I miss when you saw a funny image and could be like “banger photoshop job” and now you just have to sigh and realize it’s probably ai #zyaps
November 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I miss when you saw a funny image and could be like “banger photoshop job” and now you just have to sigh and realize it’s probably ai #zyaps
Just 3AM yapping but like. Almost positive I have DDD. Me getting really freaked out and neurotic about it is triggered by a few things, the main culprit being lighting, WHICH IS. SO INCONVENIENT #zyaps
November 2, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Just 3AM yapping but like. Almost positive I have DDD. Me getting really freaked out and neurotic about it is triggered by a few things, the main culprit being lighting, WHICH IS. SO INCONVENIENT #zyaps
I saw the JP subs and instantly started trying to read them bc my auditory processing issues were NOT letting me parse any of the English speech fhdjdj #zyaps
October 31, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I saw the JP subs and instantly started trying to read them bc my auditory processing issues were NOT letting me parse any of the English speech fhdjdj #zyaps
maybe it’s good renn faire sold out and I wasn’t able to go…. If I had to see another person blissfully playing a hurdy gurdy, I would have been filled with such intense envy that they would’ve had to call all the king’s horses and men on me #zyaps
October 25, 2026 at 6:26 AM
maybe it’s good renn faire sold out and I wasn’t able to go…. If I had to see another person blissfully playing a hurdy gurdy, I would have been filled with such intense envy that they would’ve had to call all the king’s horses and men on me #zyaps
Walked up to someone at gwf and was like “so. How are the divorce litigations going” as a continuation of a discussion wrt their wolship last year and then like. Promptly realized that I forgot to include context that this was for their fictional pookies LMAO #zyaps
October 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Walked up to someone at gwf and was like “so. How are the divorce litigations going” as a continuation of a discussion wrt their wolship last year and then like. Promptly realized that I forgot to include context that this was for their fictional pookies LMAO #zyaps
#zyaps #gwfroadtripupdate My relentless desire for chicken nuggets blows our ship off course once again
October 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM
#zyaps #gwfroadtripupdate My relentless desire for chicken nuggets blows our ship off course once again
I FINALLY got home and have a few hours to kill before work, and Mochi has decided that her heart has grown fonder than usual in my absence #zyaps
October 20, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I FINALLY got home and have a few hours to kill before work, and Mochi has decided that her heart has grown fonder than usual in my absence #zyaps
I’m like 99% sure that having Collagen Make issues is why my hair is. Like That ™*
*wants to be loosely curled SO bad but is too fine to hold itself in any meaningful shape, so it like. Gets matted/tangled from static So easily #zyaps
*wants to be loosely curled SO bad but is too fine to hold itself in any meaningful shape, so it like. Gets matted/tangled from static So easily #zyaps
October 6, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I’m like 99% sure that having Collagen Make issues is why my hair is. Like That ™*
*wants to be loosely curled SO bad but is too fine to hold itself in any meaningful shape, so it like. Gets matted/tangled from static So easily #zyaps
*wants to be loosely curled SO bad but is too fine to hold itself in any meaningful shape, so it like. Gets matted/tangled from static So easily #zyaps
Friend groups where the resident lifestyle dom falls down the stairs and gets a concussion while prepping an OF video so their sub has to find someone to bring them to the ER (butch from Delaware who hates driving) but not before they finish the shoot #zyaps
October 4, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Friend groups where the resident lifestyle dom falls down the stairs and gets a concussion while prepping an OF video so their sub has to find someone to bring them to the ER (butch from Delaware who hates driving) but not before they finish the shoot #zyaps
I cannot stop obsessing over how the spine is deeply unintelligent design rn…. Like when I complain abt my vertebrae being out of place, it’s not like some crooked man jrpg neck horror. It’s a couple millimeters and BAM get tachycardia, idiot #zyaps
October 1, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I cannot stop obsessing over how the spine is deeply unintelligent design rn…. Like when I complain abt my vertebrae being out of place, it’s not like some crooked man jrpg neck horror. It’s a couple millimeters and BAM get tachycardia, idiot #zyaps
Me: unggg I’m tired.
Me, thinking about taking the medication that makes me not tired: UNGGG man I don’t wanna take pills right now. I’m tired
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#zyaps
Me, thinking about taking the medication that makes me not tired: UNGGG man I don’t wanna take pills right now. I’m tired
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#zyaps
September 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Me: unggg I’m tired.
Me, thinking about taking the medication that makes me not tired: UNGGG man I don’t wanna take pills right now. I’m tired
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#zyaps
Me, thinking about taking the medication that makes me not tired: UNGGG man I don’t wanna take pills right now. I’m tired
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#zyaps
My current completely baseless claim is that the advent of Disney Sidekick animals talking instead of pantomiming is indicative of creeping anti-intellectualism (<- spent too much time cleaning today) #zyaps
September 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My current completely baseless claim is that the advent of Disney Sidekick animals talking instead of pantomiming is indicative of creeping anti-intellectualism (<- spent too much time cleaning today) #zyaps
as someone who struggles w saying an emotionally-heavy word here and there, I must say. What the fuck are we doing saying “grape” and “unalive” #zyaps
September 22, 2026 at 3:47 AM
as someone who struggles w saying an emotionally-heavy word here and there, I must say. What the fuck are we doing saying “grape” and “unalive” #zyaps
I spent all of today feeling super dizzy and kinda delirious and getting intermittent limb parathesia aND FHEN AN AIR BUBBLE CAME OUT OF MU EYE?? #zyaps
September 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I spent all of today feeling super dizzy and kinda delirious and getting intermittent limb parathesia aND FHEN AN AIR BUBBLE CAME OUT OF MU EYE?? #zyaps
Thinking deeply about how the seasons actually would be way more peam if we were granted to scientific impossibility of the days being long in winter and short in summer #zyaps
September 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Thinking deeply about how the seasons actually would be way more peam if we were granted to scientific impossibility of the days being long in winter and short in summer #zyaps
I’m so tired of knocking my neck bones out of place and not being able to sleep until like. 4:30AM bc I can’t breatheeee. Please sir I have an exhaustion headache #zyaps
September 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I’m so tired of knocking my neck bones out of place and not being able to sleep until like. 4:30AM bc I can’t breatheeee. Please sir I have an exhaustion headache #zyaps
Kae and I did a masquerade skit w a bunch of our buddies recently, and three of them don’t go to xiv, so one of them would gently whisper “benevolent Mexican man…” whenever Ardbert showed up to remember their cue #zyaps
September 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Kae and I did a masquerade skit w a bunch of our buddies recently, and three of them don’t go to xiv, so one of them would gently whisper “benevolent Mexican man…” whenever Ardbert showed up to remember their cue #zyaps
idk about impressed of disappointed but 20 y/o me WOULD be horrified that the like. run of the mill stiff neck and random headaches were a Serious Health Condition lmao #zyaps
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 18, 2026 at 7:24 AM
idk about impressed of disappointed but 20 y/o me WOULD be horrified that the like. run of the mill stiff neck and random headaches were a Serious Health Condition lmao #zyaps