#xfinity
asking the xfinity tech if he likes using the internet too
September 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
We're gettin' set for Sunday 😤

Xfinity | #FlyEaglesFly
December 6, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Xfinity bill went up after my promotional rate expired
September 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Thank you Xfinity, awesome notifications
June 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This commercial fuckin sucks
April 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Not for nothing, but UMD's Xfinity center does indeed have a section scheme where 109 row 1 would have been pretty great seats.

Anyway, that's a valid UMD seating number.
September 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
when xfinity replaces its support page search with an "xfinity ai" bot that can't handle questions like "what are your phone support hours of operation" it really feels like giving customers wrong answers is not an accident but the point
August 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This is fantastic, you can see he's sitting right there at the Xfinity Center
September 29, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Tucson. Where the Xfinity internet service sucks balls but the sunsets are magnificent.
March 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Xfinity: we will send you an email when your equipment ships

Also Xfinity: sends no email

Also Xfinity: oops sorry, please pick it up at the store

Also Xfinity: your equipment has shipped
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mt. Washington. Southern Ave. Caller said that they see people in xfinity uniforms working from an xfinity truck on some wires. Caller isn’t quite so sure they know what they’re doing and might be faking it.
May 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
$10 off Primetime ticket on Xfinity Rewards customer.xfinity.com/membership
September 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Performer of the game? Duh.

@Xfinity
September 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Xfinity: I'm just going to put you on hold.

Me: Okay.

Xfinity: *absolute complete silence for ten minutes*
May 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Shootaround, Game No. 61, Xfinity Mobile Arena, Philadelphia
March 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I found the ultimate enshittification scheme: My cellphone carrier Xfinity Mobile is suddenly now allowing 30+ spam calls to my cell phone, and is offering a spam-call filter…for an extra fee.

They are literally making a business out of enshittifying basic cellphone service.
September 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Filling out a three page form for Xfinity that requires me to write out my sixteen-digit Xfinity account number in four different places across the three pages and thinking about David Graeber.
July 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Xfinity Exec: You got that new and totally innocuous name for our invasive surveillance technology we're pretending is a home security feature?

Xfinity Marketing Guy: Sure do boss, nice and evil just like you asked.
September 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ariana Grande returns to brunette hairstyle for new Xfinity commercial.
November 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
September 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
the xfinity jurassic park ad should get everyone involved fired
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Cancel Hulu, Disney and if you have XFINITY, block ABC on the channel line up.
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i will destroy xfinity customer service
May 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Due to the NBA and NHL playoff schedule, the Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band concert at Xfinity Mobile Arena has been rescheduled for May 30. All tickets for the previous date will remain valid for the new date.
May 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
was using peacock to watch RHONY…… we got peacock for “free” via our xfinity….. our xfinity was attached or old place….. that account finally closed today……. and peacock is immediately gone………………
July 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM