What I bring to the table
November 26, 2023 at 11:21 AM
What I bring to the table
Senile Satan posted about Bill Maher NINE times last night, with zingers like this one. 👇
March 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Senile Satan posted about Bill Maher NINE times last night, with zingers like this one. 👇
I miss writing Eris Morn zingers.
June 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I miss writing Eris Morn zingers.
One of many killer zingers he's unleashed tonight.
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One of many killer zingers he's unleashed tonight.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ms Crockett with the zingers‼️👍💪💙
August 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ms Crockett with the zingers‼️👍💪💙
his beret keeps all the zingers in
July 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
his beret keeps all the zingers in
pre-scripting your sassy little zingers is so embarassing
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
pre-scripting your sassy little zingers is so embarassing
Remember, if you want US presidents to actually sanction war criminals, you are unserious about the business of government. What you should actually want is for them to privately deliver mildly racist zingers
September 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Remember, if you want US presidents to actually sanction war criminals, you are unserious about the business of government. What you should actually want is for them to privately deliver mildly racist zingers
Do NOT engage. Do not quote dunk, do not screencap. Do not @ with your witty zingers. Give them not one breath of oxygen here.
Block, ignore, move on.
Block, ignore, move on.
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Do NOT engage. Do not quote dunk, do not screencap. Do not @ with your witty zingers. Give them not one breath of oxygen here.
Block, ignore, move on.
Block, ignore, move on.
God his zingers are incredible. How does he stay so razor sharp all the time
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
God his zingers are incredible. How does he stay so razor sharp all the time
I didn’t know Hochul could drop zingers like that, hell yeah!
June 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I didn’t know Hochul could drop zingers like that, hell yeah!
Dorothy Parker for the zingers
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Dorothy Parker for the zingers
Have some Zingers!
December 15, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Have some Zingers!
Hälsningar från Threads, som idag levererar zingers
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hälsningar från Threads, som idag levererar zingers
He’s just got to because he prepared a speech with some real zingers!
Trump: “Law Enforcement has requested that we leave the premises, consistent with protocol, which we will do, immediately. I will be giving a press conference in 30 minutes from the WH Press Briefing Room. The First Lady, plus the Vice President, and all Cabinet members, are in perfect condition”
April 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
He’s just got to because he prepared a speech with some real zingers!
I LOVE this guy!!!!
I hope he's wearing a bullet proof vest - cause those are some serious zingers and ICE has thin skin.
"Put away your weapons. Nobody's threatening you, you pathetic babies!"
I hope he's wearing a bullet proof vest - cause those are some serious zingers and ICE has thin skin.
"Put away your weapons. Nobody's threatening you, you pathetic babies!"
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I LOVE this guy!!!!
I hope he's wearing a bullet proof vest - cause those are some serious zingers and ICE has thin skin.
"Put away your weapons. Nobody's threatening you, you pathetic babies!"
I hope he's wearing a bullet proof vest - cause those are some serious zingers and ICE has thin skin.
"Put away your weapons. Nobody's threatening you, you pathetic babies!"
hunter biden is, somehow, the best dem propaganda on the internet for the last several days. it is just nonstop zingers that make right wingers look insane
June 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
hunter biden is, somehow, the best dem propaganda on the internet for the last several days. it is just nonstop zingers that make right wingers look insane
Sit back and enjoy these absolute zingers 😐
June 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Sit back and enjoy these absolute zingers 😐
I miss writing Eris Morn zingers.
August 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I miss writing Eris Morn zingers.
Huge relief for the Haitian community in Springfield—and all over the U.S.
Some nice zingers here, to boot.
Some nice zingers here, to boot.
Haiti’s TPS continues for now!!!!! And zowie: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214.124.0_1.pdf
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Huge relief for the Haitian community in Springfield—and all over the U.S.
Some nice zingers here, to boot.
Some nice zingers here, to boot.
FOOTBALL ZINGERS VS VANCE OH WE ARE SO BACK
August 6, 2024 at 10:26 PM
FOOTBALL ZINGERS VS VANCE OH WE ARE SO BACK
All this parsing over how the PM or Poilievre “perform” in QP in the HoC.
I didn’t vote for PM Carney for zingers— I voted for him to do a job.
Poilievre can work on his zingers and slogans because that’s literally all he has and can do — for over 20 years.
#cdnpoli
I didn’t vote for PM Carney for zingers— I voted for him to do a job.
Poilievre can work on his zingers and slogans because that’s literally all he has and can do — for over 20 years.
#cdnpoli
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
All this parsing over how the PM or Poilievre “perform” in QP in the HoC.
I didn’t vote for PM Carney for zingers— I voted for him to do a job.
Poilievre can work on his zingers and slogans because that’s literally all he has and can do — for over 20 years.
#cdnpoli
I didn’t vote for PM Carney for zingers— I voted for him to do a job.
Poilievre can work on his zingers and slogans because that’s literally all he has and can do — for over 20 years.
#cdnpoli
But guys, his social media team sends some real good zingers. 🫠
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
But guys, his social media team sends some real good zingers. 🫠
so not mad that they've spent weeks practicing their zingers
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
so not mad that they've spent weeks practicing their zingers