⚽ Zlatan Ibrahimović
October 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
⚽ Zlatan Ibrahimović
Zlatan admirando o Fenômeno.
Nostálgico!
Nostálgico!
September 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Zlatan admirando o Fenômeno.
Nostálgico!
Nostálgico!
the Zlatan reaction to Erling Haaland’s haircut is just as great as you’d expect
August 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
the Zlatan reaction to Erling Haaland’s haircut is just as great as you’d expect
no World Cup games today but I'm handling it fine, mentally.
in fact, you wouldn't believe what my Zlatan Ibrahimovic puppet just said to my Alexi Lalas puppet!
PUPPET ZLATAN: Zlatan angry Zlatan still have to see soccer Carrot Top on Zlatan's day off!
hahaha! oh Zlatan, what won't you say!
in fact, you wouldn't believe what my Zlatan Ibrahimovic puppet just said to my Alexi Lalas puppet!
PUPPET ZLATAN: Zlatan angry Zlatan still have to see soccer Carrot Top on Zlatan's day off!
hahaha! oh Zlatan, what won't you say!
July 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
no World Cup games today but I'm handling it fine, mentally.
in fact, you wouldn't believe what my Zlatan Ibrahimovic puppet just said to my Alexi Lalas puppet!
PUPPET ZLATAN: Zlatan angry Zlatan still have to see soccer Carrot Top on Zlatan's day off!
hahaha! oh Zlatan, what won't you say!
in fact, you wouldn't believe what my Zlatan Ibrahimovic puppet just said to my Alexi Lalas puppet!
PUPPET ZLATAN: Zlatan angry Zlatan still have to see soccer Carrot Top on Zlatan's day off!
hahaha! oh Zlatan, what won't you say!
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
June 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
Alexi Lalas: who is your fav player
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: And mine is-
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: Wrong
Zlatan: No if it is not Zlatan you are wrong
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: And mine is-
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: Wrong
Zlatan: No if it is not Zlatan you are wrong
June 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Alexi Lalas: who is your fav player
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: And mine is-
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: Wrong
Zlatan: No if it is not Zlatan you are wrong
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: And mine is-
Zlatan: Zlatan
Alexi: Wrong
Zlatan: No if it is not Zlatan you are wrong
"Zlatan, can I ask you a question?"
"No."
"No."
July 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"Zlatan, can I ask you a question?"
"No."
"No."
⚽️ Zlatan Ibrahimović
October 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
⚽️ Zlatan Ibrahimović
Is Zlatan turning into soccer Charles Barkley?
June 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Is Zlatan turning into soccer Charles Barkley?
Zlatan: today I compliment all my co workers
Zlatan: Rebecca you look very green, very good
Zlatan: Thiery you are always sharp. Monseiur.
Zlatan: Alexi, you... we can discuss.
Zlatan: Rebecca you look very green, very good
Zlatan: Thiery you are always sharp. Monseiur.
Zlatan: Alexi, you... we can discuss.
June 24, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Zlatan: today I compliment all my co workers
Zlatan: Rebecca you look very green, very good
Zlatan: Thiery you are always sharp. Monseiur.
Zlatan: Alexi, you... we can discuss.
Zlatan: Rebecca you look very green, very good
Zlatan: Thiery you are always sharp. Monseiur.
Zlatan: Alexi, you... we can discuss.
Zlatan is not pulling punches
June 30, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Zlatan is not pulling punches
Zlatan fucking hates Alexi Lalas lmao
June 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Zlatan fucking hates Alexi Lalas lmao
Because Zlatan has earnt that right
June 19, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Because Zlatan has earnt that right
THIERRY: We sending Turkiye to Ibiza?
ZLATAN: Blackpool
[Thierry and Rebecca start laughing]
ZLATAN: Disgusting beaches full of pale people
ALEXI: I played in Serie A you know
ZLATAN: Shut up
ZLATAN: Blackpool
[Thierry and Rebecca start laughing]
ZLATAN: Disgusting beaches full of pale people
ALEXI: I played in Serie A you know
ZLATAN: Shut up
June 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
THIERRY: We sending Turkiye to Ibiza?
ZLATAN: Blackpool
[Thierry and Rebecca start laughing]
ZLATAN: Disgusting beaches full of pale people
ALEXI: I played in Serie A you know
ZLATAN: Shut up
ZLATAN: Blackpool
[Thierry and Rebecca start laughing]
ZLATAN: Disgusting beaches full of pale people
ALEXI: I played in Serie A you know
ZLATAN: Shut up
Zlatan: "I would get 4 red cards in this game"
July 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Zlatan: "I would get 4 red cards in this game"
UMass is the Zlatan of college football I've often said
Alexi Lalas on the screen in a Rutgers shirt, presented without comment
September 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
UMass is the Zlatan of college football I've often said
Bub rappt: „Zlatan ist eine Legende. Wegen diesem Fallrückzieher aus 40m. Das kann nur Zlatan. Aber Kylan und Ronaldo haben auch schöne Tore geschossen. Viele Spieler haben schon schöne Tore geschossen. Auch Zlatan.“
Ich hab ihn so lieb 💖
Ich hab ihn so lieb 💖
June 11, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Bub rappt: „Zlatan ist eine Legende. Wegen diesem Fallrückzieher aus 40m. Das kann nur Zlatan. Aber Kylan und Ronaldo haben auch schöne Tore geschossen. Viele Spieler haben schon schöne Tore geschossen. Auch Zlatan.“
Ich hab ihn so lieb 💖
Ich hab ihn so lieb 💖
Zlatan calmly pressing the CLOSE DOOR button as Alexi rushes towards the elevator
June 20, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Zlatan calmly pressing the CLOSE DOOR button as Alexi rushes towards the elevator
Henry, Zlatan, Lalas
June 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Henry, Zlatan, Lalas
please someone tell Zlatan about Galveston, TX
June 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
please someone tell Zlatan about Galveston, TX
Zlatan climbing the ranks of my favorite people
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
June 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Zlatan climbing the ranks of my favorite people
The only time a drone got brought down at the World Cup is when Zlatan and Thierry made fun of Alexi Lalas
Markwayne Mullin on the World Cup: "We averaged over 30 drones that we brought down per game"
July 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The only time a drone got brought down at the World Cup is when Zlatan and Thierry made fun of Alexi Lalas
CALL ALEXI LALAS IGNORANT AGAIN, ZLATAN! 😍
Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done
June 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
CALL ALEXI LALAS IGNORANT AGAIN, ZLATAN! 😍
"I don't have followers, I have believers"
Zlatan Ibrahimović
Zlatan Ibrahimović
June 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
"I don't have followers, I have believers"
Zlatan Ibrahimović
Zlatan Ibrahimović