Your vote is your voice. It's your power. Use it today.
November 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Your vote is your voice. It's your power. Use it today.
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
November 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Welcome to the rest of your life
Wow — a protester yells “Haley Stevens is a traitor!” and Stevens then wraps up her news conference with Mike Rogers in a hurry
November 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Welcome to the rest of your life
is it good to get boo’d offstage in front of your own voters a day before your election
November 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
is it good to get boo’d offstage in front of your own voters a day before your election
PROTECT YOUR VOTE!
Make sure you know your rights when you cast your midterm ballot.
And help spread the word by sharing this information with your friends and family.
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Make sure you know your rights when you cast your midterm ballot.
And help spread the word by sharing this information with your friends and family.
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November 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
PROTECT YOUR VOTE!
Make sure you know your rights when you cast your midterm ballot.
And help spread the word by sharing this information with your friends and family.
🧵
Make sure you know your rights when you cast your midterm ballot.
And help spread the word by sharing this information with your friends and family.
🧵
Extraordinarily hot take, but I think this is good news for Abdul. If your main pain in the ass does a Hulk Hogan-style performative heel turn two days before your election, it just proves all of your opponents don't believe in anything. But it does show they're afraid of the power of your movement.
November 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Extraordinarily hot take, but I think this is good news for Abdul. If your main pain in the ass does a Hulk Hogan-style performative heel turn two days before your election, it just proves all of your opponents don't believe in anything. But it does show they're afraid of the power of your movement.
This is your brain. This is your brain on DC savvy political reporting. Any questions?
November 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
This is your brain. This is your brain on DC savvy political reporting. Any questions?
your WNBA Finals MVP, everyone
WNBA star Gabby Williams, who plays for the Golden State Valkyries as a forward, shared her support for trans rights and what she really thinks of the debate around trans athletes competing alongside cisgender athletes in a 20 May interview with The Local W.
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November 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
your WNBA Finals MVP, everyone
Join me in voting and making your voice heard, for yourself, your community, and your loved ones. It may feel small, but together our ballots add up to real change. 🗳️
November 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Join me in voting and making your voice heard, for yourself, your community, and your loved ones. It may feel small, but together our ballots add up to real change. 🗳️
Reminder that yall should cancel your Spotify subscriptions, stop using the platform and remove your podcasts and AP shows from it.
“The product would allow paying subscribers to use AI to create their own versions of popular songs, such as transforming a folk song into a dance track or making one artist appear to cover another’s music.”
Spotify aims to launch AI music remix service early next year
Streaming service plans to charge users up to $5 a month to use the feature
www.ft.com
November 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Reminder that yall should cancel your Spotify subscriptions, stop using the platform and remove your podcasts and AP shows from it.
Choose your character 😜
November 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Choose your character 😜
Commentary: Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal, By Donald Trump https://theonion.com/ask-not-what-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal-can-do-for-you-ask-what-you-can-do-for-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal/
November 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Commentary: Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal, By Donald Trump https://theonion.com/ask-not-what-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal-can-do-for-you-ask-what-you-can-do-for-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal/
BILL MURRAY: Could you just say the words, 'My dog just died.' I want to see what happens to your smile
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
November 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
BILL MURRAY: Could you just say the words, 'My dog just died.' I want to see what happens to your smile
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
Fuck you, Haley Stevens.
And your weird ass husband too.
And your weird ass husband too.
November 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Fuck you, Haley Stevens.
And your weird ass husband too.
And your weird ass husband too.
WHY ARE YOU ON CNN RIGHT NOW
GO HOME
TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET
DISCONNECT THE ROUTER
GO HOME
TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET
DISCONNECT THE ROUTER
HALEY STEVENS: Anderson, this is a broader point about what's going on in our party
COOPER: It's actually not. It's really just a question of why you changed your mind
STEVENS I haven't cast my vote yet
COOPER: So you might change your mind again?
COOPER: It's actually not. It's really just a question of why you changed your mind
STEVENS I haven't cast my vote yet
COOPER: So you might change your mind again?
November 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
WHY ARE YOU ON CNN RIGHT NOW
GO HOME
TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET
DISCONNECT THE ROUTER
GO HOME
TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET
DISCONNECT THE ROUTER
We voted, and it felt great! Make your plan to do the same, if you haven't already cast your ballot: IWillVote.com
November 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
We voted, and it felt great! Make your plan to do the same, if you haven't already cast your ballot: IWillVote.com
regardless of your personal politics I am giving you all permission to lib out
you may return to your regularly scheduled feuds tomorrow
you may return to your regularly scheduled feuds tomorrow
November 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
regardless of your personal politics I am giving you all permission to lib out
you may return to your regularly scheduled feuds tomorrow
you may return to your regularly scheduled feuds tomorrow
when your internals are dire
November 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
when your internals are dire
*Curb Your Enthusiasm music starts playing*
Wow — a protester yells “Haley Stevens is a traitor!” and Stevens then wraps up her news conference with Mike Rogers in a hurry
November 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
*Curb Your Enthusiasm music starts playing*
Imagine being sad that you didn’t get your ethnic cleansing bonus.
November 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Imagine being sad that you didn’t get your ethnic cleansing bonus.
Expand your lexicon
November 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Expand your lexicon
This is it, Alaska. Three days to make your voice heard and make your vote count. If you haven’t cast your ballot yet, now is the time!
October 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This is it, Alaska. Three days to make your voice heard and make your vote count. If you haven’t cast your ballot yet, now is the time!
Roger Marshall: "This may be your last rally until your next reelection campaign in a couple years"
November 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Roger Marshall: "This may be your last rally until your next reelection campaign in a couple years"
