#yohanan
Reish Lakish looking at Rav Yohanan in the river: why can’t I find a woman like this ugh
Rav Yohanan: hi
Reish Lakish: no
Rav Yohanan: I’m literally the guy in the river
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM
May 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Rabbi Yohanan is almost too hot?
July 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Tel Aviv, Sheinkin, Yohanan HaSandlar
25/09/2026, 12:48 #carsTLV #Ferrari
September 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Oh they call him Yohanan in Japanese.
May 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
OF COURSE ITS RABBI YOHANAN

the man insulted his friend so hard that he died 😭
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Devastating
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
BREAKING: Yohanan ben Zakkai has just been seen entering Number 10.
The Brits in my timeline have the random name generators running at full capacity
May 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is me about R' Yohanan/Reish Lakish
me sitting backwards on a chair in front of a classroom full of yeshiva bochurim: “You know who else had a “Heated Rivalry’? That’s right, 1st century rabbinic scholars Hillel and Shammai…”
February 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“Eating Dates In Babylonia” would be the name of my memoir
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Her: what's your sign?

Me: As Rabbi Yohanan said, "The Jewish people are not subject to the influence of astrology." Shabbat 156a, Mishnah, Talmud

Her: when were you born?
February 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
i mean
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Baruch Dayan HaEmet

Die Opfer des heutigen Terroranschlags sind.

Adrian Marcelo z"l
Yohanan Shchori z"l
Yuri Birnbaum z"l
September 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I think what makes Rabbi Yohanan such a good healer is the way he embraces it. Because when we embrace our grief, we can serve as an inspiration to others.
May 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yohanan Benhaïm, chercheur à l’Institut français d’études anatoliennes d’Istanbul, à propos des manifestations en Turquie : «Malgré la répression, on observe une mobilisation spontanée et qui dure»

Interview :
Manifestations en Turquie anti-Erdogan : «Malgré la répression, on observe une mobilisation spontanée et qui dure»
Une semaine après l’arrestation du maire d’Istanbul, les mouvements de contestation continuent dans le pays, en dépit des interpellations massives du pouvoir. Une situation politique inédite selon Yohanan Benhaïm.
www.liberation.fr
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
actually its a whole religion based on the sport of contrarianism. also have you seen Rabbi Yoḥanan today? 😍
June 30, 2026 at 9:28 AM
like in case it happens?
February 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
not again 😩
July 10, 2024 at 11:08 PM
ik antisemites dont read but the talmud has never been some secret book that shits just 73 volumes and most of its about how fucking hot rabbi yohanan was or the precise measurements for sleeve length
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
LMAO at anybody who says Jews don't have the same silly superstitions as our polytheist neighbors; it's in Talmud tractate Shabbat 156

Also "Mazel Tov" literally means "Good Constellation" (as in, luck of the stars)

Hanina > Yohanan
My latest is about dudes with strong opinions about false idols!

But: these groovy lil’ Judean pillar figurines might possibly be ok? Huh. Why is that?

What about the, uh, inconsistencies around how we talk about 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 lunar models / worship, eh?

What’s all this idol chatter really about ??
Idol Chatter
What We Talk About When We Talk About False Worship
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
November 5, 2024 at 2:16 AM