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vilms5000

@vilms5000.bsky.social

checkr.
wtfdude.
u-did-eet.
stop-it-jerry
&c

July 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM

Funny Karate Bear (But Festive)

@thedimpsler.bsky.social

WTFDUDE

September 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM

Valkyrie-Kane

@valkyrie-kane.bsky.social

Blegh, not only did I finally get my first Unsolicited Dick Pic, it wasn't even a pic IT WAS A VIDEO.
Go big or go home I guess.

Have I finally made it as a Sex Worker chat? /s

#dickpics #wtfdude #damnit

February 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM

SpOoOoOkniko 👻

@santhewitch.quest

Oh yea, he is a smuggler San works with.

#oc #doodle #art #illustration #ocsky #wtfdude

Doodle of a guy standing. He is wearing a long brown trench coat and is smoking. His hair is long and blond. He looks like is just about done with everything.

February 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM

lyddopotato.bsky.social

@lyddopotato.bsky.social

Teenager wants to go to an overnight event an hour away.

Me: How are you getting there and back? Where are you staying? What are you supposed to bring? Did you register? Are they going to feed you?

Teen: fine! I just won’t go! 😡

#teenagers #wtfdude #ParentingIsHard #DidudoANYoftheEmotionalLabor

October 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM

📠 just the fax ma’am

@futurelandsouth.bsky.social

CATS: Chaotic Animals That Sleep
#cats #catonallmystuff #wtfdude

Grey and white tuxedo cat passed out on top of my desk. Never one to keep a tidy desk, this means said cat is sleeping on no less than 3 pairs of eyeglasses, one watch, the years bills to date, and has tucked into an adjacent pile of notebooks and printer ink. Well done, you absolute psychopath.

May 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM

Jakes-Heavy-Hammer 🔞 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍆🐽💦

@jakes-heavy-hammer.bsky.social

don't goto the caribbean during no nut november.
if u do, weird things may happen
#humpingAbuilding #wtfDude #gay #hung #bulge #jock #jakesheavyhammer #jhh

#gay #gayporn #gaymen #twink #twunk #hunk #bwc #cum #bigdick #bigcock #hugecock #massivepenis #whore #horny #sport #porn #gaysex #oral #anal #suck #fuck #hottie #gaybwc #facial #blowjob #jock #bro #white #arab #latin #hispanic #asian #hung #hotporn #jerkoff #gooner #hotvideos #gaybottom #gaysex #sperm #semen #gaycum #nsfw #jakesheavyhammer #jhh

January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM

Mickey the kid

@mickeythekid.bsky.social

Clock dings again…DING…Hulk smashes the clock, the table it was on, through the floor the table was on and into the apartment below… #wtfdude

a close up of the face of a green hulk

ALT: a close up of the face of a green hulk

media.tenor.com

April 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM

nate™ 𓃩

@natealism.bsky.social

#TDLDL #NoAI #art #wtfdude

I cannot possibly describe this, I'm sorry. It's a graph hue rotated purple that says "Cavity is volumentrically filled (switch over)" [sic] And "Start Injection" and "Melt reaches sensor position" and "Atmospheric pressure, start of shrinkage", and it's been recursively filled with itself over and over

May 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM

Chell

@michellestew.bsky.social

My nephew is dead but I'm not gonna sit here and live in the past. I'm movin' on. He fell a lot because he's bow legged. #PaulSimon #WTFDude #LeilaniSimon