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Pete Hegseth calling his impeachment a "political spectacle" is rich considering what he's turned the U.S. Department of Defense into... 👀 #impeachhegseth #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I dont know if the Church is considering Dolly Parton for sainthood, but Texas did just turn blue after I asked for her intercession. So... 👀💙🌊 #ucantmakethisshitup #bluewave #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
They did away with D.E.I. So, we elected a bunch of black, Muslim, and gay folks. One way or another, WE WILL HAVE diversity, equity, and inclusion in these United States of America!! 👀 #bluewave🌊 #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
...and God sent a great flood, a giant blue wave, and the wicked were wiped from the face of the earth, and when the waters receded, God set a rainbow in the sky. 🌊👀 #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I had about 2hrs to watch a movie. Scrolled through Netflix, then HBOMax, followed by Amazon Prime, AMC+, and Disney+. With only 13mins remaining, I've decided to go to bed early. All that scrolling was exhausting!! 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I guess Abbott was right about Mexicans taking people's jobs. Gina Hinajosa took his... 👀 #bluewave🌊 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Remember back when there people out there that we called "MAGA republicans"? Man, I'm glad those times are behind us!! 🌊👀 #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
IYKYK???
Uhm... IDK. 👀
...but, IW2K
So... LMK, OK?
#myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
When people vote, democrats win. That's why the republicans keep moving the goal post. So, I'm gonna need you to get off your ass and go do the thing... 👀 #vote #voteblue #votebluetosavedemocracy #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Someone said JD Vance is just John Wayne Gacy with eyeliner and now I can't unsee it... 👀 #noseriously #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Smart-ass
Dumb-ass
Pansy-ass
Bad-ass...

Any way you look at it, I'm an ass... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I was today years old when I learned the MLB has 2 leagues not unlike the NFL, and that should inform you as to how well I follow baseball... 👀 #sportsball #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I still cant get over discovering that if you turn the word gullible upside-down it looks like a cat. That's CRAZY! 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
In Texas it's feast or famine. This is a land of eternal catastrophic drought, interrupted occasionally by devastating biblical floods. 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Hey, you guys... I'm beginning to think we're not gonna get that $5000 check Trump promised us... 👀 #jussayin #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
One of my favorite fall activities is tearing down all the cobwebs on the front porch to install fake cobwebs for Halloween 🎃... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Perspective is reality, and you need to recognize that if you have any desire to get along with people who believe differently than you... 👀 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #findthehappiness #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
In the same breath today, we were warned by 3 of the world's biggest A.I. developers that A.I. could kill us all before the end of this decade.

...then, the gov admitted Skynet exists. 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I can't help but find it a tad bit ironic that the word haiku has neither 5 nor 7 syllabes in it... 👀 #thispostcouldabeenahaiku #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
$5000 bribe check for votes? I'm still waring for my $2000 tariff refund check!!! 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Them: Have you tried touching grass?

Me: Yes.

Them: Did it help??

Me: I broke out in hives. I'm allergic to grass... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Dear Maga,

Fine. You can call it Lake America if you want to. IDK...

Just know that Lake Obama would be Superior... 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #ijusmadethisshitup #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I talk a lot of shit for a guy who couldn't possibly tell you how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
August 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
My social media feeds are filled with people angry that God keeps "taking the WRONG 80yo!" I mean, they ain't wrong... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #m #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
August 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
You guys, I'm beginning to think Donald Trump doesn't have a plan to fix our healthcare system... 👀 #noseriously #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
August 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM