Alternative title: in which Evelyn gets flirted with for the first time in her twenty seven years of life

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#macaronoc #macaronlore #ao3 #darkfantasy #monsterromance #demon #ihatetagging #somuch #yalldontevenknow

The text📕 carrying alone would cause current middle-schoolers 2 fall 2 their knees & curse the gods. Even my tough-guy athlete kids would 🐝 whining like sad 🐶s if they had 2 lug HALF of what my noodley arms had 2 carry around the building @ that age.
#millenialschooling
#itwasrough
#yalldontevenknow