Is Palpatine slaughtering the younglings in a smart way?
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
National Guard presence may deter crime, but experts warn of the long-term costs
As President Trump ramps up efforts to send federal officers and troops into cities, criminologists are watching closely. Are the feds doing this in a smart way?
n.pr
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Is Palpatine slaughtering the younglings in a smart way?
In Killing Younglings, Vader Sidesteps Laws and Moves to Expand Power
May 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
In Killing Younglings, Vader Sidesteps Laws and Moves to Expand Power
This warms my heart. You're all right, younglings. You're all right.
May 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
This warms my heart. You're all right, younglings. You're all right.
I read Babar with one of my younglings the other day and honestly Haus nailed it
September 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I read Babar with one of my younglings the other day and honestly Haus nailed it
These younglings are NOT paying attention in class
April 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
These younglings are NOT paying attention in class
I teach younglings. Parents don't know shit about dick
Another Iowa Dem releases an ad in response to anti-trans ads against her.
"We need to protect kids, and we need common sense rules to keep sports fair for boys and for girls. Parents know what's best for our kids. Washington needs to stay out of it."
From Lindsay James, IA-02.
"We need to protect kids, and we need common sense rules to keep sports fair for boys and for girls. Parents know what's best for our kids. Washington needs to stay out of it."
From Lindsay James, IA-02.
September 19, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I teach younglings. Parents don't know shit about dick
When you spot some younglings
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When you spot some younglings
Can I interest you in a tale of one thousand praying mantis younglings?
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Can I interest you in a tale of one thousand praying mantis younglings?
I am, as the younglings say, cooked
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I am, as the younglings say, cooked
Introducing Anakin, a nanny cam so you can keep an eye on those younglings.
What would your ominously named startup be and what would it do?
My quick & dirty answer is a campsite locator called Vorhees.
But I might circle back with a better answer later.
My quick & dirty answer is a campsite locator called Vorhees.
But I might circle back with a better answer later.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
April 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Introducing Anakin, a nanny cam so you can keep an eye on those younglings.
"I don't see any younglings in this page script."
"We're still in Act 1, Hayden."
"We're still in Act 1, Hayden."
February 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"I don't see any younglings in this page script."
"We're still in Act 1, Hayden."
"We're still in Act 1, Hayden."
Reenacting Anakin vs the Younglings.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Reenacting Anakin vs the Younglings.
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The younglings had a danish waiting for me.
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 AM
The younglings had a danish waiting for me.
"Yikes did not know of his problematic history with younglings. Unfollowing now."
Darth Vader briefly celebrated as a hero on Bluesky after it is discovered at least one insurance CEO or banker was on Alderaan but is swiftly cancelled upon the revelation he built a clanker as a child.
September 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"Yikes did not know of his problematic history with younglings. Unfollowing now."
Played spin the light saber, and a bunch of younglings lost their feet.
September 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Played spin the light saber, and a bunch of younglings lost their feet.
a mother and her younglings
May 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
a mother and her younglings
So damn proud of these kids for their courage. 💥 Hundreds of Milford, MA high schoolers walked out in protest today after ICE detained their classmate Marcelo Gomes Da Silva. Detained on his way to volleyball practice. Illegally.
These students aren’t backing down—they’re rising up.
#OnYourSide
These students aren’t backing down—they’re rising up.
#OnYourSide
June 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Some younglings appreciative of a bit of rain.
June 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Some younglings appreciative of a bit of rain.