#yiay2
It's just a regular switch with "2" written on its back, but there is NO backwards compatibility and the only games are hits from the first switch with "2" poorly added in the cover art

#YIAY2
December 16, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The screen will be .2 inches bigger and the price tag will be double #YIAY2
December 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
It's basically just the switch with no graphical changes but now it's white and has smellovision you can't turn off 🤗 #YIAY2
December 15, 2024 at 11:41 PM
#YIAY2 I mean it worked so well the first time!
December 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
The switch 2 will have not just stick drift, but also screen drift
#YIAY2
December 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Joy-Con drift will still be present on the Switch 2, but now, you can pay the monthly Nintendo Switch Online subscription to “fix” it!

#YIAY2
December 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
What if it was the PlayDate but shittier and contains the same graphics capabilites as the first switch? And a bigger screen, no OLED. #YIAY2
December 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM
The Nintendo Switch 2 will finally fulfill those dreams of realistic HD Rumble cow milking, spurting fluid at you while you milk the virtual cows.

(Remember 1-2 Switch? Why did I pay $60 for this at launch? Good god.)

#YIAY2
December 16, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Play their Switch 1 games with an Official™️ Emulator #YIAY2
December 15, 2024 at 11:12 PM
It would be woke, like mario is now gayrio. #YIAY2
December 25, 2024 at 8:10 PM
#YIAY2

Your joycons exclusively drift whenever you begin talking politics; because after all, Mario doesn’t want THAT at his Party now, does he?
December 16, 2024 at 11:02 AM
It I'll just be my old android phone

#YIAY2
December 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
now with 50% more sweat gland #YIAY2
December 17, 2024 at 6:07 AM
The Switch 2 will finally make my dad proud of me. Too bad it’s already 16 years late. #YIAY2
December 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
The new Switch will have 4 joycons instead of 2, so that when they inevitably break you have to buy even more controllers than before
#YIAY2
December 16, 2024 at 3:44 AM
#YIAY2 Just a brick with a screen and a joystick
December 15, 2024 at 8:54 PM
#YIAY2 the new switch will innovate by giving gamers access to the worlds nuclear codes
December 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM
#YIAY2 it will be shaped like a hand and try to tickle you
December 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
#YIAY2 The exact same thing as the first Nintendo switch, but now with THREE whole themes!
December 15, 2024 at 10:07 PM
#YIAY2 it will be made out of assorted metallic and plastic fluids for the use of beings on a higher plane of existence
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I personally think they should add a secret mode option that makes every bit of text in game slightly saucy so it turns into a game of who notices it first #YIAY2
December 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
They'll be CRANKING these out #YIAY2
December 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
At launch, the Switch 2 will have an unprecedented brand new, next gen, state of the art port of Skyrim! #yiay2
December 16, 2024 at 11:02 PM
It’ll automatically euthanise you if you try to download league of legends #YIAY2
December 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM