was a question of willpower.

On the second day, he woke up and felt clear, focused and strong. He knew he was on the right track.”

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September 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
These three planets offer a level of worldbuilding laziness you simply have to admire: They are uniformly detail-free, arid, and boring. They might as well all be the same enormous planet called Miscellanea or something.

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September 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
“There was a sense of tightness about her, as if the only way she kept control was by clutching everything tightly to herself.”

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September 28, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Still probably my favorite of all the novels I’ve posted on the blog, honestly.

“Motel life was a step up. Thirty-five precious dollars a day, but he’d come into a windfall and it was wonderful to have hot water on demand and privacy again."

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September 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
“Hey Maddie.” Perry’s voice was tinny and crackling in my ear over the noise of the bar. “Need you up front.”

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September 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Zines are a fantastic place to find weird stuff... and to earn your writing chops.

Read all about it on Thoughts from the Writer's Desk in Jeff Somer's "Everything I Learned About Writing I Learned by Publishing a Zine."

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September 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Forget the memoir, something tells me that “Shot and otherwise abused” will be on my tombstone.

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September 24, 2026 at 1:33 PM
“Take The Bumble, for example: A man designed for his job, as if his creator had known all along.”

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September 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
One thing that absolutely has paid off is the power calibration: The show handles this very well, and does a few very smart things that make a grown man with a magic ring a lot easier to suspend disbelief for.

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September 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Zines are a fantastic place to find weird stuff... and to earn your writing chops.

Read all about it on Thoughts from the Writer's Desk in Jeff Somer's "Everything I Learned About Writing I Learned by Publishing a Zine."

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September 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I started posting novels one chapter at a time in 2021, starting with “Detained.”

“She heard her father’s voice, warm and amused. You’ll figure out, sweetheart. In due time.”

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September 21, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Published 2 years ago, this remains one of my favorite recent stories:

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September 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Lucky for you, the desires of this mediocre white man largely center on whiskey and naps.

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September 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Published 13 years ago, this story is one of several featuring my character Philip K. Marks, who’s never met a weird situation he can’t make weirder.

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A Meek And Thankful Heart by Jeff Somers -
A Meek And Thankful Heart by Jeff Somers. The old man should have been cut off an hour ago, but he was obviously well known to the bartenders, as they continued to serve him gimlets despite his increasing inability to bring their contents successfully to his mouth. He was well-dressed and groomed, with an expensive suit and new shoes. Handsome, in the way old men get handsome sometimes, just from the dignity of their experience. He’d been a semi-regular and was popular with the female staff of Rue’s Morgue. One or two of the waitresses had flirted with him purposefully, but he’d gently turned them down. They all considered him a rich old man, lonely in his money, who came out to a young people’s bar a few times a month to hear some noise around him. He always drank gimlets, always complimented the bartender on her rare ability to make them, and always left a huge tip. He’d been coming to the Morgue for five years now, and every Christmas had given each of the staff a nice monetary gift. They liked him. They thought he added a bit of class to a place otherwise populated by predatory former frat boys and the squeaky women they attract.
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September 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Obsession does a lot of things very, very right. But it does one thing very, very wrong.

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September 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
One of my earliest published stories has been on the Internet for 27 years (!): webdelsol.com/Del_So...

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September 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
“have been writing since I was about nine when I crafted a ninety page exercise in Tolkien plagiarism titled The War of the Gem; married above my station in life and am living peacefully with stronger-than-she-looks wife”

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September 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I have also been described as “aggressively bland” and its accuracy does not take away from its hurtfulness.

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September 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The Way We Were: How to use pop culture as an unexpected research vehicle.

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The Way We Were
How to use pop culture as an unexpected research vehicle.
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September 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The places in the “real” world that we see are just as disturbing and liminal as the Backrooms. It’s one great trick that really makes this movie slap.

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September 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM