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mrbuttons284266.bsky.social
If you're forcing me to choose it would be Rinse and Repeat by YellowMustard archiveofourown.org/works/561629...
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August 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Temporal_discounting, Thereluctantrose, Unfunpleasures, Whatthefoucault, Writer_Hardly_Know_Her, and YellowMustard!
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June 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
littlefingies.bsky.social
I think this should count as a holiday and I shouldn't have to go to work
A screenshot of my email inbox Archive of Our Own [AO3] YellowMustard posted Chapter... 1:55 AM Archive of Our Own YellowMustard poste... ☆ Archive of Our Own [AO3] unfunpleasures posted Chapter... Archive of Our Own unfunpleasures post... Nov 13 ☆ Archive of Our Own [AO3] ghostalservice, nomadsland, Kn... Nov 13 Archive of Our Own ghostalservice, noma...✩ Archive of Our Own Nov 13 [AO3] suchgreatheights posted Chapt... Archive of Our Own suchgreatheights po... ☆
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Today I got to talk to @mustardwrites.bsky.social ! What a friggin joy!! I had the best time <3
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056 YellowMustard
Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · Episode
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May 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happydaiz.bsky.social
I agree! I have a YellowMustard playlist on SoundCloud!

on.soundcloud.com/lg4hRhgq44d7...
Fics by YellowMustard
Reading gay pirate stories out loud.
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March 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
It's officially been A YEAR since I finished this behemoth 🥹 happy r&r-iversary ✂️🫧

archiveofourown.org/works/561629...
Rinse and Repeat - Chapter 1 - YellowMustard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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August 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
gemagination.bsky.social
Yellowmustard update in my inbox!!!!! It's gonna be a good day!!!!!!!!!
April 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
kninjaknitter.bsky.social
In audio form? 1:33:04
With thanks to @mimwalksandreads.bsky.social for making sure I saw this while I was off the grid! on.soundcloud.com/EFS3oZLsglsu...
July 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
vidiot.bsky.social
Johnny Cash - Hurt.mp3

#yellowmustard #fipilele #iykyk
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 PM
dreams-of-june.bsky.social
NEW YELLOWMUSTARD FIC👏👏👏
mustardwrites.bsky.social YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Mar 24
archiveofourown.org/works/817747...

(hello i have been busy 👀)

(teacher-Stede is just having the WORST day. the substitute who looked after his class yesterday seems like a REAL piece of work 😤 Stede is not gonna fall in love with him, diabolical of you to even suggest such a thing)
Summary: “...Mr Teach?” “Mm-hm. Says right here, the substitute that covered your class yesterday was an Ed Teach.” Stede laughs out loud. “You mean to tell me,” he says, “that the substitute’s full, government name was Education Teach?” “Edward, I’d expect,” says Lucius, giving Stede a look ordinarily reserved for the particularly dim-witted. (Or: Stede has taken one day off. ONE. His classroom is a complete disaster. Who the fuck IS this Ed Teach? He can suck eggs in hell, as far as Stede is concerned. A modern-day enemies-to-lovers teacher AU, because the author is deeply self-indulgent and needed it to happen) “Right,” Stede had said stiffly. “Well, no fractions, no phonics, no nature walk. I’d imagine storytime was a wash too, then?” This, unfortunately, had turned out to be entirely the wrong thing to say. Because the classroom, once again, had erupted into whatever you might call the exact opposite of ASMR. “No way!” Jayce had protested, downright affronted. “Storytime was the best!” “He was a pirate!” Mei had hollered again, looking insulted that Stede clearly wasn’t giving this the attention it deserved. “He told us pirate stories! Real pirate stories. He didn’t even use a book!” “Yeah! He told us this story about this guy, and he was gouging an eyeball out of this other guy's skull–” Instantly queasy, Stede had been forced to interrupt. “Oh, I'm gonna stop you there, Aoife,” he’d said, a tad desperately. “A classroom is…not really an appropriate setting for skull-talk.” Unfortunately, the children had been unperturbed by this. “There was this other guy, and he used to torture people!” one of them crowed, with a disconcerting sense of glee. “He had this fiddle, and he used people's guts to–” “And then! There used to be this pirate, and he'd make people walk the plank! And then they'd fall into the ocean! And die! To death!” “He taught us about flaying! And flogging!” “Mr Bonnet, what’s a keelhaul?”
March 24, 2026 at 11:02 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/587691...

nocturne is a year old today??? there's no way, what even is the passing of time 😭
Nocturne - Chapter 1 - YellowMustard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
butterscup95.bsky.social
IT’S A YELLOWMUSTARD CAR! 💛⭐️🌟
April 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
Free Space (E)
Modern AU. Ed tries a sensory deprivation float tank, and it goes south really quickly. Slowburn gentlebeard with a big focus on healing from trauma (Complete!!) archiveofourown.org/works/61423051
Free Space - Chapter 1 - YellowMustard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
xrayvex.bsky.social
UH OH i'VE finally taken the plunge, as it were
- started reading Free Space by @mustardwrites.bsky.social last nite

(no pun intended - no just kidding i totally intended that)

🥲
screen shot of Ed Teach as Jeff the Accountant (our flag means death s1 ep 5) sitting and reaching his hand out toward a screen shot of the title page for Free Space by YellowMustard
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
kninjaknitter.bsky.social
I can not recommend this story highly enough!!! Every chapter makes me snort-laugh and cry and feel so many things and wish I had YellowMustard whispering into my ear at many points in my life when I needed a wise friend.
mustardwrites.bsky.social YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Jul 4
archiveofourown.org/works/817747... the teacher boys are back and i would like to present the following images, if you want the context ig you're just gonna have to go read it 😌
a tiny chihuahua with her tongue hanging out. there is nothing going on behind those eyes a perky-nana chocolate bar s1 stede, hiding, peeking over the side of the revenge an at-home covid/rsv/flu testing kit
July 4, 2026 at 12:34 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
it's #taketwotuesday and I've spent the last three days letting a nasty cold turn me into a disgusting little goblin, how do we feel about some canon era bondage? archiveofourown.org/works/62895241
Liquid Centre - YellowMustard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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May 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
insane-foliage.bsky.social
It's podfic o'clock! @mustardwrites.bsky.social and I have each recorded a version of @unencryptid.bsky.social's lovely story "Stede's Very Bad, Unacceptable, Abominable Day" as part of the @ofmdpodfuckery.bsky.social DoublePod event

Go feast your ears!

archiveofourown.org/works/86726591
A title card for the podfic "Stede's Very Bad, Unacceptable, Abominable Day" by unencryptid. This podfic is part of the DoublePod event, and there are two versions, one narrated by YellowMustard, and the other narrated by Temporal_discounting
June 18, 2026 at 9:35 AM
sdryan.bsky.social
Huge thanks to @mustardwrites.bsky.social for facilitating this BIRTHDAY PRESENT for @fablizpoppe.bsky.social! Stede needs a little nudge expressing his desires and Ed is all about seeing them through. Pod complete!

read: archiveofourown.org/works/55250389
listen: archiveofourown.org/works/62541511
Title card for Shuffling the Deck by YellowMustard, read by sd ryan. Text is over an image of well-loved vintage playing cards, scattered loosely over a wooden table.
January 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Best of Three by @mustardwrites.bsky.social and with a podfic performed by @kninjaknitter.bsky.social is so fucking sweet and beautifully written. and so funny!!
archiveofourown.org/works/59207860
Best of Three - YellowMustard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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December 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
omg this is me too hahahaa

archiveofourown.org/works/640791...
July 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
sdryan.bsky.social
The sweetest one night fastburn (slowburn?) ever. Ed's the harpist at a swanky wedding that's gone south. Nocturne by @mustardwrites.bsky.social now available as a pod! Ch 1 posted

ed/stede, rated e, 45k, 4+ hours

read: archiveofourown.org/works/58769149
listen: archiveofourown.org/works/61577986
Title card for Nocturne by YellowMustard, read by sd ryan. Text is over an image of a beach at night, stars shine down on blue waves hitting the sand.
December 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
And skrifores, bktrashcat, beabonnet29, samwish, kalansphantom, nomadsland,and yellowmustard
July 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
mariwho.bsky.social
Just finished rereading the OFMD modern-era Gentlebeard AU "Free Space" by @mustardwrites.bsky.social and it's so fucking good I figured I'd give it another rec. A+ look at PTSD and recovery and learning to live with intention and loving & being loved. Brilliant. archiveofourown.org/works/614230...
Free Space - YellowMustard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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July 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
happydaiz.bsky.social
I rerecorded Magpie by @mustardwrites.bsky.social because I just wanted to say these words aloud again. Swan 2.0 will be coming soon.

Ed keeps buried treasure after all. Stede finds his secret stash. Post S2 oneshot with Big Ed feelings as he slowly comes to grips with the fact that he's VERY loved
Podfic title card. A white silhoutte of a magpie carrying a ring on a chain in its beak on a black background. Text reads Magpie by yellowmustard
March 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
sdryan.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @fablizpoppe.bsky.social !!! Here's a little something from @mustardwrites.bsky.social and me. We love you so 💜

Long overdue for a pod, this innkeeper-era gem! #ofmd #podfic

Ed/Stede, E, 10k, 75 min

Read: archiveofourown.org/works/51520210
Listen: archiveofourown.org/works/78373746
Title card for Swedish Cult Bullshit by YellowMustard, read by sd ryan. Bright yellow and blue text (IKEA-esque) is over a worn wooden floor.
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 AM