"Heyh nerd, heard it'sh the new yearh. Well, I don't- *OuUUUrrrRRRpppPPPP* have anyh new year'sh resolutions. It'sh new yearh, same me. Andh while you- *bRRRAAAPPPTTTT* standh there likeh an idioth, hand'h me more chocolate pancakesh and 15 more cigarettesh."
*uUUUuuRRRRGGggLlEEE...*
"Heyh nerd, heard it'sh the new yearh. Well, I don't- *OuUUUrrrRRRpppPPPP* have anyh new year'sh resolutions. It'sh new yearh, same me. Andh while you- *bRRRAAAPPPTTTT* standh there likeh an idioth, hand'h me more chocolate pancakesh and 15 more cigarettesh."
*uUUUuuRRRRGGggLlEEE...*