The Two Wolves Podcast
@2wolvespod.bsky.social
Two middle aged idiots argue about movies. It's funny. You like it. You listen.
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EPISODE 6 IS LIVE
ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
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ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
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Rescuers Down Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
October 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Rescuers Down Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
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Hard To Kill A Mockingbird
Everything Everywhere All at Once Upon a Time in America
October 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Hard To Kill A Mockingbird
Twincucking is like this, but when you hate yourself and are Jean-Claude Van Damme
twinning kink is simply the endgame of anyone who loves themselves enough
October 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Twincucking is like this, but when you hate yourself and are Jean-Claude Van Damme
Courtesy of [*REDACTED*] !!!
fresh produce, incoming!
September 26, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Courtesy of [*REDACTED*] !!!
No episode this weekend
We'll get it up asap. Just chill out. Enjoy some tasty produce. We got you.
We'll get it up asap. Just chill out. Enjoy some tasty produce. We got you.
Steven Seagal Eating a Carrot
ALT: Steven Seagal Eating a Carrot
static.klipy.com
September 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
No episode this weekend
We'll get it up asap. Just chill out. Enjoy some tasty produce. We got you.
We'll get it up asap. Just chill out. Enjoy some tasty produce. We got you.
If only there were a 3.5 hour podcast episode litigating exactly this
DMing with a pal who’s watching FIRE DOWN BELOW and he had the nerve to say the film is “boring”, how could you be bored by imagery like this
September 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
If only there were a 3.5 hour podcast episode litigating exactly this
Steven Seagal Choke Hold Diorama
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
youtu.be
September 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Why would we deceive you?
September 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Why would we deceive you?
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I saw On Deadly Ground at the dollar theater with my friend and Kurt Cobain died the next day. Linked in my mind for eternity.
EPISODE 6 IS LIVE
ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
September 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I saw On Deadly Ground at the dollar theater with my friend and Kurt Cobain died the next day. Linked in my mind for eternity.
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Is Steven Seagal Native American? No.
Does he want you to believe that he is? Yes.
Does he want you to believe that he is? Yes.
September 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Is Steven Seagal Native American? No.
Does he want you to believe that he is? Yes.
Does he want you to believe that he is? Yes.
EPISODE 6 IS LIVE
ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
September 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
EPISODE 6 IS LIVE
ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
ON DEADLY GROUND (1994)
vs.
DOUBLE IMPACT (1991)
One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours!
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
EPISODE 6
On Deadly Ground / Double Impact
DROPPING SOMETIME TODAY
On Deadly Ground / Double Impact
DROPPING SOMETIME TODAY
September 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
EPISODE 6
On Deadly Ground / Double Impact
DROPPING SOMETIME TODAY
On Deadly Ground / Double Impact
DROPPING SOMETIME TODAY
Episode 6 will drop later than usual tomorrow. Catastrophic technical difficulties. Or I just ran out of time. Whatever.
September 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Episode 6 will drop later than usual tomorrow. Catastrophic technical difficulties. Or I just ran out of time. Whatever.
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i'd watch more captain america movies
What if Captain America ran like Steven Seagal
September 5, 2026 at 12:09 PM
i'd watch more captain america movies
Pyun Hive rise up
Bunch of us booked a wee cinema room in the trendiest hotel bar yesterday and the staff were serving us drinks while we all sat and watched
August 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Pyun Hive rise up
August 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Not since SINNERS(2025) have I felt this awkward talking about representation in a movie!
This week we're talking female representation in UNDER SIEGE(1992) Vs. DEATH WARRANT(1990)
@2wolvespod.bsky.social
Available wherever fine podcasts are sold!
This week we're talking female representation in UNDER SIEGE(1992) Vs. DEATH WARRANT(1990)
@2wolvespod.bsky.social
Available wherever fine podcasts are sold!
August 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Not since SINNERS(2025) have I felt this awkward talking about representation in a movie!
This week we're talking female representation in UNDER SIEGE(1992) Vs. DEATH WARRANT(1990)
@2wolvespod.bsky.social
Available wherever fine podcasts are sold!
This week we're talking female representation in UNDER SIEGE(1992) Vs. DEATH WARRANT(1990)
@2wolvespod.bsky.social
Available wherever fine podcasts are sold!
Like a pipe wrench to the dome, it's...
THE TWO WOLVES PODCAST
EPISODE 5
Death Warrant (1990)/Under Siege (1992)
LISTEN NOW
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THE TWO WOLVES PODCAST
EPISODE 5
Death Warrant (1990)/Under Siege (1992)
LISTEN NOW
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
August 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Like a pipe wrench to the dome, it's...
THE TWO WOLVES PODCAST
EPISODE 5
Death Warrant (1990)/Under Siege (1992)
LISTEN NOW
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THE TWO WOLVES PODCAST
EPISODE 5
Death Warrant (1990)/Under Siege (1992)
LISTEN NOW
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
This doesn't have anything to do with Marked For Death (1990), or does it?
Canonically, Happy Gilmore's dad died at a Vancouver Voodoo game
August 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This doesn't have anything to do with Marked For Death (1990), or does it?
Ain't nobody breaks the axis like Albert Pyun
August 23, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Ain't nobody breaks the axis like Albert Pyun
You famously love dummies
August 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
You famously love dummies
Spotify ai segment heading remain undefeated
August 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Spotify ai segment heading remain undefeated
FUN FACT:
Mayor Lionheart from the Zootopia films is named after the 1990 Jean Claude Van Damme film because he also sucks
Mayor Lionheart from the Zootopia films is named after the 1990 Jean Claude Van Damme film because he also sucks
August 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
FUN FACT:
Mayor Lionheart from the Zootopia films is named after the 1990 Jean Claude Van Damme film because he also sucks
Mayor Lionheart from the Zootopia films is named after the 1990 Jean Claude Van Damme film because he also sucks
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The movie that ended Frank Dux's Hollywood career, one of the worst movies I've ever seen and another movie where Seagal maims a bunch of dudes and where the women in the movie have nothing positive to say about their time on set!
The perfect podcast while you knit!
TWO WOLVES - EPISODE 4
Out for Justice (1991)/Lionheart (1990)
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TWO WOLVES - EPISODE 4
Out for Justice (1991)/Lionheart (1990)
Available now wherever podcasts are sold!
shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...
August 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The movie that ended Frank Dux's Hollywood career, one of the worst movies I've ever seen and another movie where Seagal maims a bunch of dudes and where the women in the movie have nothing positive to say about their time on set!