Reish Lakish looking at Rav Yohanan in the river: why can’t I find a woman like this ugh
Rav Yohanan: hi
Reish Lakish: no
Rav Yohanan: I’m literally the guy in the river
Rav Yohanan: hi
Reish Lakish: no
Rav Yohanan: I’m literally the guy in the river
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Reish Lakish looking at Rav Yohanan in the river: why can’t I find a woman like this ugh
Rav Yohanan: hi
Reish Lakish: no
Rav Yohanan: I’m literally the guy in the river
Rav Yohanan: hi
Reish Lakish: no
Rav Yohanan: I’m literally the guy in the river
May 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Rabbi Yohanan is almost too hot?
July 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Rabbi Yohanan is almost too hot?
September 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Oh they call him Yohanan in Japanese.
May 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh they call him Yohanan in Japanese.
OF COURSE ITS RABBI YOHANAN
the man insulted his friend so hard that he died 😭
the man insulted his friend so hard that he died 😭
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
OF COURSE ITS RABBI YOHANAN
the man insulted his friend so hard that he died 😭
the man insulted his friend so hard that he died 😭
BREAKING: Yohanan ben Zakkai has just been seen entering Number 10.
The Brits in my timeline have the random name generators running at full capacity
May 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
BREAKING: Yohanan ben Zakkai has just been seen entering Number 10.
This is me about R' Yohanan/Reish Lakish
me sitting backwards on a chair in front of a classroom full of yeshiva bochurim: “You know who else had a “Heated Rivalry’? That’s right, 1st century rabbinic scholars Hillel and Shammai…”
February 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
This is me about R' Yohanan/Reish Lakish
“Eating Dates In Babylonia” would be the name of my memoir
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Eating Dates In Babylonia” would be the name of my memoir
Her: what's your sign?
Me: As Rabbi Yohanan said, "The Jewish people are not subject to the influence of astrology." Shabbat 156a, Mishnah, Talmud
Her: when were you born?
Me: As Rabbi Yohanan said, "The Jewish people are not subject to the influence of astrology." Shabbat 156a, Mishnah, Talmud
Her: when were you born?
February 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Her: what's your sign?
Me: As Rabbi Yohanan said, "The Jewish people are not subject to the influence of astrology." Shabbat 156a, Mishnah, Talmud
Her: when were you born?
Me: As Rabbi Yohanan said, "The Jewish people are not subject to the influence of astrology." Shabbat 156a, Mishnah, Talmud
Her: when were you born?
Baruch Dayan HaEmet
Die Opfer des heutigen Terroranschlags sind.
Adrian Marcelo z"l
Yohanan Shchori z"l
Yuri Birnbaum z"l
Die Opfer des heutigen Terroranschlags sind.
Adrian Marcelo z"l
Yohanan Shchori z"l
Yuri Birnbaum z"l
September 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Baruch Dayan HaEmet
Die Opfer des heutigen Terroranschlags sind.
Adrian Marcelo z"l
Yohanan Shchori z"l
Yuri Birnbaum z"l
Die Opfer des heutigen Terroranschlags sind.
Adrian Marcelo z"l
Yohanan Shchori z"l
Yuri Birnbaum z"l
I think what makes Rabbi Yohanan such a good healer is the way he embraces it. Because when we embrace our grief, we can serve as an inspiration to others.
May 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I think what makes Rabbi Yohanan such a good healer is the way he embraces it. Because when we embrace our grief, we can serve as an inspiration to others.
Yohanan Benhaïm, chercheur à l’Institut français d’études anatoliennes d’Istanbul, à propos des manifestations en Turquie : «Malgré la répression, on observe une mobilisation spontanée et qui dure»
Interview :
Interview :
Manifestations en Turquie anti-Erdogan : «Malgré la répression, on observe une mobilisation spontanée et qui dure»
Une semaine après l’arrestation du maire d’Istanbul, les mouvements de contestation continuent dans le pays, en dépit des interpellations massives du pouvoir. Une situation politique inédite selon Yohanan Benhaïm.
www.liberation.fr
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Yohanan Benhaïm, chercheur à l’Institut français d’études anatoliennes d’Istanbul, à propos des manifestations en Turquie : «Malgré la répression, on observe une mobilisation spontanée et qui dure»
Interview :
Interview :
actually its a whole religion based on the sport of contrarianism. also have you seen Rabbi Yoḥanan today? 😍
June 30, 2026 at 9:28 AM
actually its a whole religion based on the sport of contrarianism. also have you seen Rabbi Yoḥanan today? 😍
like in case it happens?
February 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
like in case it happens?
ik antisemites dont read but the talmud has never been some secret book that shits just 73 volumes and most of its about how fucking hot rabbi yohanan was or the precise measurements for sleeve length
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
ik antisemites dont read but the talmud has never been some secret book that shits just 73 volumes and most of its about how fucking hot rabbi yohanan was or the precise measurements for sleeve length
LMAO at anybody who says Jews don't have the same silly superstitions as our polytheist neighbors; it's in Talmud tractate Shabbat 156
Also "Mazel Tov" literally means "Good Constellation" (as in, luck of the stars)
Hanina > Yohanan
Also "Mazel Tov" literally means "Good Constellation" (as in, luck of the stars)
Hanina > Yohanan
My latest is about dudes with strong opinions about false idols!
But: these groovy lil’ Judean pillar figurines might possibly be ok? Huh. Why is that?
What about the, uh, inconsistencies around how we talk about 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 lunar models / worship, eh?
What’s all this idol chatter really about ??
But: these groovy lil’ Judean pillar figurines might possibly be ok? Huh. Why is that?
What about the, uh, inconsistencies around how we talk about 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 lunar models / worship, eh?
What’s all this idol chatter really about ??
Idol Chatter
What We Talk About When We Talk About False Worship
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
November 5, 2024 at 2:16 AM
LMAO at anybody who says Jews don't have the same silly superstitions as our polytheist neighbors; it's in Talmud tractate Shabbat 156
Also "Mazel Tov" literally means "Good Constellation" (as in, luck of the stars)
Hanina > Yohanan
Also "Mazel Tov" literally means "Good Constellation" (as in, luck of the stars)
Hanina > Yohanan